You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

> My country doesn't lose every war it gets involved in

I traveled a total of 277 kilometers and wasn't shot a single time.

>civil war
checkmate fag

Bin ich nicht.

The government is the ultimate parent and unquestionably good. That’s why i gave my guns to them, and only criminals have them now

I’m obsessed with Americans and what’s going on in their country.

There are far better ways to spend your time.

I can fluently speak more than one language

Not gonna lie, former 2nd Amendment supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the assault rifles crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let the AR-15 get the nuclear codes.

amershit here. America is in baaaad shape. Nigger culture keeps declining further and further. Went to mall today, they still sag their pants past their underwear like its the 90's. still have dolla $igns and paint splatter on shirts. Whites are getting trashier, they will steal anything thats not bolted to the ground to buy heroine and pills. Everyones broke, everythings too expensive. Jobs suck and pay shit. This country sucks!

t. Aussie

> I can own a gun after I've proven I'm sane and can handle it appropriately
>I have a political party system that somehwat works
>I speak several languages
>the people in power here are moderately qualified, presentable and intelligent
> I dont get riled up to hate my fellow citizen with a passion

My country is curently being ass raped by amerishit sooo

My country can't afford an army so we can't lose wars.

I can get medical treatment without putting myself in debt

lol same

Again same where are you guys from?

I have a good life

I feel very lucky to be an american.

trollsylvania.

All the good TV and Movies have to be dubbed from English versions

>after waiting 18 months to 10 years depending on the procedure needed

Sounds great.

I'm not obese, religious or a gun nut.

My country lost a war to emus

We don't need dubs. Only Americans are retarded enough to know only one language.

jane you ignorant slut.

high school students are required to take two years of a second language of their choice. usually german, spanish, or french. also, most college courses require at least a refresh course of the language that the student studied in high school.

only non-americans are retarded enough to think that americans only know one language.

ITT Europoors trying to feel better about themselves and their sinking countries.

Well OBVIOUSLY these women are just now coming out because female oppression, which in no way has effected Hillary Clinton because she's white or something, has carried on to this very minute with out any change, ever, and seeing a strong and experienced woman as honest and likable as HRC in the running has inspired them to finally come forth. There is absolutely NO cause to suspect a conspiracy at the behest of HRC or the DNC because liberals are synonymous with good people who care about doing the right thing, definitely, and the only reason anyone would suspect them of foul play would be if there was some form of evidence. E.g. incriminating emails, hidden camera confessions, multiple prior investigations that just kinda went away despite the ongoing emergence of increasingly incriminating evidence, or mysterious deaths of people of dissenting opinions who were in positions to act against or expose such an unlikely conspiracy. So CLEARLY, as NONE of that has come to pass through our incredibly transparent media that has always been an unquestionable bastion of integrity and unbiased coverage, there is NO reason to suspect that this is yet another in a scramble to smear and slander a candidate who threatens to dismantle the established corruption of career politicians who have and will continue to lie to the public.

Can't blame me for thinking that when I have yet to see one Ameritard using your/you're correctly.

i read your post four times. your thoughts are loose, do not stay on any topic, and border on incoherent.

in what context to you see an "ameritard" misusing your/you're?

I know americans who couldn even know where my country is, and it is a fucking big one on the map

*couldn't

North Korean?

>couldn't

o christ mai sides.

you argued your own point against yourself. you should go to bed.

yeah my shit tier keyboard the T works hallf of the time

new copypasta?

nice cover try, but nowhere in that sentence would you hit the shift key to capitalize the T.

Nope Argentina, the inflation is killing it becouse all the argentifags wanst sweet dollars and are killing the country also stupid ass government put us in debt

you fucks know that trump has tried to implement stricter gun laws than obama?

let that fucking sink in.

what? I didnt say that it only works capitalized just that sometimes it doesnt work at all, learn to fucking read

>eurofags make America troll threads
>eurofags insecure af their shit countries are getting checked hard by Moslems

Enjoy sharia law soon

my milk comes in a bag

> people in my country think the government is trustworthy

I guess you're all jealous of America and her superiority. I suppose hatorade is all you have you inferior non-Americans.

*didn't

that's twice.

I'm obsessed with Americans

Listen, you fantastically retarded mothefucker. I'm going to try to explain this so that you can understand it.

You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so stupidly believe trumps citizen ownership of firearms.

A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street comers. And enforce "no assembly" edicts. A fighter jet cannot kick down your door at 3AM and search your house for contraband.

None of these things can maintain the needed police state to completely subjugate and enslave the people of a nation. Those weapons are for decimating, flattening and glassing large areas and many people at once and fighting other state militaries. The government does not want to kill all of its people, and blow up its own infrastructure. These are the very things they need to be tyrannical assholes in the first place. If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.B. into glowing green glass, they would be the absolute rulers of a big, worthless, radioactive pile of shit.

Police are needed to maintain a police state, boots on the ground. And no matter how many police you have on the ground they will always be vastly outnumbered by civilians which is why in a police state it is vital that your police have automatic weapons while the people have nothing but their limp dicks.

BUT when every random pedestrian could have a Glock in their waistband and every random homeowner an AR-15 all of that goes out the fucking window because now the police are out numbered and face the reality of bullets coming back at them.

If you want living examples of this look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy. They're all still kicking with nothing but AK-47s, pick up trucks and improvised explosives because these big scary military monsters you keep alluding to are all but fucking useless for dealing with them.

Dumb. Fuck.

I wish I knew who authored this

My president is not retarded...yet

im american and milk came in a bag at school lunch.

try again.

that I will admit it was lazy I never use the thingy I dont know the name in english and again to lazy to look it up

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It lost the one where we fucked you up brit fag

As ISIS has discovered

I speak another language other than my native tounge

I'm so jealous of a country with shitty infrastructure and insane military expenses.

cockasian?

> insane military expennses

Not to defend the burgers but they're basically the only white country that needs to spend any money on military.

Haha hey OP, I'll prove it to you:

>My wife gets raped in the street by muslims, sometimes she doesn't even come home.. other times they just break in and have their way with her, I think she's starting to like it
>Government banned all forms of protection so I guess I'll just prepare myself daily for death
>My prime minister is letting refugees in by the thousands who are utterly destroying my culture bit by bit
>If I stand up to Muslims then I'm the one in the wrong
>Government doesn't give a shit though, so why should I?
>My social media is constantly being monitored by secret service instead of terrorists who openly post shit on Facebook about killing innocents.
>I often like to look at pictures of food for dinner, it sometimes distracts me from the hunger pangs and socialism.
>I regularly watch government-regulated television and have most internet sites blocked because of seditious material
>I absolutely love my pregnant wife and her son she'll be having in 9 months. We'll probably name him Abdul!

Hahahaha see, I'm not American!

>You cannot control an entire country and its people with tanks, jets, battleships and drones or any of these things that you so stupidly believe trumps citizen ownership of firearms.

wut.

>A fighter jet, tank, drone, battleship or whatever cannot stand on street comers.

of course not, they're too large. also: *corners.

>None of these things can maintain the needed police state

if you're neighbor is a republican, he'd be re-aiming his sights now.

>If they decided to turn everything outside of Washington D.B. into glowing green glass.

when the fuck did we start talking nuclear?
also: Washington D.C.

>If you want living examples of this look at every insurgency that the U.S. military has tried to destroy.

there has been no insurgency, into american soil, ever, in the history of time, that the citizens and their military counter parts havn't destroyed.

i wish i knew who authored this, because i would go to their house, show their mother this post, and tell her i'm sorry. i'm so sorry that this thing fell out of your vagina who is unable to form a cognitive thought.

Compared to whatever your country you live in, America is better.

I hear they have a lot of niggers there.

fuck you because that's why.
Hit a sweet spot? You probably haven't even hit puberty. Yeah I'm a little busy not giving a fuck about your stupid bullshit. Pardon my reply times. Raging? I'm simply pointing out how pathetic you neckbeards are. Everyone on this entire thread is a beta neckbeard faggot. Except me of course. I'm the sole voice of reason in this cancerous flood. Not mad at all. Just thought I'd drop by and post my daily reminder of why you should all an hero. When you're sitting at your computer helping out your fellow neckbeards, always remember that I'm out fucking Swedish chicks.
2007? Yeah damn right I was in the scene during 2007. Please continue to tell me about how edgy and important you all are. While helping out some autist that's clearly trolling you. It's fuckin sad when people can be trolled by mexicans.

fucking destroyed. jfc this guy is gonna kill himself. but it will be slow b/c the country he lives in doesn't allow guns :p

there are some, but they stay in their hoods. coincidentally, those hoods have a much higher crime rate. go figure.

This is a bait thread , don't reply to this bait thread

ok mr smart guy? where are you from?

colour

i live in america, i can reply to whatever the fuck i want.

At least if they rape a white woman they get thrown in jail, not able to walk free to do it again because we can't offend them or create a stigma against them for being the barbarians they are.

i hate you.

my sides

What does your/you're, have to do with a second language?

he's busy drinking bleach.

He's talking about insurgents fought over seas, dumbfuck.

idk if it's funny that he spelled it that way on purpose, or if it's funnier that he thinks that is the correct spelling.

either way 4/10 kek.

my country wasn't colonized.

yeah I thought I got that right well idk how to spell and it fuck it who cares memes

You can't even spell correctly in your own language, let alone know not to put a comma in that sentence of yours, how should you be trusted to be in any way competent in a foreign one?

Well OBVIOUSLY these women are just now coming out because female oppression, which in no way has effected Hillary Clinton because she's white or something, has carried on to this very minute with out any change, ever, and seeing a strong and experienced woman as honest and likable as HRC in the running has inspired them to finally come forth. There is absolutely NO cause to suspect a conspiracy at the behest of HRC or the DNC because liberals are synonymous with good people who care about doing the right thing, definitely, and the only reason anyone would suspect them of foul play would be if there was some form of evidence. E.g. incriminating emails, hidden camera confessions, multiple prior investigations that just kinda went away despite the ongoing emergence of increasingly incriminating evidence, or mysterious deaths of people of dissenting opinions who were in positions to act against or expose such an unlikely conspiracy. So CLEARLY, as NONE of that has come to pass through our incredibly transparent media that has always been an unquestionable bastion of integrity and unbiased coverage, there is NO reason to suspect that this is yet another in a scramble to smear and slander a candidate who threatens to dismantle the established corruption of career politicians who have and will continue to lie to the public.

except for russia

every country at one point was colonized.

Do you actually believe what you write?

Nanaimo Bar

I can't help but talk about them constantly.

five of the top ten in military spending are white countries.

third time this week i saw this same thread started, get disproven, and haters go quiet til 404.

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dubs of truth

I'm a scientist
I study Astrophysics and Computer science at Uni
My father taught me English, French, and Swedish
My mother taught me German and Gaelic
don't use them too much any more but I could get by in Sweden or Germany/Switzerland if I needed to.
oh and I'm not religous. all my friends from the states are dire atheists who hate religion and had abusive religious parents or are bible totin' theists themselves. I know a lot of youth in the states are probably ambivalent to religion like most people, but at least in my experience Americans are usually at one exteme

girl have vagina guy have dick no debate

Cause you can learn a second language with out ever reading or writing it. I speak Spanish fluently and never picked up a book or took a course. Also grammar is nothing special, seeing as most of the world fails at it. Also before you try pointing out my grammar and where im from, im a leaf, so fuck off nigger.

Takes a couple months tops from diagnosis to minor surgery. Emergencies dealt with same day. Always have option of affordable private healthcare.

The rest of the world looks at Amerishats and laughs.

what if my county is new and formed after "colonization era"?

>implying we lost vietnam

didn't you?

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Fucking bait as fuck lol

the war was about stopping communism from spreading and it didn't spread. hence we won. i hope putin annexes your faggot european ass, you won't laugh at america when russian war criminals starts roaming your streets and trump won't save your

Lose the war but win the spoils lol

Russians are okay