18+ Celeb Thread

18+ Celeb Thread

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What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?

The mommy combo we all need

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YES JUST.. YES

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bless you Knightleyfag

Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.

qt

Oh wait it's a "Herman Thread"
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.

Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.

I'll post the remaining Jennas I have, but I won't lie, Amy last thread has caused my mind to...wander...from Jenna a bit. Not that she isn't perfect!

qt angel of my life

mommy jenna owo

So underrated by celeb thread anons

So fucking hot

she's fantastic

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy


(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)

(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)


aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...


just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices


he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

Am I gonna need to take over?

Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in user's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.

>Hayley keeps her face close to yours and stares into your eyes as she strokes you off
>Jenna gets up off her knees with a defeated look and approaches the couch, you see her fumble with her dress and lay on her back out of the corner of your eye

HA: "Are you ready to get warmed up? Her body is just an appetizer for the real main course, but I want her husband to see what a weak wife he committed to"

>Hayley turns around and takes a hold of your hand, guiding you over to the couch where Jenna is waiting

HA: "Go ahead and get between her legs and get ready to slide into her, but don't start fucking her just yet. Jenna, I need you to beg for his cock to push into you in fact repeat after me while looking him in the eyes 'Please use my pussy to get warmed up for Ms Hayley, my husband cock is nothing compared to yours'"

I was writing a story about Hayley mommy domming Jenna in the last thread, let me know if people want more

The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy 17 years old - 2017
>Francesca Capaldie 13 years old - 2017
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>G Hannelius
>JJ
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?

m-mommy it's so nice between your thighs

hnnggg.
I love her so much

Please do

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There was a question in the last thread, as there often has been since that photo started getting passed around, about whether or not that's really Avril. What this user is saying is that someone on the Internet said that it was Avril around the time of the fappening, and that means that either it's really Avril or the fappening wasn't real. There's never been stronger evidence than that logic that the image is authentic.

My dick and I are interested to see where it goes...

i am original user follower. please gib me more of this beauty

I'm about out of pics, it couldn't hurt.

I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, Sup Forums is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.

Well duh, this is golden

She does have fantastic legs

Happy to!

I think it could do the exact opposite of hurt

wonder what she's up to these days

Here is the evidence that it's legit:
>someone, at somepoint, added a directory called "Avril" to the fappening leaks and put that image in it
>Avril has a brown spot on the side of her boob
>Avril's boobs are roughly the same size, shape, and color as those
>Avril once wore a gold chain
>if you point out that none of these things are actually evidence of anything, people get mad at you and insist that they are evidence
You draw your own conclusions.

She has godly aesthetics....need to get her pregnant lads.

Fuck, Ricci always drives me nuts.

her legs are great..ive never been hard for jenna mommy before

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

That dress looks good on her.

It does

let's tag team her and raise the kid

do young sheldon

Ok I'm fucking sick and tired of this Rick and Morty IQ meme. Please just fucking stop. I don't even know the full story about why R&M fans think the show makes them smart. But honestly I am seriously getting SO pissed off at this meme. I can't believe I'm writing this, but I feel I should. I am so sick and fucking tired of this "Rick and Morty IQ" meme bullshit. Please, it's grating and painful to me. I don't even watch the show (I know almost nothing about it), but I just want this meme to die as soon as fucking possible. It's literally mocking fans of the show, and I am not okay with a meme meant to insult others. I don't know why fans think the show makes them smart, but holy fuck I don't give a goddamn shit. Please, for the love of all that is holy, let this meme die already

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My cock would actually explode. Like if you overloaded a robot

how about this

>Jenna's eyes look up at you
>You can tell she's weighing refusing an order since her husband said it was ok to be with other women, but nothing was said about a young hung man
>Her eyes come down on your hard cock and back up to you she lets out a whimper and starts

JF: "P-Please use my pussy to get warmed up for Ms Hayley, my husband cock is nothing compared to yours"

HA: "Mmm thats what I love to hear, slide into her baby, give her the cock she needs

Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the m0ds will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the m0ds snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid e-celebs and gay porn and jewess queens and unfunny as fuck bananas faggots.

Austismo lvl over 9000

oh YES nigga

It'd look better off her if you know what i'm sayin eh?

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

fuck yessss

She must have got all the genes from her mother.

get more

Lips and ass..yeah, this is fine

These pics make me so fucking diamonds goddamn

Her face is perfect

Ironically all the IQ pastas I have are everything besides Young Sheldon. I never saved it because it was posted the most in the beginning

I’m relatively new to it as well but damn has it been a good time

Really shows off the good bits.

Fuck this is so good

This is the quickest i've got hard in a celeb thread when I wasn't looking at the pictures.

it has been good so far, im so excited for her

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

do you know what ironic means?

There is no jewelry in that picture in question except the chain, and there are no pictures of Avril wearing clothes that are even a similar style to those, much less the same ones. You are either not talking about the same picture as the rest of us, or you're just making stuff up.

Definite accentuates the good bits. I never really see her posted in here so i guess i'm joining the new to admiring Jenna train.

Goddamn. She is so fucking average looking. It actually pains me to look her.

kstew has a little over a month left to join the 27 club

Yes, the irony is that all the IQ pastas are based off of Young Sheldon, I have so many of them yet I can't pull out thw original because I never saved it. It's like rain on your wedding day or dying on your birthday

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is that why you're so angry?

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trips checked trollop crowned

She really is gorgeous. I don't blame Trump for what he said at all.

>You push forward and just as you slide past her lips you feel how wet she is
>She may love her husband, but she definitely wanted this cock in her, even if she gets it being used like this
>Hayley circles the couch filming from different angles, mostly focusing on your cock pumping into her and Jenna's lusty face as she gets used
>Before Jenna has enough to push her over the edge Hayley pushes on your chest signaling to pause

HA: "That was a lovely job sweetheart, you've shown Jenna what a real fucking is and what kind of a woman actually deserves it, me"

>You pull out of Jenna and get on your feet

HA: "Up up Jenna, it's my turn

>Jenna is dumbfounded and looks dazed, drunk on the first real fuck shes gotten in some time but disappointed that shes snapped back to the reality of being owned

Why are you asking for a sheldon pasta if you ended up insulting me. You asked not out of curiousity but under false pretense to delay the spam

Who says money can't buy everything? She literally bought her way into being the ideal woman

Stage cigarette and braless because she's playing a mentally ill woman in a Netflix series called Maniac. This pic of her as an elf? Same show, part of her character's delusion.

kek dubs

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my doctor tells me if you behave like a maniac you should be put in the quiet room.
Is that where they're gonna put fambolini emileigh now that she's gone full berserker on us?

it's getting real saucy now

emly it is illegal in god's eyes to cheat with the lesbian love how many times must one go over this at the new years dinner party we already giving you a final written notice on this gross violation as a lustful lover. Think about Shane and the children you will breed together

Same here my guy. There’s something about her that just really gets me going.

All aboard baby. It’s a one way trip.

This is a necessary part of my evening now. Absolutely fantastic

no, let's just say i can tell you're hurting on the inside.

I've been watching these boards for a while now and I've come to some conclusions.
1. Scientifically speaking there are only two genders and maybe a third if you want to count people that got their junk operated on. If you SJW's really need to classify yourselves that badly to validate your existence fine just change the word gender to sexuality then you can have your whole happy rainbow of 50 or 60 different sexualities that's fine. And most people would leave you alone. It's just grammatically incorrect when you try to force people to use the word gender.

I mean he shouldn't have said it but I can clearly see where he's coming from.

I thought that pic of Biel was of Ivanka, lol.

Maybe i am just horny to the point of faceblindness

One way trip to where? I didn't pack a bag..

I'm probably gonna need clean boxers at this rate.

yummy mommy i want her tits

I don't wanna talk about it

fo sho

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And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer

I think sexing Kenzie doggy would be ideal for her right now, she's probably not had much sexual experience if any at all, missionary would probably make her feel uncomfortable and shy.

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If I'm hotter than Jared, does that mean anything is possible? Could I do it?

Fuck Björk, man

She can tell me all about how much she hates America while spitting on donuts and dropping her treats in my mouth.