If you saw him out in the street and no one was around, what would you do?

If you saw him out in the street and no one was around, what would you do?

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Take a picture, and be on my way.

Thank him for his devotion and service to the United States

ask him for some money

Kiss his feet

Nothing, Mr. FBI-- I mean, Canadian Proxy-- I mean, SJW Blogger.

Hand him a copy of this book and politely tell him he is going to kill this nation with his ideas
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call the police cause I don't want to get raped

Tell him he's a good person but he shouldn't run in politics.

Friendly reminder that this user is a spic.

pull his pants down or do some childish shit, you know he is old as fuck and wouldn't even hit anybody

Probably leave him alone because he's got better things to do.

But if he were bored I'd talk to him about what he wants to accomplish.

Tell him the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Talk to him about Debs and Vonnegut and the people like him who wanted America to be great.

Ask him to sign a Jew flag

Absolutely nothing. He has no accomplishments in the senate and anybody who stayed in the race against Hillary would have done as well or better than him.

Tell him Hitler did nothing wrong.

id ask him if he gives me something for free

like a few million dollars or so in $27 bills

Nothing, to do anything would put you at leftist level.

Shake him by the hand and congratulate him for capturing the political imaginations of the younger generation, and for being honest about his open socialism.

You know where you are with Saunders, you can't say that for most of 'em. Socialism is bullshit, of course.

Physically remove.

contact local nursing home and notify them that they have a runner.

>even speaking with this filthy Jew commie

Why are media outlets turning up the saturation on pics of white people. It's making everybody look red.

tell him i think hes a faggot and full of shit

Call the nursing home.

Talk to him.

He's actually a pretty cool gut, but his politics are shit.

Uf it was Hillary, I'd kill her. If I could get away with it.

Thank him for proving that jewish bolshevism is real.

Nothing. In a free country people can say whatever they want. Freedom of speech has a higher priority than the left-right political class. Only freedom-hating manchildren would do anything.

I would even protect my political opponent if he got attacked.

Tell him about Sweden and what immigration has done to our socialist heaven and hope that he changes his mind about the whole immigration subject.
If not.. then.. fuck.

Thank him for convincing me to vote Republican in my first election.

it was never free though, that's propaganda

Myself and my four brothers were all raised on govt. benefits and now we're all tax-paying white collars. It's like an investment. Paying it forward except it actually works because you'll go to prison if you don't.

*leaves proudly while readjusting maga hat*

>Pretend I donated
>Demand a refund

>dress up as black muslim and tackle him without repercussions

Sanders would use his powerful judeo-bolshevik skills to talk you in to investing in Venezuela.

Ask him for a ride in his Audi R8.

You and your brothers are the minority. Good for you though.

>Thank him for proving that jewish bolshevism is real.
And? Aren't you forgetting something?

Shake his hand and just say, "Thank you for everything, you're a good man".

Idk there are to options

>give him cuck rimjob, promise to build giant holocaust 6 gazillion memorial over Germany

>pull Walther PP out of your Jacket and do what needs to be done

> still undecided

But what about us that didn't accept handouts and have to pay for you leaches anyways?

Ask him what he'd name his third post office, if he was going to be a senator (and alive) in another 20 years.

You can only expect so much from one man.

You can't really escape the use of public services, so I don't think you have the right to call anybody a leech. Especially those who end up paying for the same services you're using.

tell him I'm one if those crazies that wanted him to win, but is now voting for trump

why did you lie about Mrs. Clinton despite being ideologically aligned with her

Same thing I always do. Apologize before they can get into their 10 minute unbelievable sob story and say I only have credit cards and I don't have any change on me.

Or do you guys typically give them money?

Test

tell him that you are a jew and looking for a job as a propaganda creator

It's true you cannot escape the use of public services, but you can easily be a burden if you consume more than you contribute. Don't be retarded.

Deny his request for spare change

I keep some change in my pocket so I can give them "spare change" when I'm too distracted to notice I'm about to get a story.

You wouldn't believe the stories they have sometimes, but sometimes it's kind of worth it just for the entertainment.

This. Shake his hand. Thank him for a lifetime of service. Tell him that I can't in good conscious vote for him because of his plans to attack my livelihood.

Social services like the public roads subpar to privately built roads? Or the poison water supply? Or the cops that SCOTUS says are their to serve the state, not protect me?

Tell him I feel sorry if he genuinely thinks what he says

Kidnap that nigga and mek em a sex slave.

>miss 98% of workdays this year while still getting full $174,000/yr salary
>lifetime of service

Pick one

Give me 100 dollars!

Open Sup Forums and ask what to do

Ask him why he thinks Socialism works, if it's been shown time and again that nationalized institutions perform worse than private institutions

I'd tell him to stop using Scandinavia as an example of socialism.

Explain to him how he'll never experience true sexual pleasure because of his mutilated Jew penis.

hold him down and shit directly down his throat.

Probably absolutely nothing

Calm down, Hitler. He probably can't get it up anymore anyway.

>Calm down, Hitler.
NEVERRRRRR!

What's wrong with his immigration policy?

I'd give him this

Then start gassing some refugees.

Say Hi. Maybe shakes his hand.

Take his properties because he is a rich white jewish american who is opressing me because I'm just a poor eurasian mongol bisexual transsquirrelkin

No, the man has real integrity, he isn't a random wind-testing politician, which I don't see pointed out much. I love the guy personally, and in a white world I might vote for him. But as it is I'm a Trump voter.

I wondered what I would do in whatever situation they are in, but it is always so unbelievable I can't imagine how it could happen.

"Car ran out of gas." And I think I'd call a cab or roadside or hell, show someone my ID and credit cards and whatnot to prove I ain't a piece of shit.

Stab him then drag body around town for everybody to see, so he can end like every commie before him.

I was walking through literally the park once and some guy all dressed up in a uniform that could outdo any fast food restaurant you could imagine strolls by and casually asks me where the nearest bus stop is.

>he's walking right toward a major transportation center
>this city runs on fucking busses what the fuck
>you'd have to literally take a walk in the park just to avoid a bus stop

yeah but he paid for those services through his taxes

you didn't

you're a leech, he isn't

I'd tell him that Hitler did nothing wrong.

Ask for a selfie
Take the photo
Just before I leave I whisper quietly
"Trump 2016"

But I am paying taxes and depending on our incomes, possibly more than he is. Also if you know anything about the payouts of benefits programs versus tax rates, you'd know that it's not hard to payoff whatever you used yourself and much more. Therein lies the idea that it's like an investment. I'll pay more in taxes in my lifetime than I ever have consumed.

Ask him if he's heard that the bird is the word.

redpill him on race. It's an unwinnable argument for them and their entire ideology is based on it. That's why it is the most silenced dissenting opinion. Take down the foundation, and their house of cards comes down.

Thank him, sincerely.

For just having the balls to run a serious campaign for president that didn't rely on oligarch money, but on actual grassroots support, that championed issues facing working class Americans. It gives me hope that the American constitution hasn't totally been hollowed by Citizens United and lobbyist money and that the general population, in large enough numbers, are still capable of giving a ruthless dynasty like the Clinton's a run for their money.

Then second for actually having the balls to go to places in the mid-west and other normally republican areas, where there are loads of people struggling to get by who are sneered at by smug liberal democrats, written off as knuckledragging racists, religious fanatics and gun nuts. He's exposed the establishment liberals as the cowardly bootlicking servile ruling class propagandists they truly are.

I don't care if you disagree with his tepid brand of New Deal social democracy or not, those two things alone make him borderline heroic.

finally ask him where his neck went

Pants him.

Assume he was lost and ask him if he knows where he lives.

I'd just go oh look it's Bernie Sanders let's get a photo

I'd be polite to him as he's a politician of the country I'm a guest in

And be on my way

Pull out my phone and record as i tell him his zipper is down then yell PSYCH when he looks down

Then walk away laughing and

Never tell anyone because theyd never believe me

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Congratulate him for attending to move America in the right direction

Call him a faggot

hit him up for a five spot

>Help him up and carry his disoriented body back to my place.
>Let him sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with his freak out as he wakes up.
>Ask him if he's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if he needs a ride home.
>Tell him to take care.

Nothing. I'm not a thug.

Help him cross the street

-have him autograph some merch
-sell on ebay
-profit
-purchase trump merch for mysefl

Ask him to stand up straight. His bad posture makes him a poor role model for Americas youth.

>Take his money
>When he protests tell him "socialism"

I'd ask him why he chose Sarah Palin as a running mate and then tell him he could've beat Obama. Before he could respond, I'd walk away with my hands in the air yelling Sarah Palin.

dage a shid on his face :DDDDDDDD