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"Albanian Top Gear - Trip to Tsifsarop" edition

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>does that mean he's not coming on ?

>tfw when Tonibler Hoxha hears there are BRITS nearby


The same feeling that a Christian gets he enters Ayia Sofia or a Muslim in Mekka

Why do Greeks dislike the US?

It happened because of the CIA's meddling with the Greek military dictatorship


Till this point, everytime an American president was invited here,people were cheering and offering flowers to him

>finish les miserables
>look up some things on the internet
>turns out the original is thousand something pages and i had read the abridged version
well fuck me. now i want to read the original but dont have the patience to go through hundreds of spoiled pages

Was the dictatorship good/competent?

Viktor hugo protestirase posle masakrot vo batak

>hugo

The 1963 and 1964 elections didn't help the country to get a majority government, plus the Palace didn't like the PM-elect, they made a political coup and deposed him, leading to a highly polarised period of political instability

The country was without government and fearing a new uprising of the Communists, the Colonel regime was established in 21 April 1967 with the help of the CIA and the tolerance of the King

Eventually the colonels kicked the King out, after he tried to reverse his actions with a counter coup in 1970. Those stayed in power until 1973, when they decided to go through a "democratisation" period which resulted to another period of social uprisings and political instability and eventually, the Fall of Cyprus to Turkey

the strong commie part always disliked the west though, even before those events

good morning, fellow normies

jokes on you normie subhuman, i did an all nighter

>not sleeping during the night
haha what a loser

>not sleeping during the night
haha what a loser

>normie delusions

>i spent a whole night on video gaming or compensating for not being a normal student, therefore fuck normie delusions
>ouch hemorrhoids strike again

>normshit projections

>i am in lack of any viable argument therefore i'll just use the "projection" card

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it's too early for such shitposting, desu

im going to bed soon. gotta shitpost now

>tfw Bulgarians are still Asians, even in their hours

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why do libtards and rootless cosmopolitans get triggered by dog spinning so much? literally no harm is done

I do this with my extended family's dogs when we celebrate Bulgaria's independence from USSR and they seem fine with it.

Animal cruelty?idk

well id have fun if this was done to me

this

Bulgarian space program

If my fyromanian brother is here, i was the retard from yesterday that wanted to tell that girl at the birthday party that i liked her followup:

>talk with qt for more than 2 hours
>we flirt
>compliments me alot, eyes, my choice of clothing, how well i did at uni, she was in the same class
>ask for my number because i'm hard to reach (no fb)
>tells me jew and nigger jokes (pic related)
>invites me to come tonight with her girl friends and her sister

Haven't told her i liked her, but i'm thinking to bail tonight and ask her if she wants to meet 1v1 sometime. Is that a good idea?

Also if you're autistic and can't understand the pic:

>What happens when you throw a jew and a nigger off a ledge?
>Well, does it matter?

kinda unrelated but hearing girls use slurs or swears is an instant turn off for me. post photos btw

can't but

>sky blue eyes
>dark blonde hair
>petite as fuck
>smart
>always feel relaxed when i talk to her
>lively (hard to explain, but she's always in a good mood)

Invite her over some coffee/beer at a bar or something, should be adequate.

id do that too. come up with an excuse that you are going out with family for the night, and ask her to go out during the day with you tomorrow 1v1

Nigga you gay

fuck off you ain't taking her bubreg :DDD

thanks boys

if you fail to fugg promise to post photos lad.

gl

Then why do you want to meet her 1v1?

cuz a girl who posts nigger jokes and wants you to go out with her "friends and sister" is fishy at best

so i can isolate her, possibly put my dick in her maybe? but she's definitely gf material desu, i'd lay off on the dickputting desu

>inb4 she browses Sup Forums

dont ever lay off on the dickputting. if she is a whore, it will be resolved sooner. if she is wife material, the dicking is important. there is literally no reason to wait for it. unless you are 14, in which case fuck off back to school

got it famalam

and girls who browse Sup Forums are like a dime a dozen

>Is that a good idea?
terrible idea, desu
you'll look like a creep

go out with her company, and save the 1v1 for the next time

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mashallah akhi

salam alaikum, hayvan

Who will inherit boyko?

A lesbian puppet, just to continue the trend

Boiko tried that, the people voted for the right guy instead of the granny on the left.

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The local transvestite and Al Bundy.

>al bundy
I wish.

fucking alphafag die

havent slept for 48 hours now pretty much and im not very sleepy. dubs tells me if i sleep or stay until i pass out

if dubs, dont sleep until you get a heart attack and die

>haven't slept for 48 hours
Try Astral Projection m8

Hold up /balk/
Prove to me that you're cCc C* ISLAMIC C* cCc

fuck christcucks, mudslimes and kikes

I am greek

is this serdar?

*deports bulgarian citizens to be executed for political crimes by the sultan*

aaaaayyyyyyyyy

m-maybe

he looks browner than erdogan lmao

thats because he is browner than erdog

>everytime I take a walk by the center there's always long hordes of tourists
>in the news today they said the demand is already greater than the capabilities of the country so there's need for farther improvement
Bunkerbey on suicide watch

What is there to see in Albania other than bunkers?
Not trying to be mean, legitimate question.

boyko is actually secretly wh*te

He puts on brown face when meeting greeks and turks for extra diplomatic points.

Lol no, go with her pussy.

Takes less than 5 seconds to search on google

That face says it all.

We're also getting flooded by tourists in the capital for whatever reason.

Bunker art is the second thing that comes up, lel.
But there are museums, castles and lakes, I may have a look later this year.

Poles(top coming tourists) come in my city for hiking, beach, to see the city, to visit the nearby villages where they can visit some sworn virgins that still exist, go look at closed towers where they tell you about how Dukagjins law works and also talk about blood taking.Next go to the Archeological museum to see Illyrian remains and Roman ship parts. The check the WW2 road(a street full of destroyed houses from WW2 that are semi-museums) and also check the Museum of photography "Marubi", where the original photos of major moments in Albania are stored. They also check the bunkers and the natur

I never got that. There is nothing in Sofia. NOTHING. Even fucking Berlin has more to see in it.
I can name 20 cities in Bulgaria more interesting to visit, yet people go to Sofia only.

Oh yeah, the castle and the lake also

I wish we still had state atheism.
I wish education still had proper funding.
But I hate socialism.
How do I deal with the internal conflict bros?

There's the National History museum, the parks, the churches, the restaurants/clubs, and the mountain.

suicide my lad

There is one church worth looking at, the restaurants and clubs are generic european city tier, nothing special, the mountain is the worst in Bulgaria, the parks are bad for Bulgaria, and the museums are bad for Europe.

cheap

>There is one church worth looking at,
Which one? The oldest, or the biggest?

Also, would you like some cheese with your whine, provinciali cuck?

There is some stuff, old Roman shit, commie art museum, institutions and shit, monuments.
In general you can have a more proper vacation than in the overcrowded big European cities where it's too overcrowded to do fuck all.

Well soon have a bigger mosque than Hagia Sofia in our capital. Imagine the tourists

masha Allah bro

thats going to drive enverbey mad btw

People don't give a toss unless it's historical.

I'm thinking of working as a courier in my city this summer

Actually a lot of Indonesians and Malaysians are coming. Even if not finished, people go to pray there, and like 80% of ppl praying are Indonesians and Malays. Checked some yt vids and for some reason they like going to other countries and pray in their mosques

what about arabs? do you have any

No, not really. All the Muslim tourists are jungle-chink looking

>I wish we still had state atheism.
why? for what fucking purpose?

Asians are weird.

«Ai buzëqeshi kur ia futa dorën midis kofshëve dhe fillova t'i fërkoj karin e madh.»

>a fookin bootleg italian fleg

Stop reading wikitionary entry for dick

Education never had proper funding here, you cuck. That's why most people older than 20 are complete degenerates and trash, and our politicians - batka selyaks for the most part. Stop with the commie memes passed down from your grandparents who are longing for their younger days.