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ROYALS

Shit team, beautiful stadium

Dubs and brewers choke
Fuck the "brew" crew

Arizona is taking the fucking division

thanks for meming on the pretender Indians

Strasburg now at 15 SO through 7.
Mets pitchers all still on the DL or terrible.

Are you gonna cry about losing the division, pussy?

THE DIAMONDBACKS ARE ABOUT TO GET NO HIT ON 120+ PITCHES AND ILL LAUGH ALL DAY ABOUT IT

Do you feel it

They are performing worse than their potential.

Memeing is all I do baby.

Worst team in the league.

Kershit a shit

Holy shit lol you weren't kidding

Keuchel

Update: now 6-0

Between the years 2010 and 2016 zero Rockies fans were on Sup Forums

It's a home team wins kind of day.

Well...
>Indians

There was at least one last year.

>LeWindians

Proofs?

Today is a win for all mentally ill people out there.

Keith Law shitting on the now deceased Jim Bunning

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>There is a no-hitter going on
>MLB Tonight is showing me the fucking Angels-Marlins game

Poor dbacks lol

the trip with the name 2lowitski or whatever the fuck it was posted for years and I among others poster last year for a little while till we finally had our last collapse in the later part of the year

Not true: I was shitposting all last summer and have been here since 18-1

It's still just one guy. He has schizophrenia or autism. It could be both. It isn't on any medication although it should really be under care.

Fuck I hate when no-hitters end in such a gay way

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Mariners just got shutout by a guy making his Fenway debut

Astros
Indians
Yankees
Red Sox
Orioles
--
Dodgers
Rockies
Nationals
Cubs
Brewers

NOPE

Eric byrnes is a fucking lunatic

Nice choke broors

The Nats staff has struck out the Padres 30 times in 17.1 innings

Indians and Brewers won't make the postseason

>the mariners are so stinky they got CGSO by a guy making his 2nd MLB start and has a FB that topped at 91
>and he has anxiety and mental issues

WEW
E
W

>cubs
>brewers
>no dbacks
>no cardinals
>dodgers at the top

>that AL list other than the astros

...

That's the exact number of K's that Kershaw and Greinke got in 17IP against the Nationals in 2015. At Nationals Park. Pretty cool.

DFA that bum Salazar already

Michael Brantley looks like a fetus wearing sunglasses

>Dodgers

WTF?
I love Matt "Fat Albert" Albers now

Interasting

The Padres have been to more world series than the entire history of nats/expo

And won just as many

Is it just me, or does the AL Central look strong AF

??
thoughts?

Did y'all see Trout's homer today in Miami? I think he is the best power hitter in baseball right now. Even better than Harper.

Reminder that the difference between the average American League 9 hole hitter and the average NL Starting pitcher for 2 at bats and the 2-3 pinch hitters is negligible.

>Dbags
>As many hits as errors

Stanton hit a 591 foot homerun though

I could give two shits about the Expos.

>two teams is strong
what about AL east? or NL west? AL central doesn't come close to comparing

Harper hit one in to the 3rd deck last night.

Os

Thats already two more NLCS clincher than the Nationals have ever had.

Cosart now has a walk, single, double, triple, and a home run

Interdesting
have a Rare Why

Losedians just can stop blowing leads and games in front of big home crowds

Eternal 4th Placers*

>top 3 NL West teams are playing the top three NL Central teams

Padres have won more playoff series than the nationals have in their existence

He doesn't have a triple please stop posting this

>big home crowds

The team was a shambles when it came to DC. Bad players, no farm, bad coaching. In 12 years, they've been built in to a perennial contender. I sat in the stands at RFK stadium, literally surrounded by giant rats scurrying around and drunken Phillies fans high fiving each other over my head. They've come a long way since then. I'm liking where >my team is. Your salty tears will never change that.

>They've come a long way since then.
And still won 0 (zero) playoff series

yes 30k is a lot for them. only 2nd time they've done it this year

> Ian BrowneVerified account @IanMBrowne 1m1 minute ago
>After his complete game shutout, Brian Johnson was informed he will be optioned back to Pawtucket as originally planned.

>THIS IS FOR DAVID PRICE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait why lol, he pitched an amazing game

There are few in the league that can completely fuck the ying-yang of an entire team up.

David may be among the best of them.

How long until the twins implode? I expected them to fall off weeks ago but they are still in first.

this guy is literally a Rays plant to fuck up the blue jays and red sox

You and your favorite team can watch them win one on TV this Fall.

Don't you know, Japan? The Twins are ELITE!

>85 strikes on 109 pitches
>has given up like 9 hits in his combined starts, only like 3 earned runs
>throws a CGSO today

>lol but we need a horrible price so go away

mest-pierats

>NL WC: Cubs/D-Backs
Arizona

>NL Central:
Cardinals

>NL East:
Nationals

>NL West:
Dodgers

>NLDS:
Nationals vs. D-backs
Dodgers vs. Cardinals

>NLCS
DODGERS VS. NATIONALS

they'll probably hang around a while since the indians are their only real competition

Kershaw blows it again

it's the 80's again

go get some coke

>koda glover lights out.

Rockies are winning the west

he didn't last season vs the nats

LITERALLY this. Asspain will echo across the barrios of all doyer and snek fans.

Don't sleep too long on the Royals. The bullpen is getting warmer and the bats do work when needed.

ummm if memory serves Max took his fourth loss in elimination and got closed out by Kershaw. In his house. That's what I remember in the NLDS between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Washington Nationals.

Another screencap for the humiliation collage.

How did this work out for you in 2015 and 2016, DG?

>dodgers EVER beating the cardinals

He had a 5.84 ERA in that series.

So the Nationals played in the NLCS?

>sp hates the doyers so they're going to meme about them losing the division
there's a line there m8s

...

it was like 98% at the start of the season

>3rd place
top fucking kek

No. But Kershaw was far from dominant. He got hit pretty hard and gave up a shit ton of runs. The Dodgers won the series, but not because of Kershaw.

>Projected

alternatively, they didn't lose because of kershaw
the worst part about the team is that they totally relied on him before but with a team that can occasionally hit a baseball it makes it not as important
shit hitting and dumpster fire bullpen before meant kershaw had to do it all and clearly can't

>red sox win

CAUSE IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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