No Rekt Thread?

No Rekt Thread?

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Breaking distance is just a number.

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That dude needs to join the UFC

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Ha

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Yum.

poor guy haha

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Is everything made out of cardboard in China

If they can afford it

So lucky lol

this was a fuckin rollercoaster. thanks op

smoked

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fake

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How

lost
Can anyone explain this one?

kek

idk man. Who fakes flexor digitorum profundus and superficialis tendons? seems like a lot of work

N̮̱͎̜̮̗̺͎̿̐͑ͤ͊̄I̛͈̬̦̭̖̰̠̜͒̆̊G͕̣̠͈͖̘̦͂̽ͨ̽̾̆͠͝G̸̹̝͕͓̐͐A̼͍̩͈͔̙̣͇͛ͦ͛̏̌̋͛͟S͉̭̙͓͓̔̕ͅ ͙̺͍̱̹͓͐̐͂̿ͧ̋͋̑̑͡J̨̛̫̹̼͎ͩ́̒͒͞U̠̝̱̘̖̫̓Ṩ̨͔̔̽͆Ţ̵͈̼̺̄̊ͬ̽̀̚ ͖̞̠̣͍̖̰̍͋͐̑̐̿͂̓̄͞ͅḒ̖̩͓͉͎̣͖͍ͨ͑͋̈́͊̀ͯO̰̗̜͕̖̜̭ͩ͂̽̊N̶̰̪̗̤̩̳̹̊̉̎ͅT͖̮̓͛̔ ̖̺̤̙̬̟͖͑ͣ͆͘ͅG̫͔̪̖̯̜̮̈̄͋ͅI̧̥͚̦̓ͩ̆ͭ͗ͭ͛V̮͙͓̣̤́E̞̤ͣ͛͞ ̷͙̘̹̦̘͊̏͞Ą̧̜̗͇ͬ̂ ͇̟̜͖̣̓͌ͤ̒̓̾͌͊͜F̞̼̬̼̻ͦ̐̈́ͫͤͪU̱̹̹̫ͭͧ̀͢Č̬̩͎̙̹͈̼̪̓ͪ͐ͯK̢͔̱ͯͦ̍́͘ ̻̦͔̩̾ͦ̓̽ͦͤ̀̇̓N̝͈͇̂̈́ͣ̄͡Ơ̷̧̜͖ͧͯ̂͐̆̇ ̞̍ͅM̞̼͖̥͎̟ͧ͟Ō̸̬͇͍̍͒̈͗͐̽͡R̳̙̻͂̉ͫͪ̔͝E̸̬͕̗̳̠̜̫̍̉̿ͪ̈́̋

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The fuck he hit that make him ded

jesus christ man, so many emotions in one clip

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dead i guess

Fuck this pisses me off. Animals are so stupid. And that first guy who brakes, fuck that, just plough through those fuckers. Which was exactly like how he truck driver did to the idiots all swapping insurance details.
Freaky too, thinking how life can be so fragile
> Driving on highway on way to gfs listening to my fav drum and bass
> Ffs why did you break? Now I've been rear ended!
> Splattered half a mile down the road

Fake.

You don't have a girlfriend.

Sorry. I meant drs appt for gender reassignment surgery

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china

his head hit the ground with no cushioning and it knocked him out you fucking aspie

he got dizzy in there but he survived

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The only thing posting these in rekt threads shows is that you, the poster is rekt. Your life is so pathetic that you actually enjoy watching these. Idk what they make you feel but I can hazard a guess.

REEEEEEEEE NORMIES GETTING WHAT NORMIES DESERVE REEEEEEE

The truth is that even those dumb animals would have experienced more joy in their short and insignificant lives than you will in your entire sentient existence.

That makes you truly rekt. So please in future start a REEEEEEEEEE WE HAVE NO LIVES thread or, to truncate it a REEEEEEEEKT thread. Leave the rest of us who aren't piles of human waste to our happy existences.

We feel as sad watching those videos as we do when we are confronted with your existence. Pure pity.

Why is fag kid hopping

Idk why but something about how aggro that little guy always gets makes me wanna throw him a true beating

Post a rekt red

We hope you get splattered on the road one day. You're pathetic. You sit behind a computer screen and waste your life but feel the animals are the stupid ones.

They produce more happiness and revenue for that farmer than you do for yourself. They had a more meaningful existence than you ever will and they didn't know any better.

You with your human brain and sentient existence wallow in your own filth getting fatter and fatter and no one will be sorry when you die.

You are the pathetic one. REEEEEE all you want in your lies when you reply, but we all already know the truth.

Best bottle flip ever. Should've dabbed though; such a waste.

nice trip

that plot twist

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Guess the edgefags posting animal gifs are out. Fags

The fact that the guy continues dancing after someone may have just died in front of him makes this fucking hilarious

I think he was using the kid as a decoy. No one's gonna chase the criminal if they're too concerned over the dead baby. Or he just thought "fuck it, if I'm going on Crimewatch, let 'em reconstruct this."

Edgefag

Ignore OP, ITT otters

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Little cunt is taking liberties , knowing no fucker is gonna slap him about.

I would like to catch the fucker off guard and when he starts getting uppity just 'T' off the the cunt and really fucking let him have it.....It would be worth the beating you would get from everyone else.

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straight up lolled

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What do you see when you post this?

Consider this. Look at yourself in the mirror. Now think about that man. Do you think he's cool? That he doesn't give a fuck? That he's a boss who doesn't give a fuck about nothing? Look at yourself again. Do you aspire to him? To his level of edge?

Look at the animal. A dog, naturally happy and enjoys his simple existence. He's happy with what he has. Helps his pack if need be. Or if domesticated is ready to love a human unconditionally just because.

Look back at the man. What kind of insecure shit heap is so jealous of that happiness that he must hurt it. So devoid of his own happiness that he must end it so cruelly. How truly dickless he is and alone he would always feel.

Now look at yourself again. You aspire to be this man and you already are. Dickless. Devoid of happiness. Alone.

You should have aspired to be more than a shit heap. You should have aspired to be the dog.

We are sorry that dog is dead. No one will mourn you when you die.

Normally don't laugh at animal cruelty but this is pretty funny actually

tltr fag
nice dubs

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cat didn't die of course it probably just got bruised and angry

i fucking love dogs.

>Idk what they make you feel but I can hazard a guess.
Makes me laugh. I know this is bait, but here is your answer you berniefag.

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underated post

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The Ugandan Fight Club?

Or nerve gas

So close, yet so far.

1117, not dubs, not trips, not a reason why your existence is so pathetic that these numbers would mean something to you.

So close, yet so far. Story of your life.

Moar

No idea what a berniefag is but I can hazard a guess what you are.

An aspiring shit heap.

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Never gets old! Shoulda ran off with her purse.

Why to wires are commi... Oh. What the fuck is this?

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this show was fantastic

>but we all already know the truth.

that normies are the evil ones?

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Holy fuck. I totally keked. It's almost beautiful, like he's dancing his way across the city.

Nothing to regret, this flyffy nigger 100% pooped on backyard.

That a comment this weak and unoriginal is the best you will ever be capable of.

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idk, kek or no kek

BLESSED THREAD

That is unexpected... I thought that this thing would make a rollover, but no

LOL@ your argument being based off of who's the happiest. If you are happy it usually means you are just really dumb and have it easy. Come at me with your little half sentient normie arguments, i'll dismantle each and every single one of them and i'll even humor your ad hominems (90% of your arguments)

Ya kek

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what are you getting at, normalton? Whats your point?

China filled with retards. Being overworked and filled with fumes is probably destroying their mental health

I raised some farm animals and they're smarter than you think. Humans aren't so special you know. The only retards here were the people getting out of their cars on a busy fucking freeway. Would like to see backstory on this though. I wonder if any of them lived?