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You arrive in Neocastle, c.2020 Anno Domini.

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'nime

>13 posts early

Was it worth it OP?

Don't rate this gimmick FYI

Jan Man's on paid leave.

Probably

Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.

I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.

I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

fuck off krautismo we're all in here

anime

The abode for the night

accidentally clicked an amazing atheist video

now my recs are going to get all ruined

>all

Don't care frankly

Take note, @ posters.

THIS is what you look like:

>no edition edition

Crunching at your entire existence

>we're in here
>no posts at time of linking the thread
screaming

told you to stop posting soho

Enjoy your banana 'recs

Gonna right a very strongly worded email to the tinder corporate executives about their decision to include trannies with male genitalia on my feed when I've clearly stated I'm only interested in females.

there's a very autistic post ending in 37 above

>go to McDonald's after a night out to get a burger and some chips
>Theyre doing breakfast stuff instead of normal stuff

This has happened twice recently. At first im disappointed but then I remember the double sausage egg mcmuffin is literally the best thing on the McDonalds menu

youtube was a mistake

Pointed out that one of the gf's eyes is slightly lower than the other one
She isn't pleased with me, lads

mcdonald's does fries not chips

I wish I looked like that

>right
good luck with that you're off to a great start

Not him

Not sure why you felt the need to post this twice

*open video of terror attack*
>stop blaming islam guys

*open video of fire*
>RIP REST in piece

this one maka me think

just copped a pair of these

what am i looking at lad?

>twitter meme
brutal

top tier taste. those mcmuffins are the only fast food items i like anymore

this, fries and chips are separate things
I think some yanks think we refer to everything as chips

the call that saved john wick 3

of what? niggers?
aha

Hello nigger

where & what is that?

fuck off about it

What is this? Where is this?

If you're in London, you should get on to Corbyn, ask him to requisition you a mansion.

>its actually the tories and brexits fault

one for the house and one for the field?

Fix it for her with your fists

listening to lo-fi trance

symmetry is important, you just called her slightly ugly

That's how she got that way mate

can someone explain Mystery Science Theatre 3000 to me?

it seems to essentially just be gogglebox

not a nigger desu

Shouldn't go around insulting your lass

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Business idea: Rorke, except Jews are Shia and degenerates are Kuffar

listening to slowcore groove-funk

Gogglebox is the ultimate realisation of the Huxleyian dystopian nightmare. People watching people watching people.

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17th century hospital

It's not actually funny or entertaining but DUDE 90S KIDS LMAO

nice

ah yes, the future

I love the way he says Kuffar.

bucks respond reeeee
need to know cos norlfolks only around tonight if were doing samurai so need to know reeee

*expropriates your loft and garage because no one has been in there for a few weeks and its use value is not being recognised*

heh, nothing personal kid

>that woman in the background looking shocked

Pretty sure she doesn't know what Shia are and think he just called him a shit

Today Tyrone came into my retail workplace (self.Incels)
submitted 1 day ago by nightshiftloneronly fucked by genetics
He bought 5 packs of magnum condoms. Imagine living that lifestyle. Shit, my inferiority was evident.

kek

just coughed up some monumental phlegm

crazy

Why you staying there? Squatting?

unironically love gogglebox and look forward to it every week

which cuckdox game should i play?
stellaris or ck2

...

*confiscates the left side of your bed to house 15 poor refugee families*

It was unoccupied right so it's ok?

how do we know shes not just a pedo

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Same tb h

Very bizarre feel, not sure particularly what, but enunciation just seems good somehow.

420 blaze it legalise!

chicken and chips

tried my hand at subtly editing a picture of Alan, what do you think?

Nah was messing. Did a 'sit earlier. Great place and tour.

Stellaris is incredibly unfinished and kind of shit

bambling

pretty cool desu


>black people wearing condoms

shan't

...

got to know a fella last night who can get me good DMT and acid

VERY happy with that

anyone here (have a method) they'd like to share?

My 3rd eye won't blink and I'm seeing things I don't want to see

>Lets just spray these hoses at it

Does the UK not have helicopters for this?

why do gingers love islam?

send some over here mate

War and Peace? no I haven't read it, is the anime good?

...

>weed legalised in London

tupac was fucking based

qt

pewdiepie confirmed racist

did your sister tell you that?

VERY good

>tfw corbyn brings back mutualism

had 1 (one) pint and already feel a bit wavy

at that point I think everyone was dead.

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what am I reading?

There's some meme about Mohammad being a ginger and the Islamists try their best to convert them with complements on their appearance

Just berated every contact email listed on Tinders website with my complaint about trannies being listed as females. Following through on my promise to uninstall the app now, there are better matchmaking apps anyway.

I got £850 off HMRC back in tax on May 12th and so far I've spent £790 of it on cocaine, beer and fags and weed

thats what you get for having a pint on an empty stomach

worst pain of my life

>at gym with mate
>doing squats
>walk over to get some 25kg plates
>one is on floor
>bend down and place my hands on it
>friend comes over and starts talking to me about some stupid shit
>has 25kg plate in his hands
>throwing it up and down like a twat
>throws it up and misses catch
>comes down on my thumb and traps it between both plates
>explodes like a fucking tomato
>instant agony

I've trapped my thumb and fingers between two heavy pieces of wood before and it really, really fucking hurts and it barely leaves a bruise so you can imagine how painful this was.