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What's the cheapest way to get a Lovense toy to NZ so I can fuck or get fucked over the internet?

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Fucking hilarious man. I'm dying of laughter, utterly brilliant.

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I had this dream last night, this female anthro fox was like sitting upright and this mouse came up and punched his fist into her urethra and the fox started pissing blood.

Was brutal as fuck.

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Fuck off, Chalo, get back to your comic.

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stick a female condom in between two dish sponges and wrap with masking tape

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W H A T D I D I J U S T T E L L Y O U

Okay, now you're just being a dick.

Chill the fuck out you retarded autist.

Okay, the joke is over, you can stop now...

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>Okay I'm just gonna lay this on the table before I pussy out and get sober, but yes I am interested in you because I think you're very good looking and you have a big dick

I'm flattered.

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>Patriots
Well you're one to talk, fucktard.

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I hate sports, so your argument is invalid.

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Whatever happened to that guy you were going to hook up with who you were talking about in the discord?

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Good for you. Just cause you dont like sports doesn't mean the pats still dont suck hard cock.

It must really suck being that autistic.

Just sorta vanished, never messaged me again. Guy was kinda queer though.

Since then though I've been getting hit on a LOT so that's something new.

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I figured as much. At least you've got people hitting on you, that's something I guess.

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>Look Mom! I posted it again! xD

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And this is how you play "spot the newfag".

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Yeah I dunno what happened. Just started getting drunk a lot and now suddenly a bunch of twinks are into me.

Maybe I'm turning into Chad or something

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Am I doing it right?

Hey, Gerald. How's it going?

That kinda happened to me when I started posting my body a couple years ago. Suddenly everyone is into you when they find out you're attractive.

haha. it's a fucking intro, guys. not so hard

Every Chad needs a Stacy though.

Chad isn't gay. Chad fucks Stacy's brains out every night.

That is, if Chad doesn't hook up with Rachel, the resident female weightlifter.

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I mean.. I think I'm the shit. I'm easily the most attractive person on gfur besides Nibi.

Also my dicc is thicc so

I'm one of those butt pirate chads

No, kill yourself. This forced meme bullshit isn't even remotely funny, and I pity everyone that finds it amusing.

I don't know why the fuck that is so hard for people to understand.

Greetings Mer Dash.
stuff is average tonight.

how is it going, dash?

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That's not a Chad. That's a Bill.

Bill looks straight but is in fact a flaming faggot.

>I see this shit on every s/fur/ that's on Sup Forums.

Pretty much that minus the flaming part. I hate flaming fags.

I'm nothing special, yet I still seem to attract more people than I realize. I guess being crazy and having zero filter and not giving a fuck what anyone has to say makes you seem attractive or something.

I want to smoke heroin kill myself.

Yeah because it's my intro you brain dead fucktard.

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You don't need an intro. This isn't youtube.

smoke heroin?

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Rachel hats fags too. She wants tall babies.

And that's how I know you're a newfag.

Yeah. I want to get high as shit and die. Maybe shoot it, but I just want to try it and hope it kills me. Chasing the dragon just sounds cool.

One time I injected like 4 whole marijuana's

I find it amusing that you only choose to harass him.

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I mean I'm not bothered by it. I think it's funny how they out themselves as retarded newfags so I can insult them for it.

Chase me instead... Death by snu snu!

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