ACHTUNG! HALT!

ACHTUNG! HALT!

Our top Gestapo-Analysts have received multiple reports of Jewish persons in this board. The Jew is identified by their distinctive doubles. Show us your singles and you’re free to go.

The harbouring of Jews will lead to immediate arrest.

I’m just passing through.

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checked let him pass

Hmmmmmm

Checked, through with you.

Just passing thru, mein herr!

Geh klopfe de kopf auf ein wand

check these singoleez

Jew detected!

Idiot detected.

please let me goo missah

Roller

Passing through

check them ya?

No jew here

This guy is harboring

fuck jews

*rubs hands*

Fucking kikes.

OH SHIT, SHOOT THE JEW!

Oy vey!

ist heute nicht ein guter Tag mein herr? (google translated sorry)

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oh shit, im satan goyims

mEGA JEW DETECTED

no juden here, gestapo-san.

I'm not a Jew, honest!

Satan goyim detected

You won't buy your way out of this one

I'm hungover.
ama

you wont either JUDEN!

>Implying kikes and Satan aren't connected

JUDE! Auf dem direkten Weg ins KZ

No dirty kikes here, mein fuhrer.

Double kike

Rootless cosmopolitan European style socialist detected.

Over here her Obersturmbahnfuhrer the post below me check his papers!!!!

Barbecue of my Gus

Nein.

no kikes here sire...

not a jew. I assure you. ignore the giant bag of jew gold around my neck.

Nein, ich bin kein Jude!

Dirty Jew

no dubs here mister nazi officer. I'll just move along

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I think you'll find I'm free to go.

Uh, no one here officer. This attic is empty.

I killed some Jews just yesterday, none here.

You going for starbucks after this take?

hahaahhaah im not a jew lmao

Roll

Jawohl

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No jew is here. Thanks.

Don't turn me into soap, pls.

send me to heaven infidel

Es gibt keine Juden hier.

only a nigger not a jew

Gas the kikes

>who the hell sell with $0!!?

out of my way nazi fucks im gonna pop yo asses i aint no jew

no jews here

I'm no jew... but I will not allow you to harm them.

hide under my blanket they saw through your disguise

Passing through

i'm not a j-jew

JEW DETECTED

Shalom fellow Nazi, I'm not a jew you schmuck! I keep it kosher.

Sheckles

My gay black husband is jewish and we live in a stand your ground state.

ahm Ya stupid schmuck! Yah gunna expose us

No jews here boss...

guten morgen

The only good jew is a dead jew.

Here are my papers.

Ya see, my nose may be long, and I might have a craving for yer shekels.

Oy vey Ya Klutzes!!! Stupid jews! With all your Kvetching and jewing! the Chutzpah of ya to think ya could get away with bein jews.

NAZIS, KILL THESE SCHMUCKS!!!!

Dont take me shekels pls

filthy jews,your all getting gassed!

shut the fuck up you Racist uneducated Nigger.

Alright Mensches, we've had a good run, but these Meshuggeneh Nazi folk wanna gas us.

So, How's about we die with pride? We go out Mishpocheh, and show these Putzes what we're made of!

not a drop

Don't mind me. Just passing by.

Ain't got nothin on me, kraut

coming through

i dont want no trouble man

GET HIM

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hold up a sec.. he sounds a bit unjewwy doesn't he?

lets see if im a kike

88 :’)

o-oy vey

>tips mein kippah

I-I'm j-just a peaceful merchant

l wanna punch da natsee

Oh, nein!

Rolling

What if trips tho