Imagine losing your qt to another inter/pal/ and then seeing him brag about it on /cp/
Ayden Gonzalez
it's so familiar
Ryder Williams
*teleports behind your qt* heh nothing personnel kid
Joshua Allen
I stole an user's QT and posted her lewd messages to me on here without realizing it. So.. it probably would happen
Luis Scott
>Italoshqip stealing your qt
why even live
Noah White
Sorry Austriapal, my shqip blood is specialised in stealing
James Allen
/cp/ on thriving community watch what went so right?
Brody Gray
Germans, stop not responding to me. It's not even funny at this point.
Josiah Reyes
Especially when it comes to geopolitics
Chase Jackson
Does anyone here not like when girls paint their nails? I think it looks stupid Tbh
Tyler Martinez
Same. I also hate makeup
Austin Foster
You dont hate makeup you just prefer natural makeup
Jeremiah Wood
Depends on shape and colour It's either nice or shitty, no middle field
Oliver Walker
>Viewed 9 times >Zero message
Liam Edwards
What do?
Jason Wood
but it's closer
Aaron Cook
make your profile less boring, give them an easy in
Leo Reed
pomade has just arrived
David Bennett
ukraine is closer but only by bit
Caleb Bailey
Yeah I also don't like when girls wear super bright/dark red lipstick.
Brody Clark
Customs opened my package, threw everything back without any care, and now the shirt i sent her was covered in molten chocolate because apparently they also left it out in the sun all day. RRRREEEEEEE
My qt had to wash it by hand.
Luis Nguyen
no, not just "a bit" but if not you talking about kaliningrad
Adrian Miller
If I was Korean I'd transform my home into a European Koreaboo brothel.
Seriously though, do Koreans get a lot of messages from Koreaboos?
Nolan Jenkins
>qt asks who my best friend is >have no friends
Jaxson Reyes
>You
Ethan Richardson
kalingrad is russia is it not?
Ian Rogers
How do you deal with this? Can't just reveal your power level like that
Isaac Hall
it's russia
Ayden Mitchell
"It's *name*, I met him in elementary school." God, not too difficult
Brayden Barnes
Great idea, then friendzone myself
>76171570 My ex knew I had no friends
Daniel James
It's just an illusion, they're just idiots who like handsome Asian
If you are handsome, you get more messages than Koreans from koreaboo
Luis Long
its dont
Logan Russell
kaliningrad is russia like crimea :^)
Angel Davis
What country?
Levi Russell
We are your friends! :D
Dominic Rivera
corrupt af vietnamese customs looking for money probably
Zachary Murphy
so you mean de facto but not de jure?
Joseph Murphy
it depends but for kaliningrad it's true in both situations
Robert Jenkins
so it is unlike crimea then
kalingrad is btw only 2 degrees more west than ukraine
Caleb Campbell
Ohh you're the guy with the rich VC?
Hunter Adams
Korean girl I'm talking to is doing an MA in France.
She's been pickpocketed in Paris, Lyon and Rennes within the space of a year.
Matthew Baker
>tfw no swedish gf
Easton Williams
Fool me once...
Jonathan Powell
im telling you hellotalk is where its at.
Cameron Peterson
I'm your friend :)
Julian Hall
Do you get nudes there?
Tyler Moore
lol
Logan Stewart
yeah so i have a couple of options this year should i go on vacation to russia, serbia, croatia, somewhere else or just kill myself? i dont want to ever return from vacation to my old life anyway
Jonathan Gutierrez
I think you should get away from Balkan as far as possible, Hrvoje
Caleb Kelly
germans voted with both hands to give kaliningrad to russia so it is
Liam King
unlucky m8
John Morales
>Baltiysk - Lauterbourg >Paccтoяниe: 1 022,71 km (635,48 miles.) >Chop - Lauterbourg >1 029,81 km (639,90 miles.) ok you're right
serbia and croatia, will be pretty cool historical tour
Grayson Wood
I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (there request)
My phone was exploding with new chats, you don't have to spend 3 hours reading through someones profile, you just message "hi" and 90 percent of the time she will respond and you will have a good conversation. Unlike on interpals where every girl says don't message saying hi and you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you.
Bentley Miller
>I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (their request)
What I mean is just normal selifes through the app and snapchat, don't know how to get nudes though.
Joseph Torres
I second this. It's so much easier and you don't need to worry about making some attractive profile. If you like Chinese girls then it's an even bigger bonus.
Samuel Young
>you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you
tfw you will never be this much of a beta brainlet
Angel Gray
When she sends pics, flirt a bit, tease, see if she's into you. If she flirts back, start talking about what you'd do to her. I've discovered chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner. Show some good aesthetic features you have. When she's warmed up and wet, ask.
Owen Baker
So this is just a homo trying to get me to ask him something lewd, right?
Landon Roberts
>Show some good aesthetic features you have.
James Ramirez
Yes
Colton Russell
Tell him to post his bling-a-cing ITT
Diet and lift
Sebastian Ward
Make him fist himself.
Jayden Mitchell
>chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner
t. dicklet
Asher Morris
ok I think this message works
Michael Carter
Average dicc desu, my qts like it :3
Wyatt Bell
If you are under 6 ft you should just switch your gender to female
Gavin Wright
D-dont bully, i-it's not my fault
Bentley Cook
What about us user?
Mason Gutierrez
ill put you 6 feet under
Adrian Flores
I have unironically described the thread as my best friend before
Oliver Russell
Wish people in my country would message me desu
James Wood
>Handsome asian Is there such a thing? I usually compare handsome to good looking masculine men, which korean men are most certainly not.
Caleb Taylor
>admit to her I don't have any friends >she's the same and we bond over it
Kevin Turner
>I have friends from all over the world and we just hang around and banter with each other, sometimes have some drinks and listen to music Pretty accurate desu
Hunter Peterson
there are some, few and far between basically none of them are on interpals because if you're a genuinely tall, handsome korean dude you're gonna be swimming in it
Connor Robinson
>new skype update now has a last active timer
Fucking great
Landon Ortiz
Good 4.
Jonathan Morgan
Well, it's one Ukraine closer. So not that much.
James Ross
the second I mention the slightest bit of money, shes like moth to a light and asks for my skype
Wyatt Hernandez
>he doesn't surf interpals while getting paid Stupid neets, when will you guys learn?
Asher Jones
do it all the time
Brandon Hall
>work on Saturdays
How's that job at Teknikmagasinet going
Samuel Reed
>wageslaving on a saturday
Hudson Edwards
Lousy, as I have never set my foot inside one of those stores
Christian Carter
wtf I'm talking to qts but I still want to kill myself
Jayden Hill
Get pucci
Daniel Ross
>he doesn't browse interpals while in his underpants on holiday from uni
When will wage slaves ever learn?
Carter Sanchez
>tfw you're being ignored for the 3rd day by the girl that you want to know better and the urge to kill yourself is higher than ever.
Thomas Perez
Can't understand what's wrong with this Schumacher's statue.