What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

That poor man. Must be traumatized.

The Last Airbender

D-do you think they farted on him?

Kek

epic movie. dropped it in 20 mins. I don't even know what i chose to watch it.

Came here to say the same

wtf is wrong with them? I bet they sat on public toilets that day (toilets in general w/o showering after); then decide it's okay to sit on a man's head like that?

You already got bored with spamming memes on Sup Forums, reddit??

>tfw no gf

>tfw to smart to have a fart fetish

he has cancer and this was his dying wish, please respect that.

you've gotta be 18 to post here my man

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Hitman: Agent 47

I think he got trumped on!

SHART

>Missing out on hidden protein strands laced in toots

>Not getting all your iron in vapor form

>Smart

C'mon man

thats rape! they're raping him!

>tfw girls will never fart on you

Meet The Spartans is unequivocally bad. I absolutely refuse to believe anyone could enjoy a nanosecond of that heap.

I am, what part of my post indicates o/w?

>I unironically liked this when I was young and even defended it as being better than the other satires

the part where you don't want to live in the girl on the right's ass and take vacations in the girl on the left's

probably one of the movies that spawned from the success of the scary movie franchise

Is there a video source for that image you have there, ohpee?

w-what happened next?

Do you think Lex Luthor will take offence to that picture?

im so horny id eat both there bum holes and theyr pusy holes i dont care im so horny!

Dragonball evolution

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have fun with your toilet bacteria

This is why white women don't like you anymore white boi

Not transformers 2 or grown ups 2? You mean a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken that it leaves a pit in your stomach or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure?

it would be the perfect way to die

according to porn, black dudes like eating the butt more than any other

that guy looks pretty white, I can't actually tell what race he is from that photo.
He could be asian, latino or maybe mixed black.

he's mixed

But one drop means that she's been BLACKED

Not even memeing ,but the single worse movie I ever saw was "How to be Single". It literally made me throw up and get the shakes.Its the most vile movie I've seen and makes me terrified that girls ARE actually like this. In the first hour, the girl leaves her loving boyfriend who did everything for her and were basically a perfect match to "find herself". He pleads with her to reconsider because he loves her, but she hears none of it and tells him "it will be ok" and kisses him./ She than goes into the city where a Chad picks her up and sleeps with her. The Chad literally tells her "you are just like every other slut I fucked", and she gets second thoughts and goes to get her old boyfriend back. The most sickening scene ever is her meeting the old boyfriend at a romantic cafe where she acts all loving and wants to get back together and acts like nothing happens. The worse part is the movie basically glofies this behavior and makes all the females the "heroes" of the movies. Disgusting, fucking disgusting. God bless Trump. I hope he brings the day of the rope to all these whores.

>to
not sure if this is subtle bait

No it's not you nasty bastard

What movie?

Batman v Superman.

>tfw tooo intelligunt to have a brapt fedish

i'd love to have those asses farting on me, i don't know what topic was in this thread...didn't read.

Jack and Jill.

50/50 : The Sequel- It's Buttnign

For me it is, you're free to go off and have your own 'sterile' sexual inclinations. I like asses. Not poop or farts, but asses

Pic related, I saw it in theaters. I can't even remember much about it, because I was young. I think my Dad probably thought it was some cool sci-fi Star Wars type movie or something when he took me to see it. All I remember is how fucking stupid the costumes were.

Well you fucking scum mobile coward?

The Core, The Day After Tomorrow, and 2012 are my perfect triumvirate of disaster movie shitflicks.

Its hard to pick one is worse because each has scenes that are so gloriously, awfully bad. I kinda sorta lean to 2012 for being so consistently awful, repeating some of the same crap over and over again (planes taking off right before the ground opens up) or goofy ideas even within the outlandish plot (earthquakes all over, lets head to... an island chain sitting on a plate fault line, good idea!)

But then I remember the storm that seemed to be deliberately targeting first world countries. But then I remember empty spaces present in the lower mantle. But then I remember neutrinos heating up the earth's interior. A never-ending loop of badness from one movie to the next. Its so bad the bad-odometer almost rolls over to good.

>2 qts will never bear their naked asses on your head

;_;

honestly i enjoyed al pacino in that

seeing him constantly try to bone jill was pure delight

staph pls

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That is literally the kikes agenda

Glad you are aware of it now

sauce? or more?

have you seen Whiplash?

If not please do. it will be catharsis just trust me

Inland Empire.

The conjuring is the worst movie I've seen this month. Ever? fuck nose.

stop looking at girls on the internet and go outside you worthless faggots
mommy ruined you

s-shut up ;_;

but the boyfriend then starts fucking someone else within a couple of weeks and she gets left out in the cold by all the guys she tries to get with

let that be a lesson to you anons, it's just pussy

>subtle
not sure if THIS is subtle bait...

Sup Forums ruined me

The 2016 Presidential Election

Maybe if girls were worth it nowadays and not complete fucking whores. They go for these guys that don't deserve them and completely ignore me. I deserve a cute blonde gf, I did everything right in life and I'm better than 99% of these guys. I was disgusted today when I was at my local Burlington Coat factory and saw this ugly goofy mother fucker with a 9/10 blonde qt. I wanted to go up to her and ask her why the fuck would you date that thing and not me. It makes no sense. Girls are fucking mental and not worth it. They go for guys that don't treat them right and are complete douchebags and don't even give a glance at me.

*BRRRRRRFFT*

Worst I've seen in a theater:
Olympus Has Fallen

Worst I've seen on video/download:
Movie 43

Though it's not too fair since I'm usually pretty diligent about reading up on a movie before I watch it, there are several awful movies that I've purposely avoided especially if I'm going to the trouble of watching it in a theater.

>tfw I have a qt gf but also fap to the full range of Sup Forums degeneracy

stumbling across japanation.com in 6th grade changed my tastes forever

lol this has to be bait

Is this new pasta?

>some cool sci-fi Star Wars type movie
No, those have Forest Whitaker in th–OH GOD

assuming this isnt an epic new meme, all women crave domination and a lot of them even light abuse

it is what it is, youre just a faggot.

they already have a pussy, they dont need another one

Elliot is that you?

lol elliot pls

Come back when you stop being beta

>those girls will never let you spank him

Muhammad, my brother.

Boy I sure would be upset if two girls put their big asses on my head while I slept, and even more upset if I were awake. Why, I'd be so upset that I might just bury my face between their cheeks and tongue their assholes in pure rage.

You dont deserve anything, degenerate. You dont even talk to women and you expect to have a gf because of some quality you claim to have.

That's called narcissism. Trust me, this den of shitheads won't help you, look at these guys, they're fucking losers, it will be the same thing tomorrow night. Go out and find yourself first, then you will find a gf.

Calm down, Supreme Gentleman.

2001. Love the book, Kuckbrik can suck a dick. Lindelof makes Prometheus a piece of shit plotwise with his cuts/rewrites and gets called out for it, Kuckbrik slacks off on a proper score, makes the movie too fucking slow pace-wise, and botches the ending but he's respected.

This coming from someone who loves Pauly Shore comedies.

You don't love the ass, you bang it. You're just as bad as the footfags.

I CAN LOVE WHATEVER I WANT

netherlands is that you?

/r9k/ is full of faggots like this.

Rat Race

13 posts to get this. Step up Sup Forums

My god that movie was a hilarious clusterfuck. There was one sequence that blew my mind with how little it made sense.

>47 gives main girl a knife
>47 then proceeds to slyly steal the knife off her again
>trades the knife to a kid in an elevator for the kid's inhaler
>the inhaler is then shown to be a bomb which he uses to kill a dude

What did he actually mean by this?

>when mommys boy think he deserve milky, but he deserve spanky

BRAAAAAAP

>pretty white

you fucking pathetic beta whites will try to salvage anyone just to garner some pride

KEK

>They go for guys that don't treat them right and are complete douchebags and don't even give a glance at me.
Welcome to my life

it always takes me at least 5 seconds to figure out what I'm looking at in this pic

Love Guru or Year One

sue me my man

Fucking answer me!

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