I swallowed a small turd when I was eating my gf's ass

I swallowed a small turd when I was eating my gf's ass.

am I going to die?

only in your soul

Yes. I’m so sorry.

Pic related? If so your chances for death decrease by 25%

but my soul told me to do it!

oh no!

maybe

I certainly hope so

Bless your heart.

You won't die, but your body will now only be able to produce turds up to a maximum size of the one you swallowed. Can only be corrected by swallowing a larger turd

Who that girl?

Not going to lie, the idea of eating more turns me on.

Laneya Grace

She looks delicious. Trips confirm.

no it will make you stronger

roll

dubs get

You are full of shit (get it?)

ff

She is!

Then why people don't eat shit on daily basis?

What are you rolling for!

Trips god.

It has been couple of hours now. Is it in my tubes now?

Sorry bro :'c

Nudes were not part of the deal!

But we want them!

no but you should

we all are. make your peace.

OP is dating Andy Sixx
fag

eat more shit