Materialist Thread

Materialist Thread

If I gave you $1000 specifically to buy one item you really want but don't need, what would it be?

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Probably some old lego set.

that gave me unexpected feels actually

Two chicks at one time, man...

some cheap 65" 4k TV
or a new computer.

Do I get to keep the change?

If so, just a box of mints.

can this just be a lego thread instead?
>had this as a kid

...

fuck man I had Black Monarch's Castle, Knight's Stronghold, and Black Monarch's Ghost. they all went really well together. i'm 36 now, i still have the ghost

A piece of shit car

An old, 60's vintage tweed case for my handbuilt '62 replica Fender Stratocaster.

Give me $1,000 and find out.

Noice! That got me thinking, I could probably have my '65 Hammond refurbished

Some overpriced weeb shit.

Sniper rifle

god dammit kevin

A synthesizer

I'll go with the obvious one, some stuff for my PC

what stuff

Korg MS2000.

We are all just pigs in human clothing.

found the Jew

Probably a secondhand motorcycle. It wouldn't be much for $1000, but it's mine, and it's something I've wanted for a long time.

I'd start trash collection up again... or turn the cable back on. Maybe fix the lawnmower or pay the propane bill... Damn times are hard. Water and electric are all we need right? My family is falling apart.

hooker

I literally can't think of anything worth up to $1000 that I would only WANT. I can think of a few expenses or bills I could pay, but that's not what this thread is about, is it?

It's a thread for materialist cunts user, not simple consumers like yourself. You're alright m8.

Well fuck man, do you live in Liberia or America?

An oscilloscope.

for what purpose? you EE, a sparky, or an audioƒag?

I'm more for the technics, though.
Next month I'll probably buy the not-so-new huge mine excavator because fuck it, I earned the money and I deserve it.

A plane ticket so I can finally fuck the girl I've been sending and getting nudes from for a while.
Maybe something small for my gf so she won't be as suspicious

Coke or a new graphics card

Stocks

Cp company jacket and hat if there's enough left over

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2 chicks at the same time

probably a semi-nice watch for around 100$
save the rest and spend it on small shit like food in the coming month(s)

Probably a '77 ay-o mahogany finish finger box.

Neither. I like dicking around with electronics and learning new stuff. Actually studying computer science.

>'77 ay-o mahogany finish finger box

good taste I would prefer a stainless steel one with custom inscriptons on the side, not sure which brand though

Baby clothes, a cot, pram, car seat, cloth nappies and pins, and put the rest on bills. I know its more than 1 item. If it has to be one item, paying off my weekly loan repayments.

Double dubs checked.

Never was big into stainless, but still better than the plastic bullshit they make today like pic related

>unexpected feels
Eurocuck detected

how old is your little one user?

new desktop computer

A real battle ready sword

Haha you are poor. I bought this today while you struggle to feed your family

ps4 pro with a cheap 4k tv bloodborne and 1 year online

I'd use it to see if I can get a whore to do this.

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I'd keep the change to buy something for myself

All of the drugs

>I bought this today
An asian enema ?

a few hundred shares of $CYTX while it's still a cheap penny stock biotech company before it gets bought out sometime this year.

*bzzzzzzt* aaaaah my finger!
I am blind!
*bzzzzt*
aaaah

Finger Box


Is a wonderfully crafted "Box of Pleasure" that is usually made from wood or sometimes Aluminum Sup Forums Sup Forums. In the opening post of a Finger Box thread, a seasoned internets expert phrases a seemingly genuine query regarding said finger box, in a manner that suggests that everyone will know what the OP is referring to. The fiendishly clever trap is now set for some hapless victim to come along and spring it by inquiring what a finger box actually is - thus outing themselves as a newfag. Much hilarity is then shared by everyone who is in on the 'joke'. What we learn from an anthropological standpoint from this embarrassingly unfunny and oft-repeated forced-meme, is that:

OF COURSE THIS IS ALL ONE BIG JOKE. DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY.

The denizens of Sup Forums are easily amused by their own antics.
They are also apparently unaware that everyone on Sup Forums is a fucking newfag
Rising unemployment is having an unforeseen effect on the internets.

few thousand***
sorry it's early.

Fucking go watch that movie again you cunt.

A share of Amazon stock

Lol

If it's fake, then how come I have this?

Checkmate, faggot

A new graphics card, specifically a 1080ti.

Fak, I remember having this, too. I'm almost certain that the ghost is still in some box stashed away in the basement, along with all the other stuff...

A graphics card. Mine's from 2011

mine still glows in the dark after 25 years. if you've had yours stashed away in boxes i definitely still does!

A pc. Always wanted one. Never could afford one.

...

well, I could use a MixPre-6 I guess

Probably some clapped out rust bucket. Or parts for the one I'm trying to save from melting into the woods. Pic related it's the truck I'm saving

I‘d get me some ass for the night.

VR headset.
Accessories if those are part of the package too.

I can wither away after that.

Always happens get here when the thread is dead

A GOOD desktop to use as a server.

A 1991 Honda CRX si or a 1993 Beretta Z26

I'd buy a bus ticket or cheap flight to Arizona or Utah, go hiking for a week, stay in cheap hotels and pay for food

I like you user

probably a new iPad

ßumpin for muh terials

Pixel 2

When you hear the beep:
> beep beep
It's time for SUPER MARKET SWEEP!!!

An XL bad dragon dildo.

a vr set.. Oculus or smth, i really want to explore with one of those.(not interested in vr sex, thats for losers. i have a gf)and prolly a new phone.

AR 15
Or a bumpstock

Keep looking user, my friend paid 300$ for a used one.

I'd buy a Marshall Lead 100 Mosfet head with a 4x12 cab.

I dunno, maybe about 100 bottles of vodka

m8, your vodka should be costing you more than $10

Canon Speedlite 600EX-RT II

another pre 64 94 in 30wcf

a new laptop (got a new one like 2 weeks ago) lol

you're a good friend, goodfriend

Htc vive

One of these, used, with a sigma 2.8 17-50 lens, maybe a cheap shotgun mic...

21,47185130764745 grams of gold

would buy a real graphics card so i can do my 3D work and actually be able to produce quality content that my 980 cannot

A Brent Black Optimo Panama hat.

Mac Mini and a large monitor. And one of those brackets to mount the computer on the back of the monitor.

A litle loli slave in the dark net

Well I kind of need a good computer for school... so not that.

I think I'll go with this.

new pc :D

have you met her in person? if not its a man

parts to build a sweet pc