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>Gimi on pole ffs
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1st for goat team
Kimi getting pole was nice and all but he better follow team orders tomorrow and give up his 1st place so that Ferrari don't risk the Drivers WC.
part of the Stroll Patrol?
2nd for mchonda doublr dnf
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nth for bullied
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>finland wins
Das rite.
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)
>have to pick up gf from train station at 15:00 (race start)
Might call her a taxi and pay for it. Shouldn't get too mad, right?
we know, you don't have to rub it in
just call in a bomb threat so you can't get to the station
>with finns you ___
>he has a gf
WIN
I wish that pasta were a thing again
>pic kinda related
Lose like Gimi will tomorrow.
>tfw you have to do some boat trips tomorrow all day
t-there will be no overtakes tomorrow right guys?
Who doesn't?
>2017
>Monaco
>Overtakes
kek
link with sound?
inb4
>best race of this century
>F1 is back
>Monaco delivered
me
GIIMI
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Monaco haven't delivered even when F1 was great.
You got quads though, cheer up
Hamilton BTFO
>decide to watch the previous race after years without f1
>gimi out in the first
>about to watch the quali today but decide to watch football instead
>gimi on pole
So I shouldn't watch the race either, right?
how do i watch your league?
If Alonso heroes himself at Indycar, will he be remembered like Senna?
Thanks.
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sextape when?
Are there any English torrents up yet?
I can't fucking find any.
k faggots, I made a decent amount of money of the portuguese and spanish leagues...
Who do you think will win tomorrow?
Vettel will take it right?
No. I smell bad luck for Vettel
Yes.
Yes.
What site now that the good ones are all down
racingfor.me
Hey kiddo, ever heard about AFLA?
Broadly speaking, unless a car is launch over the wheels of another and a freak accident ensues, Alonso should be fine.
I REALLY doubt he'll win, contrary to what some of the Gambling Odds Surveyors believe.
Honestly I just hope he finishes. It would suck so bad for the Honda engine to grenade.
Your car broke.
is f1 and indy same honda engine?
I prefer the one on the right to be honest
no
they didn't even let the japs look at these, they're made out of pig iron by overweight americans called bob and hank in some godforsaken desert
DIGITS FOR RICCIARDO OVERTAKES EVERYONE IN THE FIRST LAP AND WINS
Left side is Road/street circuit aero, right side is oval aero.
Kek.
The block is aluminium like any good race engine. It's a lightweight 2.2L twin turbo V6.
Cheers mate.
Preferably free?
>AFLA
what?
*despite Honda HPD's better engine reliability compared to Honda F1's engine, there have been a lot of Indy engine failures lately due to a variety of issues. The engines are pretty wound tight.
Stands for "A fucking leaf, amirite?"
He suggests that Stroll crashing will influence the result of the race.
>And Finland Loses Again
Just wait, you'll see it in action in all its glory tomorrow.
How can one make Kimi grin?
kek
Ask him about Schumacher
post >yfw after Montréal the WDC is contested between valtteri and gimi
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>old man
And then smiles.
Fantastic, I remember back then he along with Montoya where the ones challenging and they were FAST. Kimi more so. I guess they didn't have the relationship like hakkinen did but I like this scene, when he was the young guy challenging the old guy. Or maybe it's just old guy because he was racing past 40 in F1, but I like the former idea thought better.
ignore , it stands for Alonso Fucked Lewis's Ass
It refers to the story of how Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton, teammates at McLaren in 2007, each tried so desperately hard to beat the other to the World Championship that they grew to despise one another. Over the course of the year, each driver fucked over the other so much that, despite having the fastest car on the grid, they gave the Championship away to Kimi Räikkönen of Ferrari, by a single point—the McLaren drivers finished with the same points total.
Lewis and Fernando were so mad at each other after the final race that they had smoke billowing out of their ears. While Ferrari were celebrating, Lewis and Fernando each got blackout drunk in their dressing rooms to mask the pain of losing the World Championship. Hours later, Lewis stumbled out of his room and into Fernando's. Their drunkenness freed their inhibitions and their hatred became passionate and intense. Fernando, the older of the two and the World Champion in the prior two seasons, overpowered the British rookie, pinning him to the bed, and ripped off Lewis's clothes before undressing himself. They hate-fucked for hours.
The next morning, once he had sobered up a little and realised what had unfolded, Fernando could not live with himself. He made a tumultuous and controversial exit from McLaren to cover the reality of what happened in that dressing room—if it ever got out that the two were gay for each other, his career would be over and his conservative, god-fearing hometown would never, ever forgive him.
In the ensuing years, Fernando tried to rekindle his straightness by dating model after model, but he always discarded them as he yearned for succulent boipussy. Lewis, meanwhile, secretly dated F1 driver Adrian Sutil, before they came to an acrimonious split in 2012.
now, now
they could enter into the last race 400 points in front of the competition, and finland will still find a way to lose again
>Schumacher?
>Vegetable
>smiles
jesus christ kimi really?
>montoya was one of the best drivers of his generation
>easily could have won a WDC
>left the sport early to go do shitty yank shit
i cri everitiem
>hatred became passionate and intense.
my sides m8
Could the negro pull another historic race win from P14?
Doubt it.
I'm going with the stats, meaning a front row victory from the most frequent position to achieve victory, P1.
Gimi wins again for the first time since 2013.
Either that, or he fucks up somehow, giving the race to Vettel.
I want Kimi to win, very much so.
But Ferrari are twats, and they have a strong track record of using team orders in order to benefit their #1 driver in the standings (Schumi and Barrichello, but also Alonso and Massa)
So personally I would guess Vettel
But make your own decisions, I'm not responsible for your fuck ups
Imagine being this autistic
I really really want Kimi to win. I'm getting old, he's getting old (for a driver who wins WDCs), these days the joys I get from his success come less from the new driver I'm supporting, or the proven driver I keep supporting, and more about supporting the old m8 who's still your proper m8.
I don't think you can call them twats. F1 is a business first of all and they want to maximize their result. One-driver tactics have worked for them all through their history. Smart play is to let Vettel win over Kimi.
No, his set up isn't right. He is faster than were he qualified but not by much. Without some terribly bad luck up front he isn't finishing above 6th because he isn't fast enough to pass RBR, Mercedes or Ferrari
Never mind
>don't see the nigger pulling off a RELENTLESS drive from p14 to p1
Bottox is having a great season this year.
I wonder why...
didnt mean to greentext
is Thirdttas the new Secondberg?
Maintain a healthy and respectful distance from other peoples personal space
He will probably mess up his start and leave him open to a AMX turn 1 dive™.
>Posted an hour ago
Poor Max being kept up by Jos and Vic going late into the night
He has a big race tomorrow. He should sleeping right now.
Sadly that ain't happening.
Motorhome/Apartment walls are pretty thin
>Motorhome/Apartment walls are pretty thin
Just like her hymen was :)
Like moist tissue paper trying to stop a charging bull
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Ferrari will probably order Kimi to pull aside for Seb.
I sincerely hope they don't, but Ferrari are cunts, so they probably will.
>implying Kimi will do it
>I don't think you can call them twats. F1 is a business first of all and they want to maximize their result. One-driver tactics have worked for them all through their history. Smart play is to let Vettel win over Kimi.
Mercedes let their two drivers go at it. Ferrari are cunts.
I am not shure that the chokostroll will rise frm the bottom of the grid tmorw, bt it's reeektal temperature is always stillirise
Well I very much hope he won't. Very much so. I guess we will see. Fucking hate seeing races decided by team orders. And I would love to see Kimi win a race.
>got uncle interested in watching the Nurbugring 24
>dad wants to watch Monaco & Indy tomorrow
Actually I've just thought, Ferrari *might* (I hope) think "look, Lewis is all the way down in 14th, so perhaps we can afford to let Kimi win this race, and let Sebastian pick up the 2nd place"
Let's hope they do that. I also hope Kimi can win even more races and wrestle control as the #1 of the team from Seb. That's quite an ask though, I guess.
>implying Ferrari will risk losing the WDC by 6 points or less
>implying Vettel won't just Multi-21 if Ferrari won't switch the order
The only way Kimi can win tomorrow is if Bottas gets in front of Vettel and stays there. If Vettel is right behind Kimi, the call will come. Of course, he could always ignore order but he'd get fired on Monday.
>Of course, he could always ignore order but he'd get fired on Monday.
He should fucking do it anyway. I will fucking love him forever if he does it. And he doesn't seem to care that much these days anyway, he should genuinely just stick to his fucking guns and tell the team to fuck off.
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>russians getting along with finns
perkele
valtteri is dead to me
You need to keep your enemies close.
Did they fuck?
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