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chucklevision edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gini_coefficient
twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/875771324622401538
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GET HIM JANNY

stop making early news

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no

janny won't be pleased when he finds out what you've done

>Pound-shop_Marina.jpg

stop

youtube.com/watch?v=nDoz4HFiWxg

this is the physique every white man should have

globalnews.ca/news/3535153/runaway-car-strikes-two-psychics-at-cafe-in-ontario-claim-they-didnt-see-it-coming/

heh

anyone remember cuckio meme haha

I've had a 3way with 2 other transgirls. Adequate?

Isn't every shit gay seeing as it's up your arse?

>the thought of 3 mentally blokes fumblig over each other gagging for the bug
Disturbing notion

ugly

Please refrain from posting women's arses. I am 14 weeks into no porn and going well.

The lower classes of your country are very ugly and poorly dressed
Went to a local market today and it looked like I was at some sort of inbred circus
Really shameful looking sorts

I go to climbing gym so I'm (kinda) fit
I'll impress the qts with my accent and you can translate so we can score

Deal?

We were all clean actually.

might do an 'ol cide perhaps even a contemporary 'cide

as compared to what other country

>friend overdosed on the cuckio meme in 2015
>you cunts keep bringing it up every fucking thread

fuck off toff

i am honestly laughing at this so hard
what the fuck is wrong with canadian news

cannot believe how poorly my life is going

thought that by 21 i would have sorted my shit out, fuck's sake

don't want to live anymore

america. class differences here are less glaringly obvious than in europe

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>early

Would probably go for a pint with/10

Though gotta tell you lad, girls here don't find an American accent attractive

Because you literally don't have an upper class

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just hold out, refrain from comparing yourself to others

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hmm

where do i collect my $70000 dollars?

what if I am gay anyway

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Mental that these two aren't nonces

i spell 'arse' with 'r's look at me look how british i am

Fuck off

then will you be my bf? x

what about chebs?

That's why you're my translater

We can pick up on the girls that will latch onto me and spin some story about how we almost died climbing and they'll swoon

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take the piss

>nearly half of Americans have no idea where chocolate milk comes from

kek

And that's it?

cracking chebs

and? leafs are just yanks in denial, even worse than yanks

yes we do

"holding out" isnt going to cut it. i've been just "holdnig out" doing the same damn thing since 15 and i have barely progressed or got anywhere. my contemporaries all have jobs and social circles and gfs. im a nothing. im barely even a human.

what makes you say theyre not

t. Brit in denial

>Chocolate milk is in fact white cow’s milk mixed with flavouring and sweeteners, the website of the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy reveals.

doubt it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gini_coefficient

arses 4 life

ahh ballet

Good lad

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when will we know the death count

This says nothing about class behavior, which is mostly anecdotal

>Increasing number of Time Out/Clapham/Instagram type people in Peckham

fucking euuugh these cunts should be quarantined in Clapham/Shoreditch.

Sup Forums is a terrible mistake

Never

where are all these people 'in the middle' supposedly making $70k a year here?

highly suspicious of this chart, especially as we have been called out plenty times by leading economists for fibbing these kinds of things

do me do me

ireland is inflated because you house a lot of foreign businesses

Whats time out

>7% of americans didn't know this
7% holy shit

Why do all the minority guys feel entitled to a white gf lads?

t. Desert Brit in denial

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they're easy

would you care to explain?

how the hell do i stop eating my fingernails and the surrounding skin?

disgusting animal

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dip them in shit.

It isn't showing salary you chucklefuck

It's a magazine they hand out at tube/train stations in Londons full of gigs/bars/restaurants/hotels/parties/exhibitions etc. in London that week (they're 90% paid advertisements though).

clip them

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>The Department of Canadian Heritage says it will be giving away free miniature Canadian flags at various fairs and events around the country. But if you miss the local giveaway and are still feeling patriotic, contact your MP.

>If you have time – a lot of time – you can always put yourself on a list to receive a flag that has flown on Parliament Hill. Just be prepared to wait: the estimated time to receive a flag that once flew on the Peace Tower is currently 54 years, according to Public Works and Government Services Canada. You can expect to receive a flag that flew on the East or West Block in just 40 years.

>Is a Canadian flag not enough for you? You can also request a free photo of Canada’s head of state, Queen Elizabeth, or her consort, the Duke of Edinburgh. You can download the photos from the Department of Canadian Heritage’s website

>Admission to Canada’s national parks is free in 2017, and so many people tried to get Parks Canada’s Discovery Pass in December that they crashed the website. Don’t worry, you can still get a pass here. Note that you don’t actually need the pass to get into a park

absolute joke of a country

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

Chop your fingers off

I used to draw very complex things like this (but usually involving stick-man armies or huge flying/fighting contraptions) as a child...am I autistic?

Need a Jewish pm

Yank said he'd help me rearrange the furniture in my room so here it is.

>you know...

twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/875771324622401538

bit racist

lads I just did the biggest cum, I can barley get up to go for a ciggy

>no bed

Ah so trendy plastic types that need telling where to go

>95% white in the centre

this too. I don't know shit about how these things work myself, but I'm constantly hearing that these figures are highly misleading and don't reflect the reality and the govt shouldn't be gloating to the world about then when even a cursory look by any economist can reveal they're either misleading or outright bullshit

tried playing the sims 3 after years and its surprising how much of a miserable experience it is now

>You can also request a free photo of Canada’s head of state, Queen Elizabeth
Don't think we can do this here WTF I hate Canada now

>smoking
>touching yourself
ex