Avacodo is the best vegetable prove me wrong /b

Avacodo is the best vegetable prove me wrong /b

its a fruit and you know it :(
worst bait ever

That's a fruit.

Apples

5/7 would fuck

peaches are 100% better

I'm trying so hard to fall for the bait about it being a vegetable so I won't. The best vegetable is broccoli and you know it.

tomato is best vegetable, its in everything like sphaghetti sauce and pizza

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This is true.

No. This is the best vegetable. No, wait, they are both fruit

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spinach

discussion over

broccoli makes me fart - I guess that's a plus though

potato, yo

I won't be able to afford a house if I buy any of those.

avocado man says yes

whenever it's season yes it's good, toherwise it tastes like horseshit

It's called palta.

Latino pls

Story time.

>be on weird dating website a while back
>find cute emo girl from louisiana
>have weird friends who show me weird stuff on their phones
>one was a pickup line that went 'i wanna douse you in green paint and spank you like the insubordinate avocado you are'
>basically avocado bdsm
>use it on the girl
>she likes it and plays along
>eventually get her on normiechat
>talk like normal human beings for a while
>find out she has boyfriend
>she later posts before and after pictures of her cutting herself
>dodged a bullet

avocado bdsm

Jesus fucking christ.

Fuck me that's going on my top stories list

Am I the only one who doesn't like broccoli?

can provide screenshots if wanted

Yes please

Read it bottom to top.

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She then gives her snapchat.

Best veg is onion... but broccoli is so dank that I'm not even remotely mad that you said it because I love that shit.

Stupid mexican grease pear.

Just made a porkchop with chimichurri sauce, an avocado and tomato salad with homemade vinegarette dressing and half a boiled casava with butter and salt. Shit was cash. Post workout meal, I'm beasting my nigga

nutritionwise yes. but your are talking preference here you stupid nigger