/Indy/ - IndyCar General - Indy 500 edition! Buddy Fastzier Subedition

It's fucking raceday boys, GET HYPE

Coverage starts 11:00 AM EDT on ABC
Green Flag set to drop at 12:17 PM EDT

Front 10 starters:
1. Scott Dixon (NZ)
2. Ed Carpenter (USA)
3. Alexander Rossi (USA)
4. Takuma Sato (JPN)
5. Fernando Alonso (ESP)
6. JR Hildebrand (USA)
7. Tony Kanaan (BRA)
8. Marco Andretti (USA)
9. Will Power (AUS)
10. Ryan Hunter-Reay (USA)

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timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=105&iso=20170528T1214&msg=Indy500&sort=1
indianapolismotorspeedway.com/events/indy500/event-info/schedule
reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/6dt3ig/1200gmt_formula_1_monaco_race_monaco_grand_prix/
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=hrrr®ion=us&pkg=ref_frzn&runtime=2017052813&fh=0&xpos=0&ypos=0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Start time converter for different timezones:
timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=105&iso=20170528T1214&msg=Indy500&sort=1

I figure 12:14pm is a good time for internationals as it's after prayer time and all the jingoism :^)
indianapolismotorspeedway.com/events/indy500/event-info/schedule

Could be either, depending on how long the rain lasts and whether they can get the track dry. There are no lights at Indy so they can't race at night

Why doesn't Firestone bring rain tires

on my way to the track edition

Still too dangerous. No tires can provide enough grip on a wet oval at 230mph

Pussies

t. too scared to race ovals

Do they ever hit 230 mph in race?

europoor here, where will I be able to watch this online?

Yeah obviously. Nobody here has either the skill or the balls to do it.

yes on the straights

no furriners allowed desu

Shoulda stayed in the Coke Lot, user

Get Discord. Goto Reddit (yep I said it), get AceStream installed. Wait for the AceStream ID to be posted (approx 30min before the race starts) tune in, shade out.

Yea I already have ace for F1. I was hoping there was a more legit way for indycar, but this is fine too.

Got a link to the discord?

or just

reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/6dt3ig/1200gmt_formula_1_monaco_race_monaco_grand_prix/

Coming from /MotoGP/, new to this
What I am in for?
Also expecting for Alonso to win and shut up Hamilcuck

>What I am in for?
Crashes
Over the top american behavior
A course wide yellow flag for every fart
Alonso will crash like Markek

>yfw sato wins da indy5 00

Who /alonso/ here?

muh slip streaming.
muh tow.

rev up your >Hundas

Who's ready for /f1/ to overdose on freedom?

I would be so happy, imagine the Jap broadcast. It would be the biggest race won by a nihonjin ever

>working on a sunday

This. Damned heathen communists

...

Looking more and more like the race is gonna start on time but rain could come around 1:30

Who /turn4/ here?

>she still believes in the whole russian spy bullshit

Here m8. I'll be up there later

who /Alonso/ here

I /Alonso/ but I have honestly no hopes of him winning this.

I expect him to finish in a decent position without crashing and that's it.

#dreambig

He'll contend until the last 20 laps when the race really begins, get left in the dust by the 2-3 leaders and fimish in the top 10

Could get lucky with the rain. As usual, it's a crapshoot

After a decade of disappointments I've learned to keep my expectations as low as possible when it comes to Alonso's career.

He will win

how long until the race, like 5 bongs?

4

Feels good to be back

f1 is boring

>f1 is boring

implying that turnleft for 500 laps isn't boring

I have a big belly,
my brain has delay,
you guessed it right,
I am from NA.

bit rude

Place your bets now lads, how many laps are we getting in?

Alright, now that that Monaco shitfest is over we can finally get to the real shit

Stream where?

Pre race coverage starts in 1 bong

Cars grid in 10

try to behave yourselves Euros

Gonna go have a cheeky pre-race wank,

See you for the pre-race lads

is there usually a botnet stream for this like with f1?

muh only passing during pitstops

Euro posts tl;Dr

>Lololol Fastnando Alonsfast top 10 Americans BTFO
>waaaahh why is there commercials
>waaaahh why are Americans patriotic

then later
>whoa, all this overtaking, this never happens in F1

and later when Alonso gets crashed put by Karam or Kimball
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

acestream where?

probably when coverage starts lad

How did we go from this?

To this

Any non-botnet stream going on?

>takuma sato vs fernando alonso

nice

Magic?

1 bong and 45 bings until race starts right?

input from possible third engine manufacturers the series is desperately trying to attract so it's not Honda vs Chevy all the time

2 bongs, it starts at 14 minutes for some wierd murican reason.

Toybota?

Not a bad thing, we need someone else.
Closest Mfg to joining right now would be the chinese company that owns Lotus and Volvo. They are also the ones presenting the talks for a race in China.

200

Do they get push-to-pass at the oval? If so, how many seconds?

nah, it's most likely going to be a European company

Nope, road course gimmick only

Probably 14 minutes of preroll advertising.

No push to pass available on ovals.

They don't

No
Only one tire compound as well
and speedway aero kit is used

When do they do the coin toss to pick which direction they drive?

>check IndyCar specs out of curiosity
>turns out the Americans also fell for the turbo V6 meme
Well that's disappointing. I was hoping for screaming V8s.

Most likely
Volkswagen or Alfa Romeo

Thanks for the info. Red or black?

tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=hrrr®ion=us&pkg=ref_frzn&runtime=2017052813&fh=0&xpos=0&ypos=0

Any streams yet?

black but the compound is probably special for the race different than the road course "blacks"

Will it be raining at all today lads?
Will those boys be allowed to run in the wet at all?
Who is the dark horse of this race?
Who is the fan favourite?
Who is the HAM of Indycar?
Are the circuit tracks any good?
Are all races US only?
Are there any meme rules to watch out for like competition cautions?

We actually fell for it two years before F1.
The last engines that actually screamed were CART in 2002 when the V8's revved upward of 17,500rpm. Champ Car did a reasonable job as well by having the V8 turbo engines at about 14,000.

rain starts to pop up around 2pm, doesn't look like much

I think IndyCars sound bretty gud senpai

You still haven't changed the filename.

>Will it be raining at all today lads?
Yes.
>Will those boys be allowed to run in the wet at all?
No.
>Who is the dark horse of this race?
Alonso.
>Who is the fan favourite?
Hinch
>Who is the HAM of Indycar?
No coloreds
>Are the circuit tracks any good?
Better than f1
>Are all races US only?
Yes
>Are there any meme rules to watch out for like competition cautions?
Not on oval. Road has a video-game style turbo boost you can only use for 40 seconds.

I am just that lazy mate

>No coloreds

so why is anybody watching?

Maybe
No
Depends on who you ask
Depends on who you ask
Nobody in the series is a carbabby faggot like Hamilton
No there is a Canadian race and there have been races in Japan Brazil Australia in the past
No, they only throw cautions for good reason

>tfw my family just called to say that they're coming over this evening
>tfw my uncles will force me to put some retarded kid's show on the TV so my little cousins shut the fuck up
>tfw I'll miss the race

Press F to pay respects ;_;

Alonso is kind of brown.

There are coloreds,just no blacks

>having a family

Put the youtube stream on your phone

tell them to fuck off

or watch it on your PC

Any streams?

Well, Americans are racially prejudiced, they don't want to see ethnic minorities. Why else would they watch such a boring sport.

You're not missing anything, mate.

3 hours of turning left - watch one lap, and you'll have seen them all.


Can you imagine being this emasculated by the very sight of a coloured man?

little boys like cars

Can't you make up some excuse to have them fuck off?