How do you compliment a stranger's band t-shirt without sounding autistic?

How do you compliment a stranger's band t-shirt without sounding autistic?

Just don't stammer and act you have your shit together

"nice shirt"

"dope band/artist" and keep it moving

"hey man, cool shirt" works for me

literally "cool shirt, man" without sounding sarcastic or spastic

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ice shirt..

"I like your shirt"
"Thanks"

If they are wearing a band t-shirt, they are likely also autistic. Don't fret on it.

Hahhaha oh boy I pulled out my degree in autism in Food Lion one day complimenting a guy on his Pixies shirt. I practically stalked him just to tell him Pixies were great and he was just like, "Oh. I don't really listen to them, my relative got me this shirt".

Never go full autism.

>if the band is remotely popular
don't
>if the band is obscure
"Hey man, nice shirt."
"thanks"

You didn't do it to give the guy a compliment, you did it to tell people about how autistic you are.
Refer to for further explanation on why it backfired.

this is true.

actual autist here. can confirm this. i own almost nothing but black band t shirts

>Hey that's a nice band. Cool shirt btw.
>Thanks
>You too

Plain and simple.

yo nigga thats a bomb ass shirt you got there may I perform fellatio on you

>Thanks
>You too
What?

But I've literally told that story before and it happened years ago. This doesn't make much sense.

Never told that story before

So long as you tell that story to other people I'm right. So long as you tried to compliment a guy with a t-shirt from a band as popular as the pixies, I'm right.
how do we know both people are wearing a shirt

You people have no concept of mental conditions or psychology at all. How does one wearing a band shirt constitute them as autistic?

No. You're saying I did that for the sole purpose of telling a story about it years later. This is a weak troll attempt.

you're such a fucking idiot lmao

/autism/

>dope
HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A SMASHING BLOUSE YOU HAVE ON

Whip out your dick and start masturbating on it

lmoa just lmao you're so fucking stupid hahah