Guy's I'm shaking right now
>about a week ago
>went over to my friends house
>he's kind of a nerd still lives with his parents
>was sleeping over there because I'm kind of a loser
yes im a full grown man child and i had a sleep over and my full grown man child's parents house
>friend is playing bideo games
>sneak into laundry room to rub one out while he's distracted calling people faggots on xbox
>just using my imagination trying to get this over with quick
>door opens
>his mom walks in
>sees my dick out in my hand
>i slow down but don't stop
>she watches
>i pick up speed
>realize im going to shoot a load all over the floor and she's probably going to get pissed
>hold out my other hand and bust in it
>starts leaking through my fingers
>she grabs my hand and goes all the way down sucking my middle finger to the palm and slowly pulls it out
>let's go of my hand
>says not bad turns around and leaves the room
Guy's I'm shaking right now
Single moms kek
did you fug her?
Sometimes it's easier to live in a world of fiction than to face what we lack in our lives.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
No. Why would you think that?
why are you shaking right now if it happened a week ago
kek
I don't know I just started thinking about it. I didn't tell anyone about it. You think my friends going to hate me? Now I can't banter with him and tell him something like I fucked his mom he might want to fight me if he finds out.
Fuck what your friend thinks. Fuck her.
Quit being such a fucking faggot!
OMG you're such a fuckin pussy
He's my friend. That's not right.
I'm an adult, I'm a loser. I'm lucky I'm not living on the street. I don't want to lose my only friend.
She's his mom. Who cares?
>Things that didn't really happen for 3 dollars.
Okay well first step to not being a loser, stop getting on Sup Forums,
2nd step move on and stop dwelling on it, pretend it never happened and fucking live your life
3rd step go shower and shave that fuckin neck beard
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was any one else here waiting for the "and everyone walked the dinosaur" ?
Post pics of his whore mom
>3rd step
Too_real
Fuck off back to your youtube comments
cool story bro
stop lying op
you don't have any friends
>Okay well first step to not being a loser
Oh wow why didn't I think of that, that's fucking genius.
>2nd step
Can she get pregnant from that though?
I did lose most of them. Some of it was probably my fault.
>im shaking right now about something that happened a week ago
cool story
I was really alarmed when she caught me and I didn't know what to do so I just kept doing it. I am still not sure why I did it.