Alright, gumshoes. Listen up!

Alright, gumshoes. Listen up!

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in the post 9/11 world, do you think carmen san diego could successfully evade capture for so long?

Carmen San Diego did 9/11 to steal the secret gold deposits in the WTC safes.

you just got me so comfy

>desire to have one of those poles with rotating beacon rekindled and intensifying
>tfw you realized how shit a prize "trip to anywhere in continental US" truly was

I thought this was a Madtv skit

Real talk. What kind of criminal justice system is this that this bitch KEEPS GETTING OUT! Is their jurisdictions fucking Gotham City? Lock this bitch up and throw away the key.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS

Why is she so perfect?

What are you talking about? We have bigger states than europe has countries. Our smallest state is still bigger than the smallest european country. I'm not even counting meme countries like vatican city or malta FUCKING MALTA.

There's so much to see just inside of the continental US that you could spend your whole life visiting it all, and have shit still left on the bucket list.

>t. 400lb americlap

the end game was so impossible i think i only ever saw someone win it once

she thick

>t. MohammedAbdulla Q. Bongistan III

>spend time visiting all of the states
>see absolutely nothing interesting outside maybe a few nice national parks
>eating nothing but bland flyover """"cuisine"""" that makes even the likes of Olive Garden seem like fine dining

I was on Carmen Sandiego as a contestant in 1992, ask me anything.

Did Rockapella bang your mom?

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growing up was a mistake

the future was a mistake

my existence is a mistake

>that retarded size waist

no, I think you're thick

thick does not mean fat, my friend

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No, but I kept calling them acapella instead of Rockapella and the goofy baritone guy yelled at me.

>Bob Tompkins, city engineers office.

Those Gruber brothers knew how to fake an accent, I tell ya.

>see there's episodes on youtube
>get some of that actions
>All of these questions have to do with Cote d'Ivore
>a popular activity is juggler's dance, what do they juggle?
>10 year old girls
>it's the truth
wut
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>it really is indeed the truth

I never liked this show as a kid. But it's playing in the background of my absolute fucking favorite amateur porn... so just hearing her voice saying these words in my head gives me a Pavlovian boner.

>Holy Toledo!

It's a kids show, they would go to Disney World or something

You'd think, but I kind of recall one kid winning a trip to Rhode Island, of all places.
They only paid expenses for travel and a hotel room or something if I recall.

I'de go to vegas

but kids can't gamble, drink or get hookers.. so who knows