Protagonist sees rotten zombie without limbs eating some poor guy

>protagonist sees rotten zombie without limbs eating some poor guy
>"hey buddy, you ok"?

almost dropped the strain because of this type of shit

>kid with missing patches of hair facing a corner in the dark during a vampire outbreak slowly turns around, revealing dead eyes and a mouth covered in blood

>hey kid, you alright? i'm going to slowly move closer to you now to create a dramatic moment

>not having a go pro helmet cam dumping a live feed of everything I do to a bomb shelter full of black people watching and relaying their comments back to me
>not having your life saved by a fat black lady screaming "BITCH DON'T GO IN THERE! THAT GHOST GONNA GIT YOU!" over a headset.
Thank you black people. I think we've finally found a calling that plays to all of your strengths.

>protagonist talking to another character about something
>gets a phone call
>they're told the character is the bad guy
>protagonist looks at character
>"I'll call you right back"

>scientist who managed to beat all the other scientists to be sent into space sees a snake like creature obviously exhibiting warning behavior for the scientist to stay the fuck back
>"hey little guy, I'm friendly :D"

>"BITCH DON'T GO IN THERE! THAT GHOST GONNA GIT YOU!"

kek

I thought this was a meme until I saw a movie in 'merica... probably should have picked a city other than Oakland for my first movie experience.

>the zombie puts a dick in and out of its mouth
>you a gay there buddy?

>zombie manages to sneak behind character without them noticing

>it involves zombies in any way

>zombie pins character to the ground
>character gets eaten instead of simply ripping the zombie's head off

>It's a movie about zombies turning human
>It causes devestation to the zombie community

>protagonist's ally calls
>puts call on speakerphone
>ally says the character that the protagonist is with is the traitor
>looks up and sees traitor staring back with crazy eyes and slight grin
>protagonist stares and lowers phone
>caller asks if protagonist is there, keeps saying their name

Name 400,000 flicks that do this

Is this the Payne residence?

>protag discovers early on incredibly useful method of evading zombies by pacifying one via removal of arms and jaw
>they barely use this technique

>it's a zombie anything

it's more related to joints than flicks

brilliant

that scene fucking traumatized me desu

PAYNE?

Wanna hear something funny? There was context for that in a scene that got deleted, he had interacted with one of the pre-mutated worms and it was harmless

What movie is this, negroes?

Underage b&

Prometheus. movie is "people acting stupid because of poor writing: the movie"

Didn't watch it because it looked shitty

Exhibit A

>Didn't watch it because it looked shitty

Thank you for proving my point

>zombie flick
>the zombies are fast and aggro

Shut up, nerd