Mad how Heathrow had 6 runways in the 50s edition
/brit/
... Brian snail here ... posting from the garden Timothy James Byrne's rented flat in High Wycombe ...
fake
note to self: check the dimensions of products before buying them off the internet
>london attacked by terrorists
>"just part and parcel of living in a major city, keep calm and carry on"
>London tower block catches fire
>"OH MY GOD DO SOMETHING, FUCKING FASCIST COUNCIL REEE"
please someone explain this
>star of david
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>star of david
what DID they mean?
>user GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM
nearly half the girls born in 2001 are legal now.
fuck fat people
don't worry your little goyim heads about it x
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I like visiting London because for some reason hot foreign women often approach me asking for directions.
This doesn't happen anywhere else.
'nce
feeling VERY put-upon right now >:^[
love the trooping of the colour so i do
beautiful aesthetics
would make every high street in england look like this if i could
i imagine thats what the german poster looks like
Very jewish layout NOT a fan
legally incorrect
>love the trooping of the colour so i do
in english please
go on then
*spreads cheeks*
central london isnt even that nice
just walk around upper-middle class areas, so pleasant and calm
nationalise all housing
ban second homes
turn mansions/castles into centres for the homeless, domestic abuse victims and others in need
>love the trooping of the colour so i do
>beautiful aesthetics
>would make every high street in england look like this if i could
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Think I could make her happy lads?
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private property doesn't exist
>TfL told to stop ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ announcements at Tufnell Park tube station
>London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised 'gender neutral' messages at stations
howling shitting and farting
*a rancid smell is sprayed around*
who is this personal assistant? wish she'd squeeze me inbetween those thighs phwooar
bit gay
was some lady from the guardian blaming the conservatives for everything last night on tv and my mum got quite annoyed with her cause she was being such a lil b
question is WAS it the convervatives fault
did labour do nuffin
tights are like makeup for legs, just lies
the absolute state
london is literally 95% white
i dont know why people make fun of me, the proof is everywhere
business idea: camps for fat people so they work their arses off until they're thin
reckon they should just expand heathrow and get it over with
You're not from Brighton
>council will give the victims of the grenfell fire millions of pounds compensation
>there will be copycat fires in tower blocks all over britain by people who see this and want dat payday
Will this happen? Or will the council just not pay any compo? Because you know there are people who would happily burn down a tower block full of people for fifty grand.
award winning gay here. that's my local.
ah yes the american army
bbc.co.uk
holy shit i was just there. it could have been me
Reckon I should expand my arsehole with some willy
Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.
#JustLondonThings
covent garden?
i live in a majority white area, using your logic this means birmingham is 90% white
when will he promise to stop muzzies murdering people
why are the tall ones blurry
grenfell tower was a special case
your average tower block won't go up in flames like that
*tickles you*
active camo
*doors open*
ah yes no thanks
camo makes people hard to see properly
see
Imagine posting unfunny shit in the last thread, deleting it so you can post it in a new and still getting no (You)s for it
bisexuality isn't real. you're just a pervert.
effective camouflage
so it was some immigrant cunt who started the fire? typical
Britain is an oppressive shithole
prove me wrong
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see
saturday's baking all done :*))
>watching womens long jump on TV
>Nigerian woman's weave literally flew off as she jumped
I'm fucking dying
ok sexologue
So peaceful, I bet you rent that prison cell for a paltry £6000/month, with all the benefits of living in a diverse environment like that it's worth it!
nah i'm a bisexual pervert m8
neither is homosexuality. it is just a fetish
Not that easy, somehow they manage to catch most people who start fires for insurance fraud
would rather kill myself than live outside of london, utterly pointless existence
yeah that was jokes
good post
>not cumming down her leg and sniffing her sweaty pits
>india
crypto-paki
That's where my dad and dad first met.
remember when captcha was down?
such bullshit
if homosexuality is natural and normal, why dont we see gays realising they're straight?
>weave
It's not a weave you dopey cunt
no worse than hearing church bells pealing on a sunday
>death death
>muslims murdering people
that's plain bullshit
sheed
>Pass user since 2017
I bet there's rich folks singing in a fancy dining cart. They're probably drinking coffee and smoking big cigars as they watch the tower burn. Fuck the Tories.
still high 2 days after 300mg of MDMA lol
sheed
not sure why london is being praised so much
it has nice areas and shit areas, its far too big to label as one thing
>he bought a pass because Sup Forums was down for 2 hours
>you forget to send your weekly tribute of a freshly slaughtered goat to the Sultan
>he sends his sharia police to smash up your stall in the bazaar and throw acid into the face of your most beautiful wife
#JustLondonThings
church bells are beautiful
things I've accomplished today:
Sikhs are bro tier
>girls are wearing sandals and flats again
time to get the ol' creepshot snapper out again
>it's not private property without the law in place to enforce ownership
>therefore it's the law's property
This is your argument?
You think the law is a person or organisation that can own things? It's a system. That's like saying a gun owns a Somalian's house, because without the gun, someone else would take the house. The gun doesn't own the house because it's a gun. It has no consciousness, let alone the concept of ownership.
protip: if you ever see a building with windows flush to the wall thats a dead giveaway its ~300 years old
this one is from 1865 apparently tho it looks grim af
yeah you can it's called London
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in brum lads