WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF WATER
WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF WATER
EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT, IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKS OUT OF ORDER
AND THEY SAID
THIS BOY'S BORN TO BE A BUREAUCRAT
BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVE AND SNOTTY
I MADE MY FRIENDS AND RELATIONS FILE LONG APPLICATIONS TO GET INTO MY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY
>But something changed when my man turned pro
I WAS SORTING BUT I WASN'T SMILING
>He forgot that it's not about badges and rank
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT DE FILING
PEOPLE!
WE DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BUREAUCRATS-
NO THAT'S WHAT ALMIGHTY JAH MADE US
NO, THAT'S WHAT OUR MIGHTY JA MADE US
WE TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SWINE-
AND MAKE THEM STAND IN LINE
(even if nobody paid us)
I am Bender plz insert girder?
NOT YET IDIOT
THEY SAY THE WORLD LOOKS DOWN ON THE BUREAUCRATS
THEY SAY WE'RE ANAL, COMPULSIVE AND WEIRD
BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE, EVEN IF IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
ZOIDBERG!
>THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE A SURGEON
They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
>THEY POO-POOED MY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER
>THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T FLY WITH JUST ONE EYE
>I am Bender, please insert girder.
EVERYBODY SING JAMAICA
>JAMAICA!
JUST THE BUREAUCRATS - JAMAICA
>JAMAICA!
JUST THE GRADE NINETEENS
>... Jamaica.
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE YOU'VE GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE...!....
SING ME HOME
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE
EVEN IF IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
...
>I'M BENDER, BABY, PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!
Well, that was the high point of my day
Me too, thanks. It's been stuck in my head for days.
I'm very glad this thread happened
You're welcome
Awww, did I miss the thing? Darn it.
muh nigga
Shit thread wtf omege
This is the best Futurama ever!
I love this place sometimes.