By black magic, the person you fap to next will become pregnant with your child. Who do you fap to and why?

By black magic, the person you fap to next will become pregnant with your child. Who do you fap to and why?

because it will be prettiest child ever

This would imply fapping to a non-real entity, e.g., a loli or furry or anything in between, would get pregnant, forcing both them and your love-child into existants.

Wouldn't an imaginary being just become imaginary pregnant?

Its gonna be twins

Emma Watson.

Jlaw I guess

A pic of my wife

>sis in law
GLHF

You. For starting this thread you deserve to deliver my child through your microsoft penis

No, dont be autistic m8

U make me sick

>person

I'd make a centaur and confuse scientists for decades while you dumb fucks would just confuse a shitty celebrity.

Who is this?

Does black magic guarentee that the child will be evil?
If not, I'd fap to my friend who wants kids but can't have them

Nah m8, that would just cause a miscarriage

Does cartoons count too?
In that case I`d impregnate Bubbles.

B-but its black magic

Consider the following
>pic related

I'm more or less the anti-christ incarnate anyway, so I'd choose a soulless redhead for the deed.

You guys have no imagination. I'd fap to Elizabeth II.

Pros: would really confuse everyone, my offspring would be in line to the throne of England

Cons: she's 91, pregnancy would probably kill her

Without your autistic genes, sure

there's also this little cutie.

Baby would miscarry turd brain

not necessarily. Women stop producing eggs in their 40s but they still have all the equipment in place. Post-menopausal women have had babies by in vitro fertilisation before.

also
>turd brain
are you a literal 12 year old?

I already fap to pregnant girls, would this just make her carry twins?

ure mum

Michelle Obama. She needs a white baby to ruin her relationship with Barack

It black magic mate, thats a guaranteed miscarriage
Also
>decideing age based off of ones speech type and word choice
What are you, a dumb cunt?

My dead grandmother because fuck having children.

a Koolakamba

Anne Frank, it will be stillborn

Myself.

Fucking crazy person

>>decideing age based off of ones speech type and word choice
there's also the fact that you clearly don't know how the female body works, and then tried to cover up your ignorance with
>It black magic mate, thats a guaranteed miscarriage

Lol. You are much dumber than I thought
>never argue with an idiot
Oops, sorry I meant you are right and very smart indeed. Your parents are proud

fap to a newborn baby and watch the baby became a sphere

Melina Trump. She's already doing a great job raising my other kid.

My thicc sister

You can estimate not just age, but gender, culture, and socioeconomic status based off of word choice. It's not perfect, but with enough data and a good enough database, it's 100% possible. Welcome to sociolinguistics.

>Koolakamba
why

Can I choose male?

Your mom, because it would be fun being your new step dad

Oprah, so i can cash in like Dave Chappelle did

No. Just no

>Implying Oprah wouldnt abort your shit stain of a baby and make you watch just for fun

>Inb4 how's she make him watch
She pays him. Just to really get that pain going she pays him a lot so he benefits from the murder of his own child.

the only serious choice