Well I posted last night about my shit. Well it's still green. I am scared for my life right now

Well I posted last night about my shit. Well it's still green. I am scared for my life right now.

Stop eating/drinking sugar. Start drinking water.

stop ingesting things that have blue and red artificial colorants in them.

Blue and red make purple...

I just shat today and my shit is pale, at least you don't have liver problems like me

That's normal if you eat processed food. Especially cereal.

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C.diff

green is lack of iron

That's the thing I haven't eaten any artificial colors

WTF have you been eating?

I used to buy a powdered drink mix. Grape flavor. Purple powder. It made me shit green. Stopped buying it. Don't shit green anymore.

But when either of those dyes pass through your guts, they come out green.

Many years ago, the place i worked at was doing this free slushy thing. All the employees got as much as they wanted. The slushy was grape flavored. The result was very green.

Stop drinking artificial grape stuff

stop eating mulberry leaves

Interesting... Duly noted.

what they do on a color wheel isn't the same as what they do in your guts.

>I am scared for my life rn

Call us when you're shitting blood, roody poo.

have you been eating a lot of peas?

>fck me, forgot pic

Whats going on in this thread

Fun fact, after the 12th avocado it comes out the same way it went in.

Just for those of you who like avacodos or whatever.

are you eating a lot of vegetables?

Is it diarrhea? Looks like it's green from bile which indicates very rapid gut transit.

Probably food poisoning. If you aren't better after three days, or if you feel faint and dizzy, GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Stop drinking gatorades

One time I got my hands on a lot of adderal. The capsules were blue and I took them almost everyday for a month and a half and I ended up shitting blue. I got really scared but after I ran out, my shit started to go a natural brown

but it’s got what plants crave

Did you do any of the below?

>Did you accidentally a whole grape soda?
>Did you accidentally an entire Naked Blue Machine?
>Did you accidentally a whole pond scum?

Thanks I'll keep it In mind
I am on adderal right now but how long did it take you to symptomatic?

Stop drinking two stroke engine oil for breakfast

It’s just that time of the year. Leprechaun faggot

How many do you pop a day?

Spend all on your money coating whores in green shit.

Post for science.

green is what youre eating dude call us when its tar black or any shade of red

Green is also bile

that's fucking matcha...

There was a time when my shit was blood red. I later it's because I ate a lot of spicy food like hot wings and hot cheetos. Moral of the story? Change your diet and stop being a bitch nigga.

Are you a doctor

i had a blue birthday cake once. i shat green for two days.

Grade A shitpost, OP.

green shit is nothing to worry about.

black shit is what you have to worry about, that means internal bleeding.

Anybody remember the Halloween whopper giving you hulk green shit? That was funny as fuck.

stop drinking cherry soda, it used to turn my shit exactly the same shade of green

wait, it was grape soda

shouldn't have injected so many marijewanals

stop taking so much fucking kratom user

>tfw docs have been telling me I've had liver problems for almost 10 years and I just pooped a normal brown poop

Feelsgoodman

I sometimes go to parties with this stuff called methalyene blue and put it in unattended bottles. It doesn't do anything except make you pee/shit blue/green depending on how much you had. Be careful though, just get the fish stuff, nothing more concentrated. lt also cures Ick if you have fish. It usually lasts like 2 days max. You drinking anything blue?