REEEEE STOP TYING TO FUG UP MY HERITIAGE

>be proud decendant of vikings.
>it makes up half of my heritage
>major history buff about the vikings
>love their religious mythology
>be proud that vikings were brave warriors and had common sense laws. They treated their women fairly, but they never kissed their asses. The perfect mix if you ask me.

>the MouseJew.Inc. takes Thor and makes him into a popular superhero
>das cool, they follow the mythos pretty well.

Then it happened.

You know... the (((UNSOLICITITATED OPINIONS ON ISREAL))) and (((FEMALE THOR)))

>get really fucking mad that the jews are using my ancestor's beliefs for liberal Pro-RadicalFeminism, Pro-Isreali propaganda
>the creation of Twhore the Goddess of Pandering starts getting tumblr to protect this horrid filth called a comic.
>wiccians and other "witch uwu" types start fucking hijacking my cultural symbols for their sinful witchcraft and curses
>my ol' Irish Catholic side of my heritage is fucking enraged and at near DAS SALEM mode
>the only reason I have any fucking sympathy for the old wiccans is that their original heritage is mostly dead and the only people who use their religion now are "uwu check your privilege or body-positive Gruntillda will put a curse on you!"

To add salt to the wound most of these fucking witchbitches say my culture is the most "feminist" culture in the middle ages.

FUCKING FEMINIST WITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are you lying, user? You're descended from us. You're Irish.

Stick to autist

I'm a half n half my potato friend. From a pure blood viking dad and a pure blood irish mom. Fucking made me tough as nails. Never been knocked out ever in my life.

>muh hurritage
shut up mutt faggot, nobody cares

You're pure Aryan 2bh

This is about politics not woman hating you spergburger.

So you're not even a full scandi. Wow this thread is shit

I know, I even have the blonde hair and blue eyes. Either way very strong scandinavian and irosh blood in me. Suprisingly a lightweight when it comes to drinking though.

But the Vikings were terrifying people that raped and killed all throughout Europe?

>coming from the mudslime

Your lucky hate crime laws don't protect the Irish or Aryan races.

Normans were the true successors to the Vikings. They were the one of the only successful Viking conquests (the other being the Orkneys) and then became the most powerful military force of the High Middle Ages. Modern-day Anglo-Normans are the true Alphas of European History.

>muh vikings

Actually plague-infested potato barbarians

The raiders were, but the civilians back at home were very civilized, they were only brutal in war and punishment.

To be fair, Icelanders are probably genetically identical to him.

female thor? wtf

Well he was a crossdresser.

honestly who gives a shit
most people don't even know her
why are you being such a baby about it
you are not a viking and you never will be

kys wannabe, you are like a nigger pretending he can say he is egyptian because "he has egyptian heritage".

just kys

>implying potatos aren't a platnuim teir crop that you can make both acholhol and meals n snacks out of.
>implying the black plague dwindled our numbers when it really didn't for the most part, it was only the white kangz societies that were really affected by it.
Wew

Actually my linage can be traced to the founder of Iceland. Leif Erikson.

>implying potatos aren't a platnuim teir crop that you can make both acholhol and meals n snacks out of.
Literally every fruit ever.

WE WUZ VIKINGS AN SHIEET

>dresses up like Freya to trick a Jotnar on his wedding day
>keeps the beard

Absolute madman

At least he's not a muslim

Actually you russians share common ancestory with vikings, so your shitposting isn't too far off.

>potato
>fruit
wew lad you just went somewhere dumb

Uhm
I was fooling around
First off, potatoes weren't even introduced to Europe in their times

Secondly, the plague hasn't started before the vikings were gone.

Makes me wonder why you are so butthurt... oh it's because you're a non-informed dumbass

You realize comic book Thor has nothing to do with mythological Thor except name and a few aesthetic similarities?

Also
>it's a "clueless murrikan's MUH HERITAGE" thread

I love it when Americans pretend to know shit about their heritage when they're 90% cultureless beaners.

>tfw pure british

You're an american ape
No one cares what kind of sad lowlife scum your ancestors consist of
You'll never be white

>pure
>british

Your ancestors were nigger-tier pirates, m8. The only thing they ever did right was convert to Christianity.

I got irish anceistory you dolt I thought you were referencing that.

>vikings were gone
They moved to Iceland and converted to Christianity you dumbass

Second, I knew something was up. The black death never touched the vikings. I never said it did, but if it did it wouldn't have wiped us out.

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The vikings were faggots. My grandfather was stolen from Germany and designed the Apache helicopter.

my 100% slavic heritage is keking so hard
filthy germans go back to the cave you crawled from and leave the world to your superiors

we wuz vikings

You think that's bad? it's only a matter of time until your people start stealing my country's thousands of years of history and paint it black to satisfy your WE WUZ niggers.

>We was vikings and sheet

No, you're not. The people of those countries don't think you are either. They think you are a fool.

You're the northern European equivalent of a weaboo, clinging to some ideal that has and never will exist.

You're right I am not white, I am Aryan you pussyfrog. What the fuck is up with you Frenchies and your hate boner for America?

Says the weeb with the jap proxy

>proxy

Don't remind me. Can you just take them back?.

Yeah, proxy.

weebs at least have a great and glorious culture to look up to, your ancestors were a bunch of africa tier hilbillies

vikings were also literally the feminists of the ancient world

You're probably some fat white "ganjn" over there to watch your degenerate octopussy porno. Admit it.

Hey I stick to the old blood gods so if anything I am only fucking up the kikes at their own demonic game.

The reason wiccans worship your old shit is because its "pagan" and white without the satanic undertones. Also almost invariably witches are white women who are at least partially of Nordic heritage.

and they were total jews when it came to trading. Also they wore their wealth, like gypsies

Whoa. The US stole germans to design native american flight machines? This is pure evil. Ripping you out of your country and force you to culturally appropriate a genocide in order to create further war machinery... for further genocide.

The US is truly evil.

At least we arnt Islamic mountain niggers like Crotia, America has a far more badass history then your tiny irrelevant shithole

>Look how tough I am

Typed user, with his morbidly obese fingers, from the basement of his disappointed Danish father.

>Slavic
>Superiors

Dude, the word "Slave" comes from the Slav since you guys keep getting your asses handed to you and getting enslaved by everyone

Youre filthy emigrant nothing else.

>proud descendant of vikings
>half of my heritage
half beaner detected

At least he's not a sandnigger

I'm a lowlands catholic in a >90% racially, ethnicall and religiously homogenous rural place , family living in the same place since the 7th century, country existed thousands oif years back

>usa
>badass
>literally was invented by jewish freemasons few centuries ago

Sorry bub, I'm in Japan.

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>I seen a fat ass black woman pagan do this shit to my culture. You really expect me to buy that she has any more than 1/40000 viking blood in her?

>We wuz nordick n shieet

Prove it
>implying you arnt a lieing weeb with a jap proxy because muh anime
62% more white than france, wew lad

wrong, slav is of slavic origin, it is from the word SLOVO, SLOVJANI - which means those who speak, unlike the word for germans - NEMCI - which means those who are mute (cuz they don't speak our language)

the word for slave is ROB - yes, that's right, we have our own name for it unlike you who literally stole it from old romans like some niggers

Don't you got a fire to put out and your morning islamic prayer to do Mohamud?

>62% more white than france
low quality banter, you can do better mate common !

strange, our word for slave is otrok, and rob (robiť) means work

(^:
>France
>white
There's more whites in Argintina, Abdul. Now run along to morning prayer before Sharia Patrol finds you posting on Haram websites

kek, in slovene otrok means child

i guess that's because slavic tradition considers workers and children to be slaves

>be proud decendant of vikings

But they were literally nigger-tier barbarians and pirates.

>you still got your asses handed to you. Not your fault, there were Vikings, White Kangz, and Muddy Pirates. Fighting a war on multiple fronts sucks mang.

>be proud decendant of vikings.
Pathetic, don't you have anything else to identify with?

please translate from american nigger slang to english

you've probably never even been outside your trailer park and can't even speak any scandinavian language.

You share blood with them too Vlad.
Also
>judging vikings oy by their ruthless warriors, and not looking their civilian culture

ridiculous, you are wasting my time here

(^: SALT

>Vikangz
>Civilian culture

If they had one, it was hardly anything to be proud of.

Yeah I do, I just actually enjoy my heritage unlike you do. And look what happens to your county when you throw out tradition and heritage. Mudslimes ruining your country and harming your children. You Swedes make me sick because your cuckholding has ruined your country.

I would speak the language if I had the money and time to learn it. Langauge books aren't cheap.

Actually it was something to be proud of. They didn't kiss ass but they weren't completely heartless either. And had good hygene for those times.

嘘つけ。

>>be proud decendant of vikings.

Fucking yanks I swear to god

>Langauge books aren't cheap.
Confirmed redneck bastard.
Åt kuk, för fan.

dont take it personally. think of it like this feminist are so lazy and dumb they wont even look into other religions nobody practices today for source material for other deities that could be used in marvel and petetion for them to be added

hercules and thor and loki ect are used sooo hel,athena,nemisis ect could be used but to the best of my knowledge are not also they could use isis and maybe ishtar but nope lets make thor a woman

they probably know about as much about other cultures that they supposedly support full on sjw style as they know about gene regulation in eukaryotes

>being proud that my heritage didn't fall for the monarchy meme until it was much later when they founded iceland
>you have a queen that does fuck all and just watches your country burn.
>living in a totalirian commiemonarchy state that doesn't give you the right to free speech
> "Them bloody dumb yanks and their stupid bloody freedoms. I swear on the Queen!"

This.

>Yeah I do, I just actually enjoy my heritage unlike you do. And look what happens to your county when you throw out tradition and heritage. Mudslimes ruining your country and harming your children. You Swedes make me sick because your cuckholding has ruined your country.
You are not a nordic and you will never be one, you are a racemixed american mongrel.
It's about time you faggots started identifying yourself as american and not a true and honest 1/64 scandi.
Stop thinking that you belong to a group of people across the fucking atlantic with whom you haven't a single fucking thing in common.
You shouldn't enjoy your scandinavian heritage, enjoy your american heritage isntead.
Can you even speak a north germanic language

what freedom?

Oh great, but where's the literature and architecture?

Confirmed poorfag
Ftfy

Freedom to speak without having to worry about going to jail because a nig got triggered. Freedom to bear arms. Freedom of expression.

Well, I can actually afford language books, as opposed to you. Also, you venerate a culture that is not yours and about which you haven't got a clue. You simply jerk off to your genes as if they were to make you a better person. You're probably fat, weak, and you've proven yourself to be ignorant and poor.

Fuck off.

Why are you trying to attribute pride to yourself for things your ancestors did, but you never did?

>INSHALLAH KAFFIR YOU ARE NOT A NORDIC RACE LIKE ME, MBUNGU THE MIGHTY SOMALIAN WARRIOR, LOOK AT ME, I'M THE NORD NOW

I enjoy my american heritage too.

Said before, not enough time or money to be learning a second language that isn't beaner speak.

Ancestry.com is thattaway mongrel >>>>

>this redneck knows more Arabic than he knows Northern Germanic.

>Muh heritage
>People call him a faggot
>Memes xD, that will show them!

Well, in his defense, the only active pirates nowadays are in Somalia.

Fuck off Germany, I never was claiming to know that shit, my forebearers were Scottish but I was born in America, so I am American.

That's Belgium, you illiterate cockroach.

Because I want be proud of something. Is it a crime for a white man to enjoy is heritage every once and a while? I'll do things I'm proud of. It's to give myself a break from what I hear on the media calling whites "evil, murderous, racist genociders" all the damn time.

Is that kraut for Islamabad?