Why is the UK so disgusting? The women are fat, coarse drunks who don't wash their cunts...

Why is the UK so disgusting? The women are fat, coarse drunks who don't wash their cunts. The men - if you can even call them that - are all into getting spanked and being told they've been naughty little boys.

so true

They aren't all fat. Some are quite pretty

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Inside a typical British home

Pretty fat?

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She looks like she's from Pittsburgh.

Do all the fat British women take black dick like the US fatties?

Not willingly

Nah, Britbong niggers are slightly more cultured. Even they don't approach the shit.

My ancestors came from England in the 1800's. Whenever I see modern people in England I'm shocked. I came from that? They can seriously criticize us with a straight face?

British women are proud of being fat. It's like politically correct to pretend it's ok.

If you think England is bad, you should check out Scotland. Holy fuck they're white niggers up there.

I like how English like to play all high and mighty with regards to Scotland when they owe them all the credit for every succes they've had in the past.

That's depressing. I feel sorry for you guys.

Don't knock getting spanked and being called a naughty boy until you have tried it. :)

I've tried it. Got me a professional dominatrix in Vegas once.

I'm not embarrassed or regretful but I will admit the fantasy is much better than the reality. At least for me.

Had a submissive gf for a while and it was great. She seemed to enjoy it so much I decided to try switching. Hooked up with another girl and let her tie me and spank me with a belt. Loved it.

Fat britbong women are only fat because they eat an amerifat diet. This bullshit is on you amerimutts

My wife isn't skinny but I wouldn't call her fat, and certainly not disgusting. If you knew anything at all about vaginas you'd know they're self cleaning.

I gotta disagree with you on that one. In fact, that makes such little sense to me I can only assume you're trying to troll. I don't mind that, but you should put a little more effort into it.

Is she British? I'd absolutely love to eat her ass while she was giving you head. She's sexy.

what the fuck is us wi those legs?

This is as good as food gets in the UK. The further you get away from London (which is run by foreigners) the less effort they put in.

>Be American.
>Have the audacity to call the UK fat.
>Get shot on the way to McD's.
>That'll be $800,000 PLUS TIP.

And this is the pride of Scotland: the Munchie Box. No kidding, they don't give a shit about presentation.

Britfag here. This is why I left the UK 5 years ago and never went back.

now we talkin

Pretty fancy munchie box. They usually come with layered sliced kebab, baked beans, raw onion, shredded cheese, yoghurt sauce (out of a squeeze bottle) and pita bread.

not unless they want hiv/aids and to be a single mom

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THOSE LEGS

Typical scene anywhere UK after dark

>into getting spanked, like being told they're naughty little boys.

Blame that Super Nanny show. Also you tea sippers pronounce naught little boys as "naugh-e li-ill bois", so it's the accent. Maybe they were spanked by a nanny thing when they were younger. Y'all invented nannys.

Marr-e Paw-pins also was a nanny. Also bri-ish. Coincidence? No, and fuck off furfags.

Pee-uh Pan, also had british nanny, nana. Literally a fucking dog. Also a British nanny.

Y'all on your own tea sippers.

It looks like her ass decided to swap with her thighs

And you fucking limeys make fun of the US.

your wife is fat

You guys are thinking of the USA you getting it mixed up

I imagine after a night out and fucking drunk that would seem pretty tasty.

At least I'm getting some you faggots

Bad bait is bad

phew, that looks pretty fucking good tbh

Tell me you wouldn't want some of this.

That show made me waNt to fuck fatties. That dark haired fat ass nanny got my dick poking out of my pants every time I saw her. But I don't want to be spanked by her. Wouldn't mind spankin her a bit.

typical scene anywhere US after dark

That has to be a man.

Maybe in the UK

Forget your fucking file names, hose are both in yankland you cunt.

I’m from the US and it wouldn’t surprise me here either

Eat up britbong

Stop running down your own country you fucking self-loather. The faggy brits are doing a good enough job without your help. Why don't you make fun of them? It's more fun that way.

I call em like I see em bro
Shit sucks here and it looks like it sucks there
It’s not funny it’s just sad

You can always kill yourself. It might make you happier.

I know I'm british when I think that looks delicious. Battered fish with some chips is the tits, it's the leading cause of fatties in the UK because it's tasty.

I prefer mass shootings with muh assault rifles.

Aussie here. Every time I got to the UK I'm astonished by how bottom end your fish & chips is compared to ours. You don't even have prawns and calamari.

roflmao!

that shit is horrible

Yep, for starters we have other seafood and a range of salads

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>British

Photograph clearly taken in the USA, note the yellow stop/go sign to cross the road

No thanks, not tonight fishermanon

That looks pungent.

Former Britbong here. Britain is generally just a miserable place to live. It has poor weather, no space, high cost of living with low wages, an economy entirely built on a property bubble, no work ethic, and everyone has a crabs-in-a-bucket mentality where the successful are punished. The country is a second-rate power with no real influence or future. Due to this, the people take comfort in over-drinking and over-eating.

Never want to go back to that shithole.

Triggered Britfag

>crabs-in-a-bucket mentality where the successful are punished. The country is a second-rate power with no real influence or future. Due to this, the people take comfort in over-drinking and over-eating.

this

This woman is a sex symbol in the UK

>don't give a fuck about presentation
You blind?! The colours, the segmentation, the composition! The contrast between the yellow of the chips and the bloodstain-red of the ribs, the pot of curry placed proudly in the centre; an alter to make any man fall to his knees and worship. A work of art is what it is.

Ahh the munchie box salad, from box to bin without ever even coming close to a mouth

UK sex symbol "thinking mans's totty." For men who can't think clearly with their dick.

Yeah, that's a very fancy one. Poor choice.

Looks like somebody doesn't know what pungent means...

Dipshit.

brit bong here and I have no idea who this is let alone a sex symbol

This is how brits do porn even now

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What goes on inside a typical british home

You really are a stupid faggot.

Umm no?
Some good inventions and shit literature came from Scotland but all the economic, political and military strength was England's doing

They are irritatingly crass up there. Probably the ugliest women in Europe.

I'd agree with that

you've clearly never tried our signature chicken

Brits will queue round the block for fried chicken. They're kind of like niggers but without the guns and sex.

The UK is a fucking dump. Look at it.

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Australian football on the right

Typical British alpha male

tbf he's fucked some stunners too

Dat feel when you post something saying it's nasty and ppl start saying it looks tasty aff

how are the successful punished?

Don't make fun of our accents cunt

>found the brit

What Brits like

>cucks, lots of fat ppl and thrash food
Whats the difference between UK and america besides guns and america not being white?

THE PENGEST MUNCH

>enjoy your pizza

Nigger you talk like a fucking spastic.

getting some aids

Americans have niggers and SJW's, the fattest of the fat. Home to shows such as My 600lbs Life.

Summary: Diabetes and niggers.

>found Columbo
or i like fapping to dirty old cunts fucking young sluts

The VAGINA is self cleaning, not the labia. She still needs to clean and take care of it... rank