>be me, old fag 35 >have kids, wife, job, house, etc. >moved away from small hometown 18 years ago >take fam to see where daddy came from >fat cow sees me in the mall and comes running up to me >ugly bitch, but vaguely familiar >it's the girl I lost my virginity to >awkward, just play it cool >wife asks how do you know each other >ugly bitch proceeds to tell her how we were fuckies >damn, didn't tell wife about this, ever >blank stare from wife >wife is a 10 >ugly bitch is fat, and has clearly done drugs for most of her adult life, skin looks like a pizza that got dropped in dog shit >wife has to know, what the fuck user!? >why would you fuck that >try to explain that she was hot once > >two days later >helping family member work on house, need nails, run to hardware store >see bitch again >has 18 year old daughter with her that looks like she used to when I knew her >approaches me >"user, where is your fam?" >at relative house, why? >I don't know how to do this, but this is your daughter. >huh, wut?
That was today, what do?
Christopher Carter
Obvious answer, fuck the daughter.
Adrian Stewart
DNA test
Christopher Smith
You took the words from my mouth... You fuckin beaut you
Jaxson Ross
Um cool bait user >this is reddit shit that is too boring for the fags over there If true >tell wife that wife's way hotter and you were desperate and the chick was as ugly as now+++++a condom was used and no oral >you love your wife and are pissed the driggie is alive
Daniel Watson
This
Leo Jones
She is 18 and you never had to or will need to pay child support. Whats the problem?
Bentley Nelson
If she's 18 you fucking made it, congrats
Jordan Powell
I don't want to let my wife know because I think this bitch is just playing a game. We fucked raw dog a few times but mostly anal and oral.
Liam Moore
Is there like a retro active lawsuit she can put on me. I just want to vanish and act like I never saw her.
Liam Richardson
She's 18 why the fuck would you want anything to do with her aside from jizzing on her face?
Jeremiah Kelly
so you were 17 when you fucked this bitch?
Anthony Jenkins
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Jose Butler
So you're trying to tell us you're still at the store waiting for us to tell you what to do?
Brandon Martinez
This better fucking end with you screwing the hot 18 year old or I'm going to be pissed.
Xavier Gutierrez
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Tyler Sullivan
15-17. One month, she insisted I fuck her in the ass every day after school. We used so much ky. Not really a story I want to tell the wife.
Michael Long
Depends on the state/jurisdiction. If she did, I'd suggest suing for not being told about your kids and all the lost years.
Anthony Adams
Call uncle Maury!
Samuel Smith
Lol, no. I left the store several hours ago. After she introduced the daughter I said "seems like an awful thing to joke about" and walked off. She yelled out, "I am not joking". I hope I never see her again.
Cooper Morales
take wife, landwhale and hot daughter to a nice place for dinner fuck them altogether afterwards come back to Sup Forums with the sauce
Eli Harris
It's the only way
Jaxson Johnson
I wouldn't mine seeing my wife and the daughter licking my dick as a team, but only if its not my daughter.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
As a Dad myself, let me tell you how tp deal with this shot. Look his nsme up on your best background check site. Its worth knowong all you csn about this prick. Pront it all up. Make a file on this fucker.
When he comes to the bbw, ask to speak to hom alone. Show him this file. Tell him assertively he is done dating your Daughter. Assure him you know every vullshit thing hes done. Remind hom if you can do this, you can find him anyplace he hides from you.
Cement the point home with a backhand across his sissy ass face. He should get the point. Tell him he isnt eating any of your food. Make him hand you the steaks you bought. Cook them for your dogs or cat.
Have good steaks for the rest of you. Cook and serve those while he sits in shame. On the way out tbe door, remind him your serious, and you want him away from your Daughter today. Problem solved.
Luis Rivera
If serious >tell wife You didn't cheat, this is from your past. If she loves you shall understand it was beyond your control >get paternity test If it's really your kid the test shouldn't bother anyone. If she throws a git, that's a he'll of a red flag. Get multiple tests, it's expensive but you don't want a false positive fucking you over >if not your child Who cares, tell that cow to fuck off >if is your child Tell cow to fuck off. Try and start a relationship with daughter so she doesn't end up like fat cow.
If not serious >fuck daughter
Owen Gray
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Jace Long
There is. But because she waited so long to tell you that case would be thrown out. Kid is 18, she clearly didn't need your support and didn't bother to try and obtain it.