First time I pounded straight alcohol was 13...

First time I pounded straight alcohol was 13. I grew up in a suburban neighborhood and I wasn't abused in any way but I still turned out like shit. God help me or one of you maybe.
I've got serious problems now.

...

I'm a substance abuse counselor in NYC, what can i do for you?

plz end me
or let me redo all those times I fucked up

Same here bud. Got black out drunk and high for the first time when I was 14, never really stopped. It's my birthday today and I can't handle the fact that in 24 years of life I've done absolutely nothing worthwhile, learned no skills, saved no money, and have several addictions/severe depression. I'm gonna go buy some charcoal and a grill tomorrow, drive my car somewhere secluded and monoxide myself. Wish me luck.

how long have you been drinking for? How many of these criteria do you meet?

are you really? My counselor was hellbent on making me go out and get friends/a girlfriend but I'm just about ready to die
Idk what I need

Yes I am. Have a masters of social work and 9 years sober myself.

Vince?

You're 24 you retard
You should KYS just because of your attitude, not because of your lack of accomplishments

I meet all of those criteria I've been drinking seriously for the past 4 years

Hey man. Just remember, everything cool or significant you were going to do in life, you haven't even done it yet. You've just been meditating on it. It's all just been in your head. Now go ride your fucking skateboard bro.

I have a promising job, but God damnit pain pills are all I have to look forward to in this mother fucking bullshit life

don't kill yourself. google "substance abuse treatment" and go in for an assessment. you can get help and live a happy healthy life. suicide is a permeant solution to a temporary problem.

I'm so glad I'm not alone
You're not alone either user.
You don't deserve to die like this

Got a job, that's good. Pain pills are fun. What else? Get a bike bro. Go walk along some train tracks or some storm drains. Unplug.

ok pain pills are tough to get off but not impossible. go see a specialist and ask about vivotrol. its a once monthly injection that blocks the opiate receptors. what you need now is a few months off of drugs and some new friends/something to live for.

My advice is to make up a goal or a reason to live. The banality of modern life can fucking kill you.

nature is beautiful but you don't get it
I guarantee you don't understand
You need to bleed life and Harmony and beauty to see nature eye-to-eye
It's a one-way sacrifice.
Nature takes. You give. That's it.
Humble yourself or continue to wander aimlessly in the sea of despair.

The attitude is what led to the lack of accomplishments, so fair enough. Honestly the only time I've ever felt happy in my life is when I was fucked up on something. Relationships (romantic and otherwise) seem shallow and boring, sports and other adrenaline junkie shit doesn't do much for me, the pack a day cigarette habit makes food bland, nature is incredibly lame. I want to enjoy things, but I don't. I'm familiar with CBT and the subjective nature of perception, but I can't manage to convince myself that I'm wrong about things that I can find no logical fault with (life has no inherent meaning, consciousness causes more problems than it solves, etc).

Also I'll kill myself over these fucking captchas if nothing else, gookmoot you double nigger

You might be an alcoholic. Find local AA meeting. Hang out, listen see if it’s for you.

I’ve been sober for 4 1/2 years and I’ve never been happier.

I've done a lot of shit people would consider really cool, had a lot of opportunities through rich parents and friends. None of it did a whole lot for me. Just drugs.

Been in all kinds of therapy since I was diagnosed with clinical depression at 12. 4 mental hospitals as well. All kinds of medication. None of it helps longterm.

I had a bottle of Everclear once. We were at my house and all wasted already and the challenge was to take a swig of the Everclear. no one wanted to so one guy says "fuck you pussies" then chugs it.

Then he's like fuuuuckkk and goes in the bathroom and instead of puking in the toilet the fucker pukes in the sink.

/just sharing.

you ever see the web of a girl who pukes black vodka until she dies?
this shit is not a joke, though I've done similar (even worse) and I'm still alive

>it's another 'i'm sad pay attention pls :(" thread

yay

Stop relying on your parents. Keep doing cool shit. It's like what Madonna said, "Drugs take you closer to God, but they kill you a little bit every time." Idk, drugs are fun. I haven't done drugs in about a year. I love it. I just fucking hike, and ride my bike everywhere. I'm about to go snowboarding for the first time. Hopefully meet some chicks, that don't do drugs. Then just go hike to the top of a mountain and have deep philosophical conversation on how to be better people. Then go check out some art, and drink coffee. Then go drink beer and fucking prank all over the city. I don't know how much excitement you are expecting out of life? You can only just keep doing stuff. We're going to be here for a while. The pain, the laughter, drugs, and sobriety. Go live on the streets for a while, then go stay with your rich parents. Get some roommates. Go to jail once. See what that's all about. Go get in a fist fight with some hood life gang banger who loiters out front of 7-eleven. Just keep fucking living turd mcsavage.

>ut to go snowboarding for the first time. Hopefully meet some chicks, that don't do drugs. Then just go hike to the top of a mountain and have deep philosophical conversation on how to be better peop

go to jail twice

You just don't drink man, it's easy

I'm good on that muthafucka...My ass is not going back. I'm not breaking no laws. Nope.