I want to kill myself, what is the easiest and most painless way to kill yourself? i'm a pussy...

i want to kill myself, what is the easiest and most painless way to kill yourself? i'm a pussy, and afraid of the near future, i want to have any tips in mind.

Timestamp faggot.

if you have the courage to die, have the courage to life

When my gf lraves me for being a burden, I'm going to find a tall building and dive head first

The helium tank way is the least painful. But do yourself a favor and shoot yourself in the heart like a man

Explosives in the mouth. No chance of pain.
And for the love of god, don't use a firecracker. You want them to find pieces of your brain matter a block or two away.

Fuck you
Everyone goes through everything different
Fuck you

how fucked are you? I highly doubt you need to kys

>in the heart like a man
>like a man

ive been a lurker since 2014 i have never posted, but here's what most timestamps look like

la depresión hace que tu percepción del mundo se distorsione a pensamientos negativos trata de salir de ese hueco mental, tú puedes y sé que las palabras no ayudan pero es lo único que puedo hacer, trata de buscar la verdad no sé Dios?

Go to a mental hospital. If by the end of 48 hours they haven't convinced you that life is worth living they'll give you a lethal injection.

I'm not discounting anyone's pain, nor am I dismissing or patronizing it. I'm simply trying to provide another angle to approach the concept: living takes courage, but so does dying. which one is the right choice? that's up to us to decide

Shooting yourself in the head kills you instantly and doesn't think of your loved ones you dumb fucking fake edge nigger. It's painful to get shot in the chest, gasp for air, and bleed out. Its manly you fucking retarded

..... Yes. You read that correctly.

I personally believe if you're going to kill yourself that shit should hurt like a bitch until you bleed the fuck out. fuckin weak willed faggot

Don't listen to this horseshit OP. They'll lock you up indefinitely

do you know if they have this service in australia?

U look gud bro, yeshomo, but w/e go throw it all away and get on with being born a mudslime female.
Go next. chop chop.

As a matter of fact, Australia is the pioneer in this wonderful service

i have no access to arms in australia so i was thinking of prescription mixes, i do have a ready here but the last thing i need is to die with a needle in my arm

...

I don't think you should. I don't think anyone should. Snap out of it and do well. I'm very lonely and I feel isolated. I dont have to be. Join group, find support. Be well.

i will start searching for my closest mental health facility, thankyou user.

Shot through the heart
(Mom walks in) but your too late

my mother lives overseas, i haven't seen my drug addict father since 2013, i won't have this problem.

>depression makes your perception of the world distorted to negative thoughts tries to get out of that mental gap, you can and I know that words do not help but is the only thing I can do, try to find the truth I do not know God?

Very successful people feel the same way.

Any time, friend. May you find peace, one way or the other.

Don't let miracle of birth go to waste.

Even if you're alone, you're not.


Chris Acland (1996), British drummer (Lush), hanging[1]
Manuel Acuña (1873), Mexican poet, ingestion of potassium cyanide[2][3]
Robert Adams, Jr. (1906), congressman from Pennsylvania, gunshot[4]
Stuart Adamson (2001), Scottish guitarist and singer (Big Country, Skids), hanging after alcohol ingestion[5]
Ahn Jae-hwan (2008), South Korean actor, carbon monoxide poisoning[6][7]
Chantal Akerman (2015), Belgian film director[8]
Sergey Akhromeyev (1991), Marshal of the Soviet Union, hanging[9]
Stephen Akinmurele (1999), British suspected serial killer, hanging[10]
Ryūnosuke Akutagawa (1927), Japanese writer, overdose of the barbiturate Veronal[11]
Marwan al-Shehhi (2001), United Arab Emirate member of Al-Qaeda, and one of the 9/11 hijackers, plane crash[12][13]
Ross Alexander (1937), American actor, gunshot[14]
Leandro Alem (1896), Argentine politician, founder of the Radical Civic Union, gunshot to the head[15]
Prince Alfred of Edinburgh (1899), member of the British Royal Family, gunshot[16]
Gia Allemand (2013), American actress and model, hanging[17]
Nadezhda Alliluyeva (1932), Russian wife of Joseph Stalin, gunshot[18]
Jeff Alm (1993), American football player, gunshot[19]
Jason Altom (1998), American Ph.D student, potassium cyanide[20]
August Ames (2017), Canadian pornographic actress, hanging[21][22]
Jean Améry (1978), Austrian writer, overdose of sleeping pills[23]
Korechika Anami (1945), Japanese War Minister, stabbed in Japanese ritual suicide[24][25]
Adna Anderson (1889), General, U.S. Military Railroads during the American Civil War, railroad civil engineer/manager, gunshot[26][27]
Keith Andes (2005), American actor, asphyxiation[28]
Forrest Howard Anderson (1989), Governor of Montana, gunshot[29]
Roger Angleton (1998), American murderer, cut himself over 50 times with a razor[30][31]

Success kills too.

i have friends, i have a girlfriend, she is currently in the decision whether or not to leave me, my friends are twirlers and x heads, it took me years to get out of my habits, i can't go back

This

i needed to see this, thankyou user

Thank Wikipedia and donate if you can

Draino. Drink lots of liquid Draino. Can't guarantee painless, but it will be quick. That, or inject a couple of CCs of grain alcohol directly into a vein. Heart will stop instantly.

Kill someone who actually deserves it.

Not him btw..

Reddit uses mp4 lmao

superficially you came here looking for people to casually cosign your suicide.

what you're really looking for is someone to ask you not to

So, please don't kill yourself.

thankyou...

Good luck Sup Forumsro :)

OP, I am a tremendous advocate of ending suffering.
Get a fuck ton of alcohol, get a fuckton of pain killers, Aspirin, or Hydrocodone [ if are poorfag ]
Down a handle, or more of hard alcohol, down a handful or more of any painkiller, then...
Put a plastic bag over your head.
Wait a while, as euphoria takes over.
Before long you will find yourself painlessly face to face with the great beyond.
You're welcome in advance, and all I ask is that you livestream/record it so we may revel in your failure as a human being.

If you're suicidal right now, you can walk into any emergency ward and just tell them that. They will get you connected with a mental health professional.

No, he wants to extend your suffering.
You are beyond conventional methods.
This is easily the swiftest road towards the end.

Hey, OP, some random asshole here.
I just wanted you to know that nobody attempts suicide.
If one is properly motivated to kill themselves they do it and there's no story, there's no trial, no convincing, it's a matter of do, or do not.

something is really broken in you

Understand that everyone expires at some point, just like milk. Understand that some will sip off your cartoon. The cartoon can be spilled. Point is, don't force anyone drink your sour milk.

Sup Forums is an elephant graveyard of broken souls

OP you are in the worst possible place for your state of mind.

Everyone dies. We will all inevitably face death one day.

And you're spending a portion of your life attempting to accelerate another person into killing themselves

Fucking cartoon.

Also those dates printed on milk cartons are not expiry dates, they are best before dates. Just smell it and if it's okay, drink it down. Chug your milk. But pour it in a glass; don't drink it from the carton like a degenerate. Even if you live alone, don't do it.

And we'll do it alone. All alone. And it will most likely hurt

>cartoon

Lalamao

OP clearly stated the following:
>i want to kill myself
Why would you fight him?
It's his will.
He then says
>what is the easiest and most painless way to >kill yourself?
Seems like he's in pain, and reaching out for a solution.
Sup Forums provided answers.
Don't contribute if you directly conflict with OP's desired outcome.

Just pull the cord but check them dubs.

Fuck you, and you understand exactly why.

This
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Kill yourself, OP.

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Confirmed OP is a complete faggot

this thread helped me see all the different points, things i needed to hear from both sides, i guess i just needed to hear a voice that isn't my own

fucking yoda truth he speaks