Seattle Mariners at Boston Red Sox

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no butts allowed

Cookies are disgusting.

hello is anybody watching pretty rick today

>throws out 38% or runners
>38 percent

So this is going to be a sox fan only thread since memelord mariners fans don't have jobs and sleep until 5pm?

it's sunday so it's going to be a nobody thread

I'm here for you

It's a beautiful Sunday and the Mariners are shit

i'm taking bets on whether the M's will score a run this game

sup mariners bros

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good manlet

qq

did benintendi do that on purpose

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

why is the game still tied

HOLY SHIT JUDGE JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM

man that guy is incredible

Porcello please stop.

Why didn't anybody on the discord tell me the game started????

porcellos a bum we're going to lose today and tomorrow

>show up at safeco an hour before the game
>see this on the big screen

WAT DO?!

cano is 0-11 this series i think

wow hot

Nice chain Bergman. You f@g

watch your mouth

q: how many double plays have there been this game

How much time do you spend on here?

how has porcello not allowed a run yet

porcello is our #4 pitcher this year

we should trade him while hes still the cy young and his value is high

looool fucking retard porcello you idiot

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THEY FINALLY SCORED A RUN!!!

how did porcello allow a run to the Mariners

do you ever have a big sneeze and then you wonder where'd the snot went

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I really want to fuck your ass anime slut

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Do you ever want to jerk off but realize that you will lose all energy and motivation for the day if you do but your penis won't go soft?

i'm a girl

will u be my gf

yes

no

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t-thanks

ok good job rick now go to AAA

congrats on scoring a run Mariners

Nice now lets hit into a double play

time for double play

Why does Porcello blow this year

time for real double play

almost hit into a double play but not quite

maybe next ab

HOLY

SHIT

ffs

there it is

>your face will never be that bucket

why live

wew lad

Who /hungover/ here

I'm 3 months sober

Pussy

can't gidp if there are already 2 outs

TIME FOR DOUBLE PLAY

You guys told me rick was an ace?

>allow 11 hits
>allow 1 run

he might not be an ace but he sure is a magician

>11/1 =1
Really makes me think

will the red sox ever score again

HIT THE BALL OVER THE WALL

MARINERS!

why aren't they trying to win today

HEREDIA BLAST!!!

see?

they're sad Brian Johnson was sent down

me too, no not really i didn't care

stfu john

safe by a mile

SAFE

Why don't they always hit home runs so they don't have to run

Absolute trash umps

Wow, bullshit call imo

this was the reason replay was introduced

Why

ha ha time for vinshit

haha nice name :)

mookie bustts

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NEVER LET ABAD PITCH AGAINST CANO

sorry

i'm starting to think we aren't going to win this game.

sorry

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

GG mariners, See you in Seattle 2 months from now

good luck until then

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY