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you do lewd shit?

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slurp / suck your fingers or eat some ice cream

If you could do that speech that V does with all the v words at the start of the movie V for Vendetta that'd be awesome.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

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That's the ticket! Get on it OP.

I've defecated all over my face and mouth coating my lips with putrid chocolate soft serve. The scent of my anal release is most heinous and vile.
The air is permeated with fecal stink and I gag until I dry heave and eventually vomit all over my oakwood floor that I had installed dos nights prior. My friend of boyish descent finish in my ass missionary to make it more gay. I am
not subhuman or Gryphon. I have a 48 inch wingspan telecommunications major from Devry institute. Master of jack of all trades animal nigger. The shots I can make from 400 yards make JFK sweat. Listen closely indian patel as I enter your gas station at dos in the morning. I ask for the b room key and I defecate all the sides and smear the nutrient all over the walls and sink, as I exit the premises I make fucks to you.

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shit my dude!

yeah ill do lewd shit

Absolutely poor execution but one cannot fault your most cute attempt. Thank you very much.

is english your second language or something

>Thank You.

When a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray , together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert!!!

i did my best
its kinda my first language but kinda not?
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jeez that was a mouthful

this or too long?

good :D

I'll never understand cucks.

>Thank You

I've eaten hundreds of pussies. I've had many different... interesting encounters with the vagina. blood clots, yellow discharge, squirters, pissers, farters. the worst is when a chick has to take a shit - and you go down to chow, and there's a faint smell of poo. of course being farted on when they cum sucks too.

but pussy is our playground. it's where we get to be kids again, and play in the sandbox, swing, and the rusty jungle jim.

Are you lilypichu? If not your voice is uncannily similar.

a liiiittle too long rip
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nah not me, but ive been told that before

>Thank You

I understand whats going on here. You are finding things in your races history to take pride in. It is completely rational for you to do so as a foundation of your identity.
I commend you for not being a history revisionist. If I knew you I would probably enjoy having a beer with you.
Distance yourself from "African-American culture" (rap music, jewellery, STI's, unemployment etc) and you will find pride internally rather then desperately grasping at straws from history. Mudhuts are still mudhuts, even if one king owned alot of them.