hey Sup Forums
how do I fuck with my neighbors? they're some assholes and I poured pinto beans on their back door but I need more ideas
What do?
hey Sup Forums
how do I fuck with my neighbors? they're some assholes and I poured pinto beans on their back door but I need more ideas
What do?
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pls Sup Forums I need ideas
if there isn't a lock on it:
>remove gas cap off of car make sure you lay it on the ground so they can see it
>pour sugar around, but not inside of the socket
>leave packets of opened sugar packets around the area
>he might end up taking it to the mechanic to get it drained or do nothing.
or
>turn waterhose on at night and let it run his bill up
good ideas ty I will do both
Careful though cause he will be suspicious of his neighbors at that point
this. you can only really do it a couple of times.
>purchase a dilophosaurus toy with frill expanded and face screeching
>place inside the neighbors mailbox when no one is looking
>place camera nearby
>???
>profit
forgot pic
Buy a harmonica and duct tape it behind the air filter on your neighbors car.
>hey honey lets go for a ride
>sure babe
weaponized autism
>THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
goes to a mechanic
>the fuck did you faggots do? I can't find anything broken
get a smoke alarm and kitchen timer. solder the kitchen timer to the smoke alarm. add a couple batteries in series. hide the smoke alarm ??? so they hear it going off. do this with as many smoke alarms as you can afford and stage the timers so the first goes off, they find it, next night the second goes off until they find it, third night the third goes off until they find it, etc. or skip a night or three between. you can do soemthing similar with cheap walkie talkies. make sure you wear gloves when you contruct these devices. don't use tape.
Move, everybody wins...
mayonnaise on car door handle
>I poured pinto beans on their back door
Does this have some interesting effect? I suppose if they are beaners it makes sense.
>flaming bag of shit on the front porch
>ring doorbell
>haul ass
When they stomp it out they'll have shit all over their shoe.
Take them increasingly good tasting food but vocally complain to other neighbors about them so they know you hate them. They will have a shitfit trying to figure out what part of you they ate.
Just a fun mental exercise.
no
I was just drunk. Figured they would have to clean up crusty beans
>Buy a harmonica and duct tape it behind the air filter
Got an actual lol out of me. Seems like a joke pic related would tell.
autism incarnate
Turn off mains water watch as they melt hot water service taking a shower
No no, you got it wrong.
>ring doorbell
>throw flaming bag of shit inside
>haul ass
wtf are crusty beans? you sound dumber than a box of niggers.
True, but also psychologically effective unlike any of the other cheap pranks on here.
Knock on their door and then run away. Watch from the shelter of a nearby bush to see their frustration as they answer the door only to find no one is there! XD
ans you thought autism was limited to Sup Forums. visit /o/ every so often and you'll find some shit
dried out pinto beans bruh
I was drunk my creativity was not at its best
This is why I plant only poison oak on my property.
how so
Firecrackers w/glass bottles=a shit ton of shrapnel
Pic somewhat related
dump roaches around their house. preferably near doors and windows.
>dried out beans
so beans that are exactly like they were when they were first grown.... perfect....
how do you keep it from spreading
then it'll spread to his
Pinto beans on back door
This. Probably most effective.
>they're some assholes and I poured pinto beans on their back door
>they're some assholes
>I poured pinto beans on their back door
how are they assholes exactly?
loud shitty band
loud shitty drinking
...
>loud shitty drinking
>I was drunk
>loud music
>dumps fucking beans
take pics of the house and post on craigslist as house for sale/rent
Pour pinto beans in the gas tank OP
>bonus points
post the phone number of some local business you hate as a contact number for the house
I hope your neighbors shoot your stupid ass
jam his hose under the door and turn it on when theyre not home
>buy musket
>buy 1700s military uniform
>charge front door with bayonet
>haul ass
>Next week
>shoot blank at door with musket
>haul ass
>Move to another state
>Eventually move back to the same area
>Repeat
found the neighbour
break in when they're away and put their cat in their dryer for max time setting
wear gloves and a disposable pair of shoes while doing this
dump a bottle of brake fluid on their car
The fuck is your problem with doors?
They don't have a cat; only a young child.
call swat on them
Order a bunch of free boxes from USPS and have them all delivered to your neighbors
banana peel on the driveway. that'll show em
all shoes are disposable
give them sausages with poo in them
yeah, but if you have shoe tracks that match up to your regulars all over your yard/house. someone's bound to figure it out.
figure out that all shoes are disposable?
nevermind man... nevermind...
ok :X
This. And hope a cop shoots them.
Put their phone number on the internet for all those telemarketers to call them 10,000 times in an hour. Phone literally stops functioning from all the damn phone calls. (Also intracable) I work in a call center and you wouldn't believe how much we dial people within 10 mins. Especially if we're low on numbers.
pour some ground beef and tomato sauce on their door so they can make chilli
this
Oh look, It's the fucking Door Police.
Well problem solved. A plan is really all about commitment
Call every service in town and schedule all of them to show up at the same time
Sign them up for gay news letters and porno mag subs
Smear dog shit on their doors pour honey in there gas tank or sand let all the air outta there tires stick a potato far as hell up there exhaust pipe
glue all their door locks and windows with epoxy
Stick a bag of dog shit in the mail box glue it shut super glue the car door handles
Hack their Wi-Fi and use a throw away laptop and download CP using their IP.
get a dildo from amazon, rape yourself with it.
doesn't really affect the neighbors but at least it keeps you busy you pathetic fag.
Send them a truckload of dildos or horse shit in a box
Take a hand towel and shove it in their exhaust pipe. The car will barely run our not start at all and it will probably take the shop a long time to figure it out.