tories OUT edition
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Anthony Bailey
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Daniel Moore
Good edition
Mason Carter
are jez
Joseph Smith
Morning lads
Cameron Long
Parker Ward
why are women so disgusting lads?
Christian Reyes
never liked LOTR
super fedora
Jaxon Jones
Finished with the fry up lads
6.95 for any items you want plus tea or coffee
I went for sausage, black pudding, bacon, poached eggs, beans, hash brown, toast and a fried slice
Was decent tbqh, not sure I was properly in the mood for a fry up though and the fried slice was just too greasy
Blake Morgan
>be me
>go for a swim in my residence
>fat yank neighbour with tattooes
>"hey how's it going?"
>"uh good good and you?"
>"I am alright"
>Doesn't say anything else makes it awkward for the both of us
>at restaurant
>random yank guy
>"hey do you speak english?"
>ah yes self-referential logically-fallacious questions
>"a little bit" hoping it would avoid me yank small-talk
>"I saw you work in *building*. What do you do there?"
>*Tell him my job*
>"Ah"
>Nothing to contribute anymore
The state of this people
Elijah Adams
Do you know what Orders of the Companion of Honours is awarded for? Not that I think Delia Smith should be given one, but it's full of doss cunt celebs
Jaxson Martin
>It's a knighthood
It's the fucking Companion of Honour, not some poxy knighthood. There can only be 65 of these at any one time and Delia Smith gets one for writing some recipes down? The internet has thousands of recipe websites.
Jordan King
hmm
Blake Fisher
never been in a cafe in my life
Zachary Jackson
Contrarians/paid shills/leftypol raiders/reddit aside, I have no idea how anyone could have the slightest enthusiasm or support for Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a disgusting kike who belongs in an A Wyatt Mann cartoon. At least Merkel can use her gender in her favour and Trudeau can use his dad's name, but this cunt has literally nothing going for him. And seeing as this cretin is just a hair away from governing Britain is truly fucked.
Michael Perry
they heard your retarded sandnigger accent and decided they didn't want to talk to you anymore
Austin Barnes
>only argument is his physical appearance
ah yes
the militant right
Hunter Sullivan
>He looks like a disgusting kike
Ironic, considering how anti-semitic he is
Ryan Roberts
Dont hve any deoderant because I couldnt take it on the plane and I dont have a towel and the hostel doesn't supply them. What are my options for not stinking like shit other than getting a train into town and back
Adrian Thompson
>formed the most iconic band ever that will be remembered and studied for a millennia
>published a few poncey food recipes
hmm
Ryan Perez
...
Andrew Morgan
I think the point is that old white men are demonised by the left yet so many of the lefts leaders are old white men
Anthony Turner
the labour shills have been crawling out of the woodwork for some time now, a thinking man can rationally discern the nature of this targeted propaganda campaign
Jonathan Jenkins
good lad this is
Brayden Gomez
having a think to this post
Joseph Wood
going to be a hot one this weekend lads
*applies suncream to the bollocks*
Leo Diaz
>vote for the right wing
>they implement policies to benefit the old wealthy voters
>vote for the """left wing""
>they try to implement some bastardized version of socialism but fail miserably every time
How old were you when you grew out of 2 party systems? Communism ruled by computers is the future, any mature adult knows this
Thomas Thompson
>going to be a hot one this weekend lads
Joshua Hernandez
>Communism ruled by computers is the future
This
Jack Ross
*curls up in your bed*
Liam Murphy
fatto gatto
Blake Baker
>Brits think they can secede from the Union
Jackson Bennett
There are no humans in the future
Adam Jackson
don't know why everyone took the piss out of corbyn for this
it's exactly what is needed we don't work in coal mines anymore
Zachary Miller
>"And seeing as this cretin is just a hair away from governing Britain is truly fucked."
Hast thou been sent by ((((Sir)))) Linton Crosby?
Daniel Smith
...
Cameron Hernandez
any items you want?
Ryan Rogers
jez promised me the fat cats in their ivory towers would all get locked up, are you saying he's actually in bed with the enemy? wtf im a tory now
Robert Brown
Is that black hole autist still here?
I've got a treat for him
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Easton Parker
within reason obviously
Carter Moore
Lincoln Cooper
>youtube.com
ah yes pop science, shall be watching this video
Jonathan Parker
mum found a cheap apartment for me to buy besides a university/city centre.
Renting it out would pay off the mortage and still garner me a cheeky 100 squid.
Parker Garcia
need a racial slur for australians
Liam Cook
any of you lads watch a video about planets in science class?
It was a black guy explaining it, and he rapped the "My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets" song
Nicholas Hughes
Abogans
Nicholas Torres
gooks, chinks, nips
Benjamin Diaz
manny?
Colton Morales
*deadbeat tenant moves in and refuses to pay rent*
*takes you 10 months to evict him leaving you on the hook for the mortgage*
haha woops sorry lad xx
Adam Cook
built a perpetual motion machine and then smashed it to bits so nobody can use it
Hunter Williams
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the scouse GF
Jayden Rogers
can't remember a single thing past maybe six months ago, it's all just a haze
James Long
might start playing the flute lads, seems like a classy instrument.
Want to start the piano, but shits expensive
Jace Evans
nah 0121
>mfw it astronomically appreciates in value after the HS2
nah i'd rent it out to a PhD student and his family or some yuppie family.
i don't live in birmingham.
Carter Cooper
Bender
Parker Howard
going to spend at least 30 minutes shitting tonight
Xavier Bennett
watching 2003 top gear
early 2000s were extremely grim
Julian Roberts
can't think of a bigger mong instrument
perhaps the triangle
Benjamin Myers
in shiggydigbeth?
Samuel Moore
nothing wrong with birmingham
Landon Lee
Nut in yo butt.
James Johnson
woo!
yoohoo!
Liam Baker
>here
Where is "here"?
Josiah Torres
Queen's come out of this Grenfell disaster well. Let her run the country again methinks
Michael Kelly
t. brainlets
Jack Sanchez
Whats it with the tories and being comically evil lads? I don't like labour or labor but May is really such an evil woman.
Juan Nelson
they hate her
Evan King
Go suck on your flute gay twat
Lincoln Rivera
constantly angry since coming off the ssri's
Xavier Hughes
The mother of the 17 years old gf just message me on facebook ordering me to stop seeing her because she's too young. Don't know what to think lads. She had her at 17 years old and raised without a dad. It's her fault tbqh.
Joseph Perez
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Big Guy
Landon Nelson
why?
Henry Sanders
meant "there"
Alexander Howard
I'll show you a fried slice runt
*heems you*
Cooper Martinez
wouldn't mind that, anything would be better than Labour or Tory
Charles Reyes
'nce
Dominic Smith
'ce
Gavin Harris
she's just autistic lad
Blake Gray
why does alan refer to every girl he talks to as a gf
u dont have a harem mate theyre all just intrigued by ur root vegetable nose
Aaron Morales
almost replied to a yank there oops aha
Lincoln Edwards
>baseless misogynism
alri labourlad
Luke Reyes
kek, fucking retard it isn't sandnigger land, you aren't supposed to go out with 17 year olds as a 30 year old man
Carter Allen
perfume adverts are beyond stupid
Oliver Taylor
Benjamin Mitchell
wont say in case youy buy it
Caleb Diaz
sheed
Owen Moore
2001 space odyssey is the worst piece of shit I've ever watched in my life
along with godfather, taxi driver, pulp fiction, big lebowski and all the other reddit films
Gabriel Brooks
youtube.com
how can one man be so right about everything
Joshua Ward
someone's going to fedora you for that but you're right
Gavin Johnson
you literally can't refute him
Wyatt Roberts
She's probably had the worst month of her life god knows why she is sticking around, you can't come back from this
Tyler Russell
Imagine being a 30 year old manlet "IT genius" who can't afford to live in bangkok and dates 17 year old bar girls who don't speak a word of english
fucking SCREECHING
Elijah Smith
>that one brit who unironically thinks the uk has worse city planning than australia
Xavier Ross
barry lyndon is the best kubrick film
Jaxon Smith
doing an internal howl at this too
Gavin Perez
...
Samuel Brown
had to answer to door in my towel
James Richardson
shitty research job that could lead to oxbridge PhD or Fast-Meme that will almost definitely lead to money
Chase Carter
need this to happen to me
Jayden Thomas
What the FUCK did you get your dad for father's day? Nees ideas quickly
Andrew Gonzalez