Britbong thread. Post you city/town/village

Britbong thread. Post you city/town/village.

York here

HEY I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY TOO

Aberdeen here

Manchester

Workington marra

Edinburgh

Surrey - can anyone in the area sort some weed? Probably a long shot but worth a try.

meet me in Norbury park by the fountain. Im already heading there from Wotton.

Thurso here

York here its fucking freezing

CHESHIRE

Norfolk.

Plymouth.

How did we all cope with the snow?

Past Tense LOL

Glasgow reporting in.

You'll have seen that video of the bus2furious. I did that in my car except I didn't manage to style it out, I ended up facing the wrong way on the A9 near Dalwhinnie. Was pretty relieved that there was no collision though.

Sorry, I live in like the warmest part of the country

Snow came, fucked everything about for 2 days and then that was it

Waaaaay up North!

I got the ferry out to Orkney from Thurso years ago to go wreck diving in Scapa Flow.

Stuck down in Manchester now but hoping to get back up there this summer.

Norfolk

Loughton, Essex fag here.

Logshire checking in.

Portsmouth here

You on the dole?

Just autismbux

Barnsley master race reporting in
Can confirm it's cold as fuck

Quads checked

West Bromwich

quints*

SR8

Down the coast from Sunderland

Village near Yeovil but northern. Used to live in Driffield near York

From Hull but lived in Norway for the last 3 years

You're right you know.

There are chinkies open 4 up that way?

Stoke-on-Trent

Elgin in

Nice trade, I once saw a drunk scumbag heil Hitler a Philippine woman on Anlaby Road as she walked past

Where abouts? In Wymondham at the mo.

Not my pic m8, 5:30pm they normally open up here

This is my usual chinky meal

You know Ben Wilson?

Antrim

Glasgow checkin

York also

Inverness here

Stoke here too - where abouts?

Up hanley duck. U

May I recommend Atlantis evolution swingers club in burslem boys. A good night had there believe me. Friday nights are shit. Go on Saturdays as it’s couples night.
Thank me next week

Liverpool, fucking kill me tbh fam

Gash town

ye the same just outside Hanley - nice... age?

The name rings a bell but I don't think so

Came for work originally, but decided to move fully. Grew up in a village just outside east so wasn’t all that bad.

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Went there years ago there was a woman name maureen running the gaff

I'm in Northwood to be precise

33 btw

Broughton Astley - Leicester

33btw

Cat and tag run the place now

Birches Head

We're basically fucking brothers mate

I wouldn't go again to be honest it was just bucket list thing

kek

I've got clients on Anlaby Road. Small world. Grimsby here.

Lol I live behind the co op on keeling road. Where in birches head? Posh estate? Terraced house fag here

i live near the londis on diana road

only a semi mate, not exactly living the dream either - 30 years old btw forgot to mention

ANYONE HERE AN ALCO?

I DRINK 2 OF THESE EVERY DAY, HAVE DONE FOR 12 YEARS

IM 32 STONE AND 6FT 4, I NORMALLY EAT LOTS OF PORK SCRATCHINGS WHILE DRINKING THEM THEN GET A BIG MEAL AT THE END OF THE NIGHT

ALSO I NEVER GET HANGOVERS AND NEVER HAD A HEADACHE IN MY LIFE, I DRINK ABOUT 9 LITRES OF WATER THE NEXT DAY THEN STARTS POUNDING BOOZE AT ABOUT 7PM ON A NIGHT WHILE WATCHING SHOWS, MOVIES AND GAMING, IM 30YO

You must have a few in Barton?

Lol I get my beers there sometimes. Fancy a pint in the hollybush

cant

daughter is currently sleeping on me as i type these messages, she's pretty much going to be down for the next 3-4 hours

never been the hollybush tbh, never really fancied it since the Birches Head

you ever tried The Northwood, what's that like? also another pub I've not sampled

I hardly ever go in there. I use the cat the wheatsheaf ad hollybush. Just making some lobby at the min bro

All over the area yeah, I'm a Will writer and there's lots of coffin dodgers around here

fucking hell pal if there's one thing i hate, it's Lobby... never understood the fascination of piling in leftovers into a pot and boiling some hot meat water haha

what're you doing for a living?

I'm a warehouse worker like every other cunt who didn't listen at school haha. Did u go birches head? I went to endon

From York, now Bournemouth area. Where in York bro?

You guys have an incredibly aesthetic flag

Derbyshire rules the world

Praise Britannia what what

Chell fag here bois

Wakefield

nah i went to St Peters in Penkhull... I went to Grove Junior and Hamilton though when I was younger... Parents wanted me to go to a religious school. It was shit.

Cuntfordshire-chester

Get the sen some oatcakes lads

Can you read? City/Town/Village NOT county you retard

>Doncaster for night out one time
>Get off train
>Ham planet in tears in station screaming "I'M GONNA SHIT ME SED!!!!"
>Get back on train and go home

Go easy on him. It probably took him 10 minutes to type that

Nah I used to have a friend who dipped them in his cup of tea... kinda put me off them since haha

Kek I just assumed it would be drugs

Anyone Derbyshure boys

fuck me thats worse than lobby

fuck it i'm going to go make myself some pasta and shove a shit tonne of cheese on the thing

RULE BRITANNIA

Crawley here

Liverpool's great breh. Go and get involved.

Doubt it. Surely their extra fingers would make typing faster?

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Glasgow here

Abingdon