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1st for never trust polish

2nd for Thai power hour

Never trust in anyone, not even yourself.

4rd for slavic qts

first for 10 wieners 3 messages

>10 wieners 3 messages
wake up

>tfw no russian gf

Dangerous

Imagine losing your qt to another inter/pal/ and then seeing him brag about it on /cp/

it's so familiar

*teleports behind your qt*
heh nothing personnel kid

I stole an user's QT and posted her lewd messages to me on here without realizing it. So.. it probably would happen

>Italoshqip stealing your qt

why even live

Sorry Austriapal, my shqip blood is specialised in stealing

/cp/ on thriving community watch
what went so right?

Germans, stop not responding to me. It's not even funny at this point.

Especially when it comes to geopolitics

Does anyone here not like when girls paint their nails? I think it looks stupid Tbh

Same. I also hate makeup

You dont hate makeup you just prefer natural makeup

Depends on shape and colour
It's either nice or shitty, no middle field

>Viewed 9 times
>Zero message

What do?

but it's closer

make your profile less boring, give them an easy in

pomade has just arrived

ukraine is closer but only by bit

Yeah I also don't like when girls wear super bright/dark red lipstick.

Customs opened my package, threw everything back without any care, and now the shirt i sent her was covered in molten chocolate because apparently they also left it out in the sun all day. RRRREEEEEEE

My qt had to wash it by hand.

no, not just "a bit" but if not you talking about kaliningrad

If I was Korean I'd transform my home into a European Koreaboo brothel.

Seriously though, do Koreans get a lot of messages from Koreaboos?

>qt asks who my best friend is
>have no friends

>You

kalingrad is russia is it not?

How do you deal with this? Can't just reveal your power level like that

it's russia

"It's *name*, I met him in elementary school."
God, not too difficult

Great idea, then friendzone myself

>76171570
My ex knew I had no friends

It's just an illusion, they're just idiots who like handsome Asian

If you are handsome, you get more messages than Koreans from koreaboo

its dont

kaliningrad is russia
like crimea :^)

What country?

We are your friends! :D

corrupt af vietnamese customs looking for money probably

so you mean de facto but not de jure?

it depends
but for kaliningrad it's true in both situations

so it is unlike crimea then

kalingrad is btw only 2 degrees more west than ukraine

Ohh you're the guy with the rich VC?

Korean girl I'm talking to is doing an MA in France.

She's been pickpocketed in Paris, Lyon and Rennes within the space of a year.

>tfw no swedish gf

Fool me once...

im telling you hellotalk is where its at.

I'm your friend :)

Do you get nudes there?

lol

yeah
so i have a couple of options this year
should i go on vacation to russia, serbia, croatia, somewhere else or just kill myself? i dont want to ever return from vacation to my old life anyway

I think you should get away from Balkan as far as possible, Hrvoje

germans voted with both hands to give kaliningrad to russia so it is

unlucky m8

>Baltiysk - Lauterbourg
>Paccтoяниe: 1 022,71 km (635,48 miles.)
>Chop - Lauterbourg
>1 029,81 km (639,90 miles.)
ok you're right

serbia and croatia, will be pretty cool historical tour

I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (there request)

My phone was exploding with new chats, you don't have to spend 3 hours reading through someones profile, you just message "hi" and 90 percent of the time she will respond and you will have a good conversation. Unlike on interpals where every girl says don't message saying hi and you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you.

>I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (their request)

What I mean is just normal selifes through the app and snapchat, don't know how to get nudes though.

I second this. It's so much easier and you don't need to worry about making some attractive profile. If you like Chinese girls then it's an even bigger bonus.

>you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you

tfw you will never be this much of a beta brainlet

When she sends pics, flirt a bit, tease, see if she's into you. If she flirts back, start talking about what you'd do to her. I've discovered chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner. Show some good aesthetic features you have. When she's warmed up and wet, ask.

So this is just a homo trying to get me to ask him something lewd, right?

>Show some good aesthetic features you have.

Yes

Tell him to post his bling-a-cing ITT

Diet and lift

Make him fist himself.

>chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner

t. dicklet

ok I think this message works

Average dicc desu, my qts like it :3

If you are under 6 ft you should just switch your gender to female

D-dont bully, i-it's not my fault

What about us user?

ill put you 6 feet under

I have unironically described the thread as my best friend before

Wish people in my country would message me desu

>Handsome asian
Is there such a thing? I usually compare handsome to good looking masculine men, which korean men are most certainly not.

>admit to her I don't have any friends
>she's the same and we bond over it

>I have friends from all over the world and we just hang around and banter with each other, sometimes have some drinks and listen to music
Pretty accurate desu

there are some, few and far between
basically none of them are on interpals because if you're a genuinely tall, handsome korean dude you're gonna be swimming in it

>new skype update now has a last active timer

Fucking great

Good 4.

Well, it's one Ukraine closer.
So not that much.

the second I mention the slightest bit of money, shes like moth to a light and asks for my skype

>he doesn't surf interpals while getting paid
Stupid neets, when will you guys learn?

do it all the time

>work on Saturdays

How's that job at Teknikmagasinet going

>wageslaving on a saturday

Lousy, as I have never set my foot inside one of those stores

wtf I'm talking to qts but I still want to kill myself

Get pucci

>he doesn't browse interpals while in his underpants on holiday from uni

When will wage slaves ever learn?

>tfw you're being ignored for the 3rd day by the girl that you want to know better and the urge to kill yourself is higher than ever.

Can't understand what's wrong with this Schumacher's statue.

What are you listening to /cp/?

nothing, I'm watching Travel Channel