What does everyone think of Australia?

What does everyone think of Australia?

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Who?

Hate Australia.
Love Pakis and Lebbos.

I want to go just to pick up the accent.

Whom?

>tfw want to say 'crikey, let's have a jolly chinwag' to all the Strayand I meet here
>tfw they're all hipsters from Melbourne (NOT Melbin) who speak a neutral sort of English

fack me, cant

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whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

truly, such language can only be found in a whaler's fo'c's'le

Everywhere 300kms or more outside of a capital city here is like the deep south of America.

it was too hot and the aussies bullied me

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Probably because the Kiwi accent is retarded.

It's not full

drought, not washing off dish soap, third world internet speed and throe anotha shremp on tha bahbee might

>austr*lians in the best country in the world

Tell them to go home

seex, fush and chups, faggot

They're called prawns here and no-one barbecues them.

We usually say chuck rather than throw.

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That's cos kiwis have cute bulliable accents

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Just the best country on the earth.
Not joking, really love the Aussie land.

what do you think of us aussie bois xo

Squeals like a dropbear right before attacking a tourist.

>shremp
Only retarded Ameriburgers call a prawn a shrimp.
Those fat fucks taint everything they touch.
What's with the not washing off dish soap reference?

Kill yourself namefag.

How's your deck, bru?
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>those screams from 0:44 onwards
Kek, what an idiot.

What are they doing, ass inspection?

Why do they stop shitposting now?

it's shit

filthy

I wish I could live there, thats it

It's funny, Brits don't see Aussies as foreign as such. You're so like us you might as well be Brits, same with Kiwis.

I think you're all top lads desu

Why are Aussie guys so lewd? Bf material, desu.

gr8 fellows

After all is said and done, i still love the fucking cunts

Shithole

sinner

>whaler's fo'c's'le
i understood that reference

Nice

They're really good at playing knifey-spooney.

I wan b austrayin

can i b austrayan?

THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE australiANUS"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER" AND "VEGEMITE"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

pic related is the average aussie

no

Pretty good

Deluded chinklovers

sick cunts

Best country in the world. No homo

They love to bant although they suck at fighting they just want to crack your head with a bottle, but if you have decent combat training you can make them cry.

Stupid English colony fucks kangaroo.

I liked it, Auckland is a very nice city.