/nfl/ general - THIRSTY edition

NE: Rob Gronkowski (back) a 'full-go' at OTAs
CLE: Browns hoping to 'fast-track' DeShone Kizer
NO: RT Zach Strief agrees to restructured deal
DEN: Broncos ink Carlos Henderson to 4-year deal
JAX: Marrone: Fournette impressing as a receiver
MIA: 'Far from certain' Leonte Carroo makes roster
FA: ESPN hires Chip Kelly as NFL and CFB analyst
FA: Free agent Justin Gilbert draws four-game ban
NYG: Odell Beckham will be present for minicamp
BAL: C.J. Mosley recovering from shoulder surgery
BAL: Maxx Williams recovering from rare operation
BAL: 'Nobody making more plays' than Perriman

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>tfw the iggles are gonna win the superb owl this year

>CLE: Browns hoping to 'fast-track' DeShone Kizer

Do they never learn?

Who will win league MVP and then blow it in the SB?

The Nanners/ Browns have a better chance of winning the owl than the iggles desu.

You now remember Lamichael James

Jim Plunkett is the worst QB to ever win a superb owl, and he won TWO. What the fuck is Erin Rodger's excuse?

Big Ben

What other boards do y'all frequent?

Sup Forums and /his/ for me

You now remember Anthony Dixon.

The 49ers are good for this type of thing.

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Plunkett was an overrated bust but Doug Williams or dilfer were worse

You now remember that one player you forgot.

You now remember Jake Locker.

Who is the GOAT "you now remember" player?

the car board, the gundam board, the pokemons board, and /lgbt/ (no homo)

oh and /po/

>Jim Plunkett is the worst QB to ever win a superb owl

>Flacco
>Brad Johnson
>Trent Dilfer
>Jim McMahon
>Jeff Hosteler
>Mark Rypien

You now remember Johnny Knox

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>Plunkett better than Flacco

LenDale White

Why does Stafford have no playoff wins in 8 years

A mixture between bad defenses, and then the one year they had a really good defense, a bad offense

Why do the lions have 1 playoff win in 50 years

A mixture of bad management, and Sterling Sharpe

Also it's 60 years now

>jim mcmahon
>bad

>Sup Forums (although it's been mostly shit since the last election cycle and the invasion of Sup Forums, and there is a dearth of Trek threads)
>Occasionally /x/ to see if there are any decent greentext/nope threads
>/bant/ for shits and giggles and to get a snapshot of how it's shaping up
>wsg once in a blue moon
>The porn boards of /h/, /aco/, /gif/, /hc/, and /d/ (don't you fuckin' judge me, I need to get muh rocks off, goddammit)
>Occasionally Sup Forums
>Only once ever Sup Forums on election night for the lulz and saving as many Pepes as possible

I need to branch out to some other boards, though. Maybe I'll check out Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /vg/, and /vr/.

>unironically likes Star Trek
That's more embarrassing than browsing /d/ m80.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Trek, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cardassians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Federation armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Section 31 spies across the Federation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Federation of Planets and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If we could talk about football again that would be swell

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 32 TDs 8 INTs 4,300 yards
Matt Stafford 65% 27 TDs 12 INTs 4,400 yards
Sam Bradford 68% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,200 yards
Mike Glennon 59% 16 TDs 15 INts 2800 yards

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 33 TDs 13 INTs 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 27 TDs 17 INTs 4,000 yards
Kirk Cousins 67% 24 TDs 17 INTs 4,600 yards
Dak Prescott 66% 21 TDs 13 INTs 3,400 yards

NFC South
Matt Ryan 66% 35 TDs 11 INTs 4,700 yards
Drew Brees 68% 33 TDs 17 INTs 5,000 yards
Jameis Winston 61% 32 TDs 14 INTs 4,500 yards
Cam Newton 57% 20 TDs 12 INTs 3,600 yards

NFC West
Russell Wilson 65% 28 TDs 10 INTs 4,100 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 27 TDs 13 INTs 4,400 yards
Jared Goff 59% 17 TDs 12 INTs 3,100 yards
Brian Hoyer 63% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,800 yards
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AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 31 TDs 14 INTs 5000 yards
Andy Dalton 25 TDs 13 INTs 3,900 yards
Joe Flacco 63% 23 TDs 15 INTs 4,200 yards
Cody Kessler 65% 13 TDs 5 INTs 1,600 yards
Brock Osweiler 57% 9 TDs 10 INTs 1,200 yards

AFC East
Tom Brady 66% 35 TDs 9 INTs 5,000 yards
Ryan Tannehill 63% 27 TDs 16 INTs 4,400 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 20 TDs 11 INTs 3,200 yards
Josh McCown 57% 8 TDs 6 INTs 1,200 yards
Christian Hackenberg 55% 13 TDs 12 INTs 2,100 yards

AFC South
Andrew Luck 63% 31 TDs 13 INTs 4,500 yards
Marcus Mariota 68% 28 TDs 9 INTs 3,800 yards
Blake Bortles 61% 25 TDs 14 INTs 4,100 yards
Tom Savage 60% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,600 yards

AFC West
Phillip Rivers 64% 34 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Derek Carr 64% 28 TDs 10 INTs 4,200 yards
Alex Smith 67% 23 TDs 10 INTs 3,400 yards
Trevor Simian 62% 19 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards

>Tom Savage 60% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,600 yards

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Algae Crumpler

Watson isn't gonna play this season.

Is that a real name?

I misspelled it its Alge. He was a TE for the Falcons during the Vick era.

Dante Hall

Prolly not. I was expressing happiness with the stats. If Savage can do that, then I'd be ok with the offense for the time being.

>Rivers
>Elite

Are you saying that's not elite-level pick-throwing?

How do you see the AFC North shaking out this season?

Like you need to ask.

Great thread, OP.

>Baltimore based athletic wear company
>face of the brand in New England quarterback Tom Brady

Top kuck

Brady looks weird there.

Why is he dressed like the bad guy in every sci-fi movie.

Tom Brady is the bad guy of the NFL

It's called under armour

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Eagles

Aaron Rodgers is for ________!?~

Packing ALL of the fudge into. Literally. Get a giant funnel, stick it in his poo-hole, melt a bunch of chocolate, and pour it into him for shits and giggles.

those are some pretty gay thoughts that have no bearing on reality
do these thoughts bother you often? have you considered seeking help?

I've considered all the kinky shit imma do to you tonight. Get over here.

If Watson can't steal the starting job from Savage immediately like Wilson did to Flynn, it's already a bad sign.

If Savage was going to be the starter anyway, why even draft Watson?

fucking texans

fucking christ, rivers had to deal with playing for a team with the worst ownership in the league and then the owners actively, and successfully, pushed to be even more cancerous

Very rarely is a rookie qb announced starter right out of the gate

Savage is a place holder, ideally Watson beats him out by September but not the end of the world

I'm pure you nerd

this is pretty bad

Rodgers will throw it 550+ times, 4400+ yards and 35+ TDs

prescott will throw for at least 3600 again

Ryan will have a noticeable hangover without shanahan

willson will throw it less with healthy legs and probably a decent RB

I'd rather Watson beat out Savage, but Savage be good enough to place-hold for a year so Watson doesn't get destroyed behind that questionable O-line. Of course that probably won't happen. My guess is that Watson will be better in camp and in preseason games, but they'll start Savage, and then Savage will either get injured a few games in or play so terribly they have to throw Watson into the fire to save face for giving up so much to get him at 12.

Either that, or Savage gets injured in the preseason like he did a few years ago.

>I'm pure you nerd

Why is the AFC so top heavy?

Stability of the top franchises

Makes the win of the Ravens in 2012 more remarkable in retrospect.

Yeah if you're a ravens or even a colts/broncos fan you have to be glad that they cashed in while they could

Ravens have been a really stable franchise too

Honestly that wasn't even the best flacco ravens team, it was getting old but just caught fire at the right time

If you take out the pats, theres a lot more parity

Because BB is so gad damned talented at his job, the rest of the afc suffers. So it seems like theres a few teams who consistently do well and everyone else blows ass instead of a great number of teams who perform better during their given seasons with a wide array of possible outcomes. Essentially, the AFC is the Pats to lose

Ravens-49ers is still my favorite SB in the past 10 years. Then Pats-Seahawks, then a tie at third with Cards-Steelers and Pats-Falcons.

>Top 3 qbs on that list
Wow this meme stat really makes me think

>tfw an NFC West team that's not the Seahawks

for what? another useless stat you clown.

>Why is the AFC so top-heavy
Tom Brady

reminder that this guy didn't even play in the 2nd half of last season and the patriots still won the owl

rate my oc

>Hogan and Cooks deep
>Gronk all over the place
>Edelman and Amendola in the middle of the field
>White and Lewis receiving out of the backfield
>Burkhead and Gillislee running over you

Can't wait for that patented Pittsburgh zone defense

Do you lads rate Marcy Burger relative to what round he was picked in the draft?

Why hasn't a team signed the modern day Muhammad Ali?

He signed with the Xehawks.

Notbad/10

Brady, but he'll win it. Getting his sixth and three in four years for the second time, finally eclipsing 2007 and having the greatest offensive season ever breaking every touchdown, passing, yards and completion record there is.

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ryan leaf

[s4s], /r9k/, /out/, Sup Forums and /jp/ every blue moon

saints and packers would have 2~ appearances a piece if they were as well run as the patriots, steelers, broncos or ravens

packers would have 2 if brandon bostick had a fucking brain

who knows how many they would have without mike sherman or dom capers

>that holmgren coaching tree
>still stuck with sherman lol

Bostick was a great player too, damn shame

Why do big guys like Watt and Gronk always get back injuries? Are they so swole that their backs can't take such agressive movements?

heavier you are the more weight your back has to support

/X/, Sup Forums and /Toy/

I predict that researchers will find that Aaron Hernandez had CTE.

What would this mean for the NFL?

>in this ITT thread
>people (losers) are currently sleeping on the jags

t-this is the year!

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/k/
having a consistent franchise does that

Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /x/

Watt overtrains. Watc some of the vids of his workouts, all that crazy log/tire shit looks cool but destroys your back.

Will be nice and I'll feel good for him, dak Prescott is gonna break all those records anyway
8 owls in 16 years, cap it

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I feel like half the people on htis board also go on Sup Forums
Packerfaggot by the way

Jags mite be good this year. The oline run blocks better than their rb's stats tell, so fournette should have some success. If Bortles doesn't take a step forward, nothing matters tho

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sp
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>talking about other boards during the offseason

NO ONE WILL EVER MAKE YOU HAPPY THE WAY I DO, user.