>E. Hazard
>actually no threat at all
E. Hazard
Bentley Hughes
Ryder Lee
>Marc Overmars
>has never left the Earth
Benjamin Phillips
>Ashley Young
>31 years old
Xavier Collins
>Claudio Pitbull
>Not a dog
Ayden Edwards
>danger
>E
Jose Green
>danny drinkwater
>prefers tea
Sebastian Garcia
>Paradise Danger
>not always a threat
Color me fooking suprised, kevin.
Liam Harris
>Schweinsteiger
>does not climb pigs
>Robben
>is not a seal
>Neuer
>not new
Wyatt Edwards
>Reggie White
>Was black
Justin Jackson
>Sneijder
>doesn't actually cut inside
Levi Wood
>Guldan
>is not actually an orc warlock
James Rogers
>Ciro Immobile
>has two functioning legs
Chase Green
>functioning
Nicholas Gonzalez
>functioning
Mason Foster
debatable
Jordan Bell
>marcus smart
>actually a retard
Jason Ward
>Dennis Rodman
>is actually a manman
Lucas Sanders
>henry youngman
>actually a dead man
Liam Miller
>de gay
>not gay
Jaxon Jackson
>Washington Redskins
>most of them are black, white or mexican
Isaiah Gutierrez
>Jamal Blackman
>
Jonathan Cox
>Harry Kane
>does not use a cane
Cooper Martinez
You must be 18 to post here
Oliver Green
31 is old for a footballer
Hunter Williams
>N'golo Kante
>not that much of a cunt, aye
The antithesis to this thread obviously being Joe Hart.
Blake Price
>Verrati
>is actually underrated
Joseph Green
>Harry Kane
>Is not a massive storm front
Ryder Young
>Welbeck
>Not that good of a defender
Sebastian Walker
>wilshere
>is always injured in a wheelchair
Cameron Wilson
>Daly Blind
>can actually see
Gavin Carter
...
Lucas Gonzalez
>kaka
>he isn't indian
Jack Diaz
>Mourinho
>is actually a little moor
Jose Nguyen
>Derek Carr
>Actually human
Lincoln Anderson
>Messi
>Not very messy.
Robert Carter
>lance armstrong
>cyclist arms
Levi Scott
>Joe Hart
>has none
Joshua Wilson
>player kit related
>probably is straight
Leo Morales
underrated