You're a nu-male if you shave your ass crack, right?

You're a nu-male if you shave your ass crack, right?

Correct

I shave my ass crack. If you don't then you're some kind of faggot

so when are we banning canadians and australians?

Anything below the neck is feminine, so yeah leaf, yeah.

they make you think

Yep. You wouldn't shave your ass unless you were expecting visitors.

Don't even try to justify your faggotry.

Lol nu male's usually have long ass beards and are hairy as fuck.

I shave it if I expect a rim job

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I hate to say it, but I would honestly miss them.

It's still here...

>Poopy hair is manly
kys

I shave my entire body (except my head, I have long hair). Nothing gay about it.

It itches like fuck when you do that.

I take the trimmers there because my shits are decently often sticky shits (thanks IBS!) and I hate having to spend all that extra effort to wipe my ass well enough to get the shit off the hair.

I really wanna shave my ass hair because shit gets caught in it.
But i'm really worried about how sweaty/itchy i'll get without it.

How can faggots fuck a hairy ass like that ?
imagine a cunnilingus in it, all that micro shit stuck between the hairs.

It's just a common human decency to shave your ass hair. Nobody wants to suck a hairy ass.

Including your arms and legs? Why?

Yeah, but you have terrible genetics if you have more shitty ass hair than the rest of your body.

I've never had a problem properly shaving.

Just don't rip it out like I used to. Would get the worst bloody mudbutt as it grew back in.

>t. got the idea from my brother's insane, diseased hamster

because smooth skin feels nice

yea, on women, you fucking fag

you don't know what you are missing, faggot

What is the benefit of a non-fag man shaving his ass ? shaving generates those micro injuries which irritates the skin and generate those annoying itches, small bleedings, etc.

>so when are we banning canadians and australians?

June 23rd.

Permaban. No appeals.
Once you go black, there's no coming back.

just know that you're a fucking weirdo

No, you're a swamp ass troglodyte if you don't.

yea, i'm missing out on being a faggot ass cuck femboy
geez, what a shame

>People not shaving their assholes

At the very least, don't you want the convenience of not having to basically wipe up peanut butter out of carpet every time you take a shit?

I'd rather only have two wipe two or three times than fucking eight or more.

shaving your ass crack is the pussy way to do it, and is going to leave it all itch and grainy.

man up and wax it. The pain is transient and it'll leave it much cleaner.

I don't have body hair except on armpits, dick and obviously my hair. I trim all of it.

you're a nu-male if you save pictures of asscracks and post them on Sup Forums

Seems difficult. I epilate and it's hard enough.

1) Why is this thread on Sup Forums
2) Is it so people would collectively decide what is manly and what is for faggots?
3) If it is so, shaving ass may not be for faggots, but its not common
4) If my dad or your dads or any true man knew you shave your ass, he'd either laugh or teach you a lesson and make a man out of you
5) You are not true men, you shitpost on Sup Forums all day

nothing wrong with shaving ass, tho

Imagine shaving your ass and accidently grabbing your hemorrhoid while waxing...

look at these hairy faggots
nothing wrong with not having body hair

Maybe you should stop eating so much of that spicy southern food and you wouldn't have any

My ass is hairy as fuck, and I would never shave it because the stubble would be hell, but I've often considered just trimming it to like a quarter inch for the sake of hygiene.

Who cares, not like somebody will know anyway.
Personnaly I do 3 or 4 times a year, mostly to avoid sticky poop.

Why is half of Sup Forums really gay?

I don't even eat anything spicy Filipovic, except maybe angriest whopper or a subway with all the peppers included.

If you're at all interested in some basic gender equality, you groom yourself
Do you brush your teeth? Comb your hair? These are basic things a civil person does that even animals do

That looks good, Ferreira.

Not really, it's a meme burguer, the red bum isn't even really spicy, i'd rather buy a big stacker desu.
This conversation is now making me hungry.

I'd go with you for one of those even if it gave me hemorrhoids

Sort your diet out.

nu males tend to over compensate their lack of manliness but be more hairy.