Mistakes so bad you thought you would never recover socially

mistakes so bad you thought you would never recover socially

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being born tbh

My girlfriend's father walked in on us fucking once.
It was the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me.
>he wasn't even mad though

Posting a bunch of conspiracy theories on facebook trying to make people see what i thought i saw

then even further by getting into religion and posting that shit too.

this was at a very depressing part of my life. i snapped out of it maybe 2 months after i started. realised some conspiracys might be true but its a waste of time discussing it also i keep the God stuff to myself.

im pretty embaressed about the whole thing

it's easy to recover from it if i meet people irl but i live small ish community and dont have many friends so people i used to know and had on facebook pretty much thinks im crazy.

>inb4 ur an autistic retarded faggot

did he see your dick?
was the whole situation embarassing to her too?

so you're not a autistic retarded faggot?

When I was 19 my girlfriend and I broke up on New Year's Eve, I ended up going to a massive party full of people I went to high school with and proceeded to get absolutely smashed.

Adding to the alcohol, I had also taken a large amount of adderall, which resulted in me not being able to pass out, but instead acting like a blacked out drunk zombie.

Apparently was pretty vulgarly hitting on several girls, got into a wrestling match with another nearly equally as drunk girl. Ended up for some reason going to the bathroom and then walking out completely naked in front of the entire party. Always got shrinkage side effect from adderall, evidently looked like I had a small penis, although I am typically slightly above average in size. One of my friends had to tackle me back into the bathroom and put my pants on me.

I steered into the joke of myself that night and never really caught any open roasting to my face about it, but am pretty sure my social image with that whole crowd was never the same after that.

unintentionally did some satanic shit and i dont think i have recovered socially

>driving for uber
>stoned af
>pick up qtpi named claudia, try to talk but shes a bit shit
>"you ever hear puns about your name"
>"no"
>"oh right cause i was gonna say its been sunny lately but now its looking claudia (cloudier)"
>rest of the ride was super awkward

I felt the humidity in the cabin of the vehicle suddenly rush to balance out the drying of her vagina

Did he see her dick?

I'm 99% sure that this guy must've been a flat earther...

my dad saw me cumming in the act watching porn

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My mom saw me naked masturbating with the lights on in my room

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hr probs fapped to it later that night

sad to say you are wrong

>unintentionally did some satanic shit
elaborate?

i actually dont know how to describe what happened but i was drinking and smoking weed with friends and it felt like a portal opened randomly and they could suddenly hear my thoughts and then i felt possessed by like a demon or something and couldnt control my thoughts or actions and started stripping then they drove me home and havent talked to me since, i wasnt even that crunk so i cant explain it

I've fallen in love with a girl that doesn't love me back

that's horrible

Yes, I'm 100% he saw my dick. I'm not concious about my dick size or anything, but I was my girlfriend's dad.

And she was screaming some weird shit

Also she was embarrassed, but not nearly as much as I was. It had happened to her before.

>college reunion trip
>playing badminton in friend's backyard
>whole gang is there
>had conversation earlier in the day about how friend I'm playing badminton against's mom died the year before
>during game friend mentions her mom
>I have been pounding beer for three hours
>"Yeah and then we fuuuuucked"
>alarmed murmur ripples through friend group
>nobody saying anything
>keep playing badminton like nothing happened
>after a few minutes friend calls me over
>"don't talk about my mom"
>apologize vaguely
>no longer friends with any of them

My whole life is a mistake socially.

>she was screaming some weird shit
like what?

Awkwardly called someone sir after they called me sir.

I diarrhea'd in the bed while losing my virginity to the school slut when I was 17 years old

>It had happened to her before
maybe it wasnt an accident

probably just a bad high

you're a madman

how did she react?

thats what i was thinking i think i had an alcohol hallucination because i was a heavy drinking and it must have stayed in my body or something, but my friend posted on /x/ that she COULD actually hear my thoughts and since then ive been a shut in and its kind of ruined my life cause i dont want to be around people for fear of it happening again

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> "I want you to make me your's daddy"
Right as she's finishing this sentence he walks in and says "excuse me"
>I shit several tons of brick and just hide myself under the blankets

Grossed out, she ran out of the room loudly screaming and told everyone in school that same day on social media. Even my parents somehow found out. I came close to killing myself that year. It fucked me up beyond belief and I'm pretty sure it can be classified as a trauma

so he was eavesdropping on you
nice

thanks for sharing

was it the only time you took a shit while having sex?

i pooped my pants in front of a vampire so dont sweat it

this

I used to be really into PUA shit so I have a deep, deep database of social humiliation stories

one good one

>on pickup bootcamp
>instructor tells me to go talk to this big group of girls
>tells me I can't leave until they walk away from me
>open them
>panic
>no idea what to do or say
>cannot eject
>after saying a couple sentences I just stand there not saying anything or looking directly at any of them
>just standing there like drug store indian
>stalwart, unmoving, like a mighty redwood
>girls are extremely not comfortable
>they try to ignore me but cannot
>"he's still there," I hear one of them say a couple more minutes into my silent vigil
>look over to see instructor just staring at me slack-jawed
>want to be good student, cannot eject yet
>more time passes
>can't fucking take it anymore
>finally bail
>walk over to instructor
>he refuses to even look at me
>just texts for a while before he can bring himself to begin explaining how wrong what I just did was
>I have fucking dozens of these stories

Thanks for listening.
It was the only time I ever had sex, so yes. I've shat myself 100% of the times I've had intercourse.
Honestly she was pretty much a vamp

>I've shat myself 100% of the times I've had intercourse.

well isn't that a statement to behold

lost

more

did you ever get better?

>get sat next to chad in class
>he usually wouldn't hang around me but we were sat next to each other and had some time to bond
>realize that we have more in common than i initially thought
>we're talking about family and stuff when he brings up that he had a brother
>"had"?
>turns out his brother died when he was young
>feels bad man
>he seemed to be cool about talking about it at the time
>later that day i told my best friend (still is to this day)
>also tell hem who chad was cheating with too
>next day
>friend forgets which chad i was talking about
>shouts across classroom "hay user, who was it that had a brother that died young?"
>fuck.jpg
>chad starts welling up and storms out of classroom
>5 minutes later he walks back in
>I apologize
>friend then shouts "chad, i heard your fucking ..."
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
>chad gives me disappointed expression
>i tell my friend to stfu
>chad forgives me a second time but we pretty much stop talking

i cringe every time i think about it

your friend is retarded

I nearly died of cringe

Literally shivered

i know but sometimes its a blessing

I've only ever had friends online cause im a socially inept tard and basically, would never talk to said friends for long periods of time because I had the fear theyd get bored of me so I'd sort of draw it and slowly those periods of time would extend from just a few days to maybe a week and eventually months, and now I haven't spoken to any of them in a year and I feel like complete shit. if anyone has a similar fear please don't do the dumb shit I did

yeah but it was definitely peaks and valleys the whole way through

I was a goth kid in high school. I never thought I'd live that shit down as an adult.

here's one from the same venue on the same night

>one of the openers the instructor told me to use was to walk up to a group of girls, fling my arms out wide and declare "I'm here now!"
>the first couple times I tried it the girls loved it
>instructor points me towards a table with two extremely hot blonde girls sitting at it
>"I'm here now!"
>they just look at me for a second
>"Who the fuck are you?"
>"I'm ah.... here now..."
>"We don't know who the fuck you are. What do you want?"
>"Uh to talk to you"
>"Why don't you go find someone to talk to up there" (motions to upstairs part of bar)
>Still not allowed to eject
>Try to salvage it
>They wave over this enormous man
>No joke dude is like The Mountain from Game of Thrones but fatter
>He wordlessly steps between me and the girls
>Just standing there, looking down at me with contempt, saying nothing
>Have to put 90 degree angle in neck to look up at him
>Nod, accept my fate and limp back to instructor
>Tell him what happened
>Am clearly a bit shaken and demoralized by the preceding two stories
>Instructor just gets in my face about it
>"Oh are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry because some girls said some mean things to you?"
>Yes this was worth two thousand dollars

Would you say PUA is a scam? Or does it just take a lot more persistance than people think?

>mistakes so bad you thought you would never recover socially
>thought
I haven't
When i was 20 my younger brother stole my brothers girlfriend and kids, while he was in jail. She told him while he was in jail, he thought I was the brother.
I got full body psoriasis from the stress, was about to join the military too which destroyed my carrer choice.
Then at 27 I got schizophrenia, which made me do stupid shit, lost most of my remaining friends.
now all I have is a drinking buddy and you guys.

Both
It's real but you shouldn't pay more than like a hundred dollars to learn it
It's also extremely fucking grueling and makes you a bad person

I fell in live with a coal burning whore.
fell in love with a girl I met who was from then moved back to a different country.
Fell in love with a girl who didn't really like me because I don't have a normie life.

kills the insides

I complimented a girl's hair. It was also dyed. That aposematism some of you like to talk about. Point is, I was a cuck retard.

couldn't you just explain this to him?

>glitched prices!!!! nons

Nah fuck that cunt, he's doing that shit on purpose because it amuses him, I know the type exactly. Beat his ass

>I've fallen in love
thats your mistake

That guy wasn't your friend

Got drunk. Bitch slapped my roommates brother.

no you don't. he felt terrible about it afterwards. it happens quite a lot and most of the time he is the one that gets embarrassed about it.

i have very few friends. not because i can't have more, but because i find most people insufferable.

>be me
>18 senior year of high school
>Literally a couple days ago
>schools "Black Lives Matter Day"
>Every class we do something relating to black people
>except PreCalc
>we're going over our homework when I am called on to answer a question
>think "now is the wine to make a joke!"
"Oh, I don't think nothing's 'massa"
>nobody laughs
>everyone either goes "nooo..." Or gives me a stink eye
>nobody ever mentions it
>mfw I go to a school in the City district
>mfw I'm the only white person in class
>mfw I have sacrificed several potentially fruitful relationships for a racist joke

You're dumb

>offending niggers
meh...you should've probably moved areas anyway