WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF WATER

WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF WATER

EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT, IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKS OUT OF ORDER

AND THEY SAID

THIS BOY'S BORN TO BE A BUREAUCRAT

BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVE AND SNOTTY

I MADE MY FRIENDS AND RELATIONS FILE LONG APPLICATIONS TO GET INTO MY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY

>But something changed when my man turned pro

I WAS SORTING BUT I WASN'T SMILING

>He forgot that it's not about badges and rank

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT DE FILING

PEOPLE!

WE DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BUREAUCRATS-

NO THAT'S WHAT ALMIGHTY JAH MADE US

NO, THAT'S WHAT OUR MIGHTY JA MADE US

WE TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SWINE-

AND MAKE THEM STAND IN LINE

(even if nobody paid us)

I am Bender plz insert girder?

NOT YET IDIOT

THEY SAY THE WORLD LOOKS DOWN ON THE BUREAUCRATS

THEY SAY WE'RE ANAL, COMPULSIVE AND WEIRD

BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE, EVEN IF IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA

ZOIDBERG!

>THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE A SURGEON

They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon

>THEY POO-POOED MY ELECTRIC FRANKFURTER

>THEY SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T FLY WITH JUST ONE EYE

>I am Bender, please insert girder.

EVERYBODY SING JAMAICA

>JAMAICA!

JUST THE BUREAUCRATS - JAMAICA

>JAMAICA!

JUST THE GRADE NINETEENS

>... Jamaica.

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE YOU'VE GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE...!....

SING ME HOME

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU LOVE

EVEN IF IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA

...

>I'M BENDER, BABY, PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!

Well, that was the high point of my day

Me too, thanks. It's been stuck in my head for days.

I'm very glad this thread happened

You're welcome

Awww, did I miss the thing? Darn it.

muh nigga

Shit thread wtf omege

This is the best Futurama ever!

I love this place sometimes.