Why dont you have a trap gf b?

why dont you have a trap gf b?

Please for the love of Spaghetti monster, where do i find myself a trap bf??!

I've never put any effort into finding one.
Otherwise I'd be down, I suppose.
Women are troublesome.

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO OBTAIN

>confident

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Hi, user speaking

IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M CALLING THE COPS

No one would accept being my gf, I am shit and I don't deserve any kind of love

Because I'm normal.

Reddit and facebook are that way >>>

>Can't get pregnant
Good.
The people who want them shouldn't reproduce.

because im not a faggot

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>gf
It's a boyfriend. Don't misgender cute boys.

traps are not gay

How do i get bf
How do i get bf
How do i get bf

>gay people are discriminated against
>this leads to insecurities and mental problems which can lead to suicide
>wowwwow hahahah look being gay makes you want to kill yourself !!!!!
flawless logic right there

Go to a gay place where gays hang out.

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because I dont want to do anal. Having a trap gf would suck because you cant have spontaneous sex.

with a female gf, you can wake up in the morning and fuck, you can meet at work for a quickie, you can get horny on the way home from dinner and fuck immediately

with a trap, if you try that you're GOING to get shit on your dick and i really really really am not into scat. it takes a bunch of prep work to fuck a faggot

Dress like a women go alone walking at night in a quiet corner and they will come to you...

Do you think vaginas are always lubed up?

... that's what getting horny or lube or foreplay is fore.

Anal sex REQUIRES an enema and shower if you dont want shit on you

>spontaneous
>foreplay
>anal always requires an enema and a shower
Okay virgin

Virgin spotted.

You can have quick sex whenever you want. Granted with guys you can too but you need condoms for the whole poopdick thing. Unless your bottom is on a totally bottom diet it's not really a practical thing.

You can't just jam your dick in a vagina whenever you want without it hurting unless you're dating a whore who got used to it.

lol pot calling kettle black there. It doesn't take long to get a girl ready for sex. Like at all. And having fucked both guys and girls, you can be way more spontaneous with girls because of the whole poop dick.

It takes about 30 seconds of foreplay to get a girl nice and lubed. Like literally the drive home with some dirty talk will get them riled up and ready.

Dirty talk isnt gonna clean out a shit tube.

You can also eat a girl out to get her nice and wet for fuckin. If you eat a trap out you're goin to be gettin dick first on your tongue and then your dick

You're so obvious. Get off your mom's iphone.

Good luck with bad days free trap

Um, I like women, user.
I don't like dicks. I'm not a faggot, sorry

lol somebodies never had sex. It really doesn't take that long. It takes longer to get a guy to take a dick then get a girl wet.

True, the inside is always wet anyways and most of the time, just the naughty thought of having quick sex is all it takes to get the lips wet. If not, just gently stick your finger in to get the lube out

Get yourself a tech dick

because trap on trap is not only weird but fucking awkward
ill pass

Filthy 3D homos will never be as cute as 2D

says you

I've had sex with both men and women and can say without a doubt you can be a lot more sudden and spontaneous with women. You still need some lube with men. Porn isn't true, spit alone won't really work in anal.

Don't people on here regularly admit traps are some of the most emotionally damaged people you'll ever meet? Their faces even look that way in most of the pics you see spammed on this board.

Fag

>shadows and curves literally make it 3rd dimension

Yup, that they are. Usually, people just supremely damaged and starved for attention.

only half fag

can confirm we look dead and soulless inside but we mostly think about kittens and bunnies and cute things
not suicide i swear
you dont get it do you?

i have taken it up the ass with just spit and it felt good for both parties

If you only did women and herms, you'd at least have an argument.

>trap gf
Shitdick

>real gf
Shitdick

I'M GETTIN SHITDICKED EITHER WAY!

ure mom big gay

urz 2

>don't need weird diapers
Traps have diaper fetishes at alarming rates though

stewing and brewing is a meanass cunt

but cute as frick

sorler, no.

TRAP
> Confident
> Never bad days

So why transsexual people have the highest rate of suicides

Don't know how to find one

i just kinda wanna slap the ho

inb4 "trans can't be traps" newfag confusion

>You can also eat a girl out
Literally more gay than fucking a dude in the ass.

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