DUCKS:
1. Seth Smith (L) RF
2. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
3. Manny Machado (R) 3B
4. Mark Trumbo (R) DH
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Welington Castillo (R) C
7. Hyun Soo Kim (L) LF
8. Joey Rickard (R) CF
9. Paul Janish (R) SS
ASTROS:
1. George Springer (R) CF
2. Josh Reddick (L) RF
3. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
4. Carlos Correa (R) SS
5. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
6. Evan Gattis (R) C
7. Marwin Gonzalez (S) 3B
8. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
9. Norichika Aoki (L) LF
no bueno
welp there goes the streak
meme'd by our own ballpark
That bottom lineup
Fuck, of course it's when I benched Schoop
Sick of these GIDP
salty altuve
>team dying
>stream dying
MAKE IT STOP
astros defense needs to get a clue
>miss the start of the game
>o's score
Maybe I should not watch them more
based blowhorn of base hits
i can't watch atm either, no real guarantee they do good.
Today the Astros think it's game 5
Based
hella based
magnificent marWIN strikes again
also based La Piña
SPPPPPRINGERRRRRR
DIIIIIINGERRRRR
super based
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R !
God
Damn
lemme hear that WOOOOO
Team says Lance, you've done pretty good for us this month
We got you this game senpai
Great game so far.
breddy gud inning brehs
Hey Beltran
way to go
oh, wait
wew we still alive
>the city of Carlos BUSTran
I wish he'd stop getting my hopes up
If he's instilling some sort of wisdom on the rest of the team and giving veteran leadership and stuff like that, then I don't mind him getting picked off after hitting a double desu, the team is still really stacked.
Based Aoki
Yuli has such a long, looping swing that it's looks majestic when he connects and pathetic when he misses. Reminds me a little of Vlad Guerrero.
Super Based
Springer man
u got dunced on that lol. That's alright though.
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>Gallery Furniture
>If the Astros win the pennant your mattress is free
I remember one year it was like, if they won more than they did the season before then your mattress was free or something. It was the year after they'd only won 55 or 56
Yeah, they had to lose over 100 games for Mattress Mack to not lose money. Lo and behold, the madmen came through for him that year.
>tfw remember when senile Milo would have hyped-up Mattress Mack come into the booth to yell at 15 syllables/second for 3 straight innings
comfy
*dabs*
>The weekend will kick-off with Orbit's Union Station Celebration on Saturday, as Orbit will be joined by Clark the Cub of Chicago Cubs, Fredbird of the St. Louis Cardinals, The Oriole Bird of the Baltimore Orioles and Rangers Captain of the Texas Rangers. The weekend will be capped off on Sunday as Orbit will again be joined by his MLB mascot friends, as well as Toro of the Houston Texans and Diesel of the Houston Dynamo.
>Csubs
>Methinals
>Rags
>Orange Duck
Fuck man, I hate Orbit's friends
This was whatshername's idea. Brianna Carbonelli or something. The marketing director that comes into the booth and talks about boring promotions for a full inning every few weeks.
>6/29/14: Mascots Raymond, Dinger, Baxter, Mr. Met, Clutch and Diesel celebrate Orbit's birthday in ...
His old friends were better
>MarWIN GOATzalez
marWIN is too good for this world
>ex-oriole throwing a perfect game
This is an amazingly shit week
Who
Gonzalez
Pitch count's way too high for him to finish the game tho
oh wait it's only 70 pitches, I read the balls and strikes thing wrong
69 pitches through 6 is too much?
>Miggy and JD two gaping holes in my offense this weekend
>gonzo finally decides to git gud
Fucking Whos
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>i dont even have to believe
>tfw they got confused and scored early today
this stupid team, man
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Quads confirm
We need to stop posting these for a while. Let the magic recharge.
gg ducks
GG O's
see y'all later this year
Gsweep stros
At least we get the Yankees next