I`m having sex with a trap next Saturday and i`m not even gay. AMA

I`m having sex with a trap next Saturday and i`m not even gay. AMA.

You will never be Ubertroll

Fag

No, you're gay.

>I`m having sex with a trap next Saturday
who cares
>and i`m not even gay.
user, I have some unfortunate news for you...

What are you going to do exactly. Cause if it fucks you in any way then ur gay but if you keep it to anal then u might come away with some sanity

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Probable fuck her boi pussy

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Delet this. No homo

how did you find one for yourself?

>i`m not even gay

user, take a seat. I have some shocking news for you.

Met her at a bar. Big tits. Didn't even know until we go back to my place.

damn lucky bastard
where I live aren't many trannies, and the ones that exist here are just disgusting crossdessers
I wanna bang a dickgirl so bad

She looked 100
feminine. Big lips and tits. Then she said i have a benis. It was heaven or hell.

Even if she was really passable and you found out and were okay with it, you’re not entirely straight. To people on the internet, anything not straight as an arrow is gay so get used to it faggot. Really nothing wrong with it, lots of people are like you and me that way, ya just gotta own up to it.
>wow you are flexible enough to accept traps in your sex life? Gay!
>well if that makes me gay, call me a faggot, but I’m fucking a hottie.
That’s the way I see it

When did you turn gay, user?

Ya... you're gay.

muthafuckin heaven
I get turned on by feminine features, the dick just adds that plus forbidden fruit feeling to the equation. I have never felt arousal simply for men
Guess I'm bi on some level

She 100% passable.

why you planning ahead to have sex? thats what i wana know

Not gay. No homo

Why would you do this if you are not gay? That's like saying I'm going to a Mexican restaurant even though I don't like beans or cheese and really enjoy sushi. Just, why?

This Saturday. I felt weird but fuck she is sexy. Nice tight ass.

I can`t answer this question. She has a tight ass and loves it.

Welcome to the party, pal. No homo.

living one of my dreams OP. Can you share a picture?

She is my side. It`s a fetish. We fuck every so often.

Tits or gtfo whore

Doesn’t matter, society still thinks you’re gay if they find Out. Also pics or it didn’t happen.

Fuck

Trap = man with dick and tits and a butthole
Fucking trap = fucking man with dick and tits and a butthole
Did you realize you are gay yet?

Let me see if she will send pics

You would not know the difference. She has a tight ass a penis and big tits and doesn't bitch.

Kill yourself. A man is not a she or her or feminine. A man has a dick. A she does not

That's cool. There's not need to understand all of our motivations. As long as you both enjoy it and aren't being bad to each other, nothing else really matters. But do practice safe sex!

What are you even going on about ? She has a tight asshole and big tits. The penis is a bonus.

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That`s a lie

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Lies lies all lies

Well it obviously had a dick before it had tits... since you can't surgically create 100% natural cocks but rather dead salamis attached to bodies - it's a guy with tits and therefore gay

My job here is done you finally understand you are a faggot

This is unacceptible. Mods ban this faggot

And you ordered my favorite pizza from Pizza Hut? Fuck you...

This does n`t end well for you.

Be good with yourself and accept the fact

Accept what fact ? I have a hot chick with a penis . Kneck yourself faggot.

You got a hot guy with tits and homosex

Can`t say

You are bisexual, OP.

How this isn't obvious to you is beyond me.

OP is bi.

Fact.

That pizza is going to make you fat!!!! All that fat and carbs!!!! You're going to be too fat to get all gay and fuck your trap.

You mother fucking cock suckers need to take that back.

Bisexuality is awesome, no need to fight it.

Why u gay, nigga?

>AMA
is this pizza any good? I have been too hesitant to order any gimmick crusts in the past, but thinking of taking the plunge to becoming a whale since I quit smoking weed and nothing is fun anymore

I`m just going to suck her cock until she cums down my throat. Not to worried about anything else.

too soon

nah man, make it mutual
69'ing a trap sounds like a thing

How's the pizza in the pic? Looks ok but want to know if it's worth since lactose intolerance.

It`s not to bad. You need garlic sauce tho.

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It`s delicious,

>AMA
who is getting best picture, best director tonight?

>open container
arrest this cheeky nigger

wRONG

are you aware that you are in denial and as a result you are more sick than you would be if you come to terms with your sexuality?

Why are you in denial?