>protagonist sees rotten zombie without limbs eating some poor guy
>"hey buddy, you ok"?
Protagonist sees rotten zombie without limbs eating some poor guy
almost dropped the strain because of this type of shit
>kid with missing patches of hair facing a corner in the dark during a vampire outbreak slowly turns around, revealing dead eyes and a mouth covered in blood
>hey kid, you alright? i'm going to slowly move closer to you now to create a dramatic moment
>not having a go pro helmet cam dumping a live feed of everything I do to a bomb shelter full of black people watching and relaying their comments back to me
>not having your life saved by a fat black lady screaming "BITCH DON'T GO IN THERE! THAT GHOST GONNA GIT YOU!" over a headset.
Thank you black people. I think we've finally found a calling that plays to all of your strengths.
>protagonist talking to another character about something
>gets a phone call
>they're told the character is the bad guy
>protagonist looks at character
>"I'll call you right back"
>scientist who managed to beat all the other scientists to be sent into space sees a snake like creature obviously exhibiting warning behavior for the scientist to stay the fuck back
>"hey little guy, I'm friendly :D"
>"BITCH DON'T GO IN THERE! THAT GHOST GONNA GIT YOU!"
kek
I thought this was a meme until I saw a movie in 'merica... probably should have picked a city other than Oakland for my first movie experience.
>the zombie puts a dick in and out of its mouth
>you a gay there buddy?
>zombie manages to sneak behind character without them noticing
>it involves zombies in any way
>zombie pins character to the ground
>character gets eaten instead of simply ripping the zombie's head off
>It's a movie about zombies turning human
>It causes devestation to the zombie community
>protagonist's ally calls
>puts call on speakerphone
>ally says the character that the protagonist is with is the traitor
>looks up and sees traitor staring back with crazy eyes and slight grin
>protagonist stares and lowers phone
>caller asks if protagonist is there, keeps saying their name
Name 400,000 flicks that do this
Is this the Payne residence?
>protag discovers early on incredibly useful method of evading zombies by pacifying one via removal of arms and jaw
>they barely use this technique
>it's a zombie anything
it's more related to joints than flicks
brilliant
that scene fucking traumatized me desu
PAYNE?
Wanna hear something funny? There was context for that in a scene that got deleted, he had interacted with one of the pre-mutated worms and it was harmless
What movie is this, negroes?
Underage b&
Prometheus. movie is "people acting stupid because of poor writing: the movie"
Didn't watch it because it looked shitty
Exhibit A
>Didn't watch it because it looked shitty
Thank you for proving my point
>zombie flick
>the zombies are fast and aggro
Shut up, nerd