> it's your birthday > this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you > finally it's the end of the day > she says "for your last gift... come with me" > she takes you to her bedroom. No one else is at home > suddenly she jumps on the bed and looks at you like this > "I know you've wanted to do this to me for for a while... so I'll let you. Happy birthday"
What do you do, Sup Forums?
Sebastian Gomez
Wonder exactly how I got to the point in my life where a 13 year old is spoiling me on my birthday cause that's gotta be a helluva ride (though not necessarily good).
Christian Nguyen
Run
Leo Gutierrez
>repeatedly stab her in the stomach until she stops squirming >set house on fire >make a sandwich
Kevin Robinson
call her parents and tell them why the fuck am i in their house
Joshua Baker
Nice try FBI
Chase Clark
Haha, you think that would help you? Off to prison with you.
Jayden Ward
nigga im gay, miss me with that straight shit
Liam Clark
I kick her off the bed and take a nap. I value my sleep and no child is going to spoil it
Tyler Roberts
It’s a trap
Jaxson Lopez
I aready licked and sucked my 13yo cousins toes and butthole.
Leo Rogers
There's something you should know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Ethan Thompson
Honestly I am so fucking addicted to fortnite that I would tell her to take a shower Bd I ne the meantime play fortnite w the bois, when she got out I would tell her to give me 5 mins and just play until she falls asleep or gets to angry and leaves
I literally don’t care about sex anymore or any other of the mundane things you normie fags seem to chase and care about, getting a win on fortnite he it on solo or squad gives me an orgasm stronger than a thousand rl lolis could make me reach, so to sum up I would tell this bitch to take a hike and just log into fortnite with my squad hell yeah!
Jack Fisher
Uh. if it's my birthday I'd question wtf I'm doing with this thirteen year old bimbo and not at the bar slamming back shots legally for once.
Ian Morris
Lmao we're not your personal erotic literature writers you sick fuck
William Martin
...go on.
Xavier Scott
Can you imagine the horror of knocking up a 13 year old?
Carson Hughes
use her as the support beam for my perfect birthday boy blanket bunker
and then fuck her
Kayden Wood
> for once.
Ah so the 13 year old girls are just every other day then.
Landon Ross
Society pretty much forces you to kill her at that point. Your life is over if you get caught for either, and the dead don't talk.
Xavier Gutierrez
That means now you can marry her retard, if anything is a double win to knock her up
Angel Gonzalez
Keep building your dumb stairs to nowhere nigger
Aaron Gray
Probably fuck her, cause the age of consent here is low enough I'll be fine.
David Wright
I'm the ultimate Chad I can do anything bro
Carson Jenkins
>lean in right up next to her ear >softly whisper, "too old!" >360 barrel roll maxium fedora tipping >"m'lady"
Charles Morales
thanks, you make me want to play fortnite now
Lincoln Brown
I would lick and suck her 13 year old girls as I rub her perfect honey tasting pussy before I spread her cheeks and breathe in the fresh scents of her 13 year old asshole and pussy
Oliver Young
lol you tried to camp your way to win as if you were on PUBG and got owned by someone pushing with constructions? Lmao cry me a river fucking loser, I laugh so hard at noobs who just stand still while I push with ramps
Juan Wilson
Keked.
Grayson Thompson
Do u like traps
Sebastian Flores
I live in a Hicksville state. Alcohol isn't that hard to come by illegally. I just plan on getting obliterated like no other night for my 21st. and her age is off the clock so she doesn't get this cock
Ethan Rivera
...
Alexander Rogers
do a 360 and walk away
Alexander Phillips
make her play warcraft with me
Daniel Gonzalez
a man after my own heart
Nolan Cruz
trips of truth
Daniel Rogers
Wtf where vro
Charles Foster
Diddler detected.
Gavin Walker
Latin America. Should lead you straight away where. Done it before too, when they actually look like women and not just faggier boys.
Justin Bennett
Chile an classic
Kevin Perez
I would fuck her and have her ride me til she turns 14 then I'll have us do anal
Joshua Smith
im getting the hell out of there.
Ryder Hughes
First thing I do is call for MODS!!!. I make kids, not fuck them.
Jaxon Walker
what the fuck? that looks like my sister
Austin Gomez
i get my big shiny white board from my car and make her solve math equations
Jayden Baker
post pics of sister
so we can compare
Joseph Watson
I'd be like >sweet I didn't realize you knew how much I wanted to reck your shit at COD. I'm going to 360 no scope your camping 13 yo ass. Straight up I'm the no scope champion. Fuck you thinking you shotgun hoe. Gets some accuracy
Justin Thomas
I'm gonna pray for I am a good Christian.
Chase Butler
You realize I'd have to kill you after I do it, right? Sorry, I didn't make the rules.
Nicholas Perry
>Take pic for posterity >Give pats >Leave >Post on Sup Forums
Brody Gray
Why not both
Jackson Gutierrez
If she looked like that? Yeah she's gonna need to get some new jeans, this isn't 2007 anymore. Oh and that bra? Wtf she hiding lmao she f l a t, not that anyone is complaining but come on honey you know you don't need it She's cute though, I'd still smash
post her m8 it could be her
Jose Reyes
>What do you do, Sup Forums?
Call the MODS
Lucas Gray
...
Brayden Wilson
Kek
Liam Rivera
Nevermind the 2nd pic I took when I asked her to show belly button, that one's mine.
Landon Cruz
make them so you can fuck them
Jason Rogers
i feel like i'd be able to resist the urge. but if she has DD cups then all bets are off
Joseph Carter
Neo cortex not evolved enough
Jayden Ramirez
Can't do both, because when you fuck kids, you go to jail and get fucked by niggas
Parker Hughes
Only if you're caught in a country where it's illegal
Luis Gray
anyone have that story about the guy who got a job at the girls pool
Anthony Cruz
Hoof her in the front butt and sue her for sexual assault
Carson Ward
Considering the rates of reported abuse to convictions, that's nto as likely as you think.
The one with the secret pedo club, or the one in special olympics which had downies keep grabbing his dick?
Cameron Myers
i wish that was a good fucking read
Christopher Sanchez
secret pedo club
Zachary Wilson
>I'll let you what a boner kill I hate when girls think they're allowing me some fucking privilege fucking gay ruined the entire image
Henry Martin
Pajeet detected. Too descriptive
Benjamin Ward
...
Ryan Morales
hey it's actually my birthday today
why lie to my faggot all i did was watch trailer park boys and shitpost
Jason Cooper
not today CIA
Jayden Perry
Make her go buy 6 new GPUs for my next rig.
Nicholas Johnson
Dude I almost choked on my drink, it actually entered my lungs. It feels like that time I almost drowned in the pool, but this time there is weird sugary itch in my throat and lungs. DAFUQ DID I JUST READ.