Riskiest Moments Ever?

Riskiest Moments Ever?
>GF at the time and I are at a male friend's house. (am grill, inb4 tits or GTFO)
>Getting drunk, playing truth or dare, want to see who is the better kisser.
>She passes out on his waterbed, him and I lie down next to her, and keep making out.
>He wants to fuck me, but has Whiskey Dick, so he just eats me out instead.
>It feels amazing, but we can't make too much noise, or move around too much, cuz the waterbed would betray us.
>Got eaten out, he didn't ask for anything in return, it was amazing, and GF never found out.
>Sometimes I think about it and touch myself.

That's your riskiest moment? For real?

Nice dubs. I mean. considering my gf was literally right there, and could've woken up at any moment, yes.

i don't even want to see your tots. your story is so lame just gtfo

lol, probably jealous.

Honestly though, tits or it didn't happen

tits or gtfo you nigger

> thanksgiving dinner
> me and gf (both 16) sneak off to the living room
> it’s literally a thin wall separating them both
> pushed her up against that wall
> fucked her and came in her ass
Later on she told me it was leaking through the entire dinner and it turned her on

This

Yes! I totally relate to that naughty feeling of having cum drip out/having a sore ass; while noone is the wiser!

You faggots have a story, or you just wanna hate?

You could have just posted bobs to be nice. Story was 4/10.

>You faggots have a story, or you just wanna hate?

Demanding Tits from self-declared femAnons is not so personal as Hate, it is just business.

user demonstrated knowledge of the rules, and shit on them anyway... as if "inb4" is any kind of "get out of Tits Free Card" ? NOPE

So ....

TITS or GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

it is that simple

Got pulled over on the highway as a "routine check". The police asked to search my car and I refused. I told them I had been driving for 8 hours and I wanted to keep going, as I only had 30 more minuted until my destination. They let me go. I had 37 tabs of ecstasy in the car.

>pushed her against a wall
This guy gets it

Fucked a girl in a store room at work when I was a teenager. Did it a bunch and neve got busted.

Sneaked into my gfs house and fucked her while her little sister was asleep in the same bed as us.

I was 18 dating a 15 yo and we were in the trunk of my buddy's car on our way to his house cause his parents were away. Well being young me and her decide to get frisky. So I'm in a truck with my 18 yo dick inside a 15 yo and my boy gets pulled over. Cop pulls my buddy to the back of the car. I'm still balls deep in this girl and the cop has him by the trunk asking if there is anything in the car he should be concerned about. We didn't get the car searched.

In a trunk not truck

hey great story, but a picture's worth 1000 words

specifically, a picture of your titty

You know the rules.
where are the tits.

stealth fucked my then gf doggy style in her living room while her mom was 20-ish feet away in another room

I fucked then gf while her dad was playing in the garage with his band. Motherfucker came back in the house and tried to come in her room. Door was locked. I dipped when I heard him fumbling with the gun cabinet

I jerked off while having my headphones past the safe point that could cause hearing damage. I still wonder to this day what i don't hear from hearing that girl yell about having her asshole gaped open

Man you fucking take the cake

Just post tits

You want to know a secret, boy? The little sister was awake. Also, it made her wet and she still thinks about it when touching herself.

what a fucking cocktease

Similar thing with my gf and the bruises and scratches I give her, the slight pain turns her on at work.

>one night fuck buddy turns up at my house, says she's bored and asks if I want to go for a drive.
>bored, nothing to do, so say yes and head off, end up parking out by some fields.
>get a little frisky and she tells me that she wants to go to a nightclub in the middle of town called plush.
>not really up for it so jokingly say to her I'll take her to plush if she strips naked here, drives back to the centre of town, parks in the parking structure across from the night club, gets out of the car and runs 3 laps of the car, thinking to myself she'll never do it.
>ended up in plush with her that night.

Oh shit I have some stories.
> be freshman college fag
> first gf ever but ass holw hermit roomate and no place for touching
> school library study room each day
> no locks, people randomly walk in, window in door
> heavy petting through clothes
> start taking each others pants off, make the other wait half naked when either had to go to class
> fingering and oral before leaving for class at last minute
> often have pussy juice on face and hands while running across campus
> once got caught by staff but they just made us stop, didn't get expelled, they sterilized everything
> right after that her father coincidentally shows up with her 12 year old sisters and barge into room (he's an ass who always did this shit)

Another:

> work late each night for schoolwork
> usually in specific building
> we would sneak into the girls bathroom and grind, finger and suck/lick each other in the stalls
> still before we had actual sex but everything else was done

One of my biggest cockblock moments:

>her family has hot tub outside
>end up staying with her in crappy half-renovated garage for summer
> she was basically kicked out for no longer being a submissive abuse victim
>we're in hot tub
>she's in blue one-piece that is way too small for her
>inch closer and start to rub her pussy through swimsuit
>squeeze her breasts and slip fingers under
>pull aside swimsuite by panties start fingering her
>that look on her face is too obvious
>her legs are wide open toward me
>take dick out and push against her pussy
>rub the opening and stick it in slightly
>not even all the way in when suddenly her 16yo sister shows up
>immediately gets into hot tub
>quickly ninja my dick into my trunks and cover up gf's pussy
>gf looks so fucking horny and angry
>my balls were blue the whole night

Will give some specifics if requested, not having any privacy turns everything risky.

If you got more go for it

>be 15 year old virgin cracker
>at gf's house
>things get sensual
>start rubbing her pussy and fingering her
>shes lovin this shit
>remember ive got a condom in my wallet
>remember her parents are home and her bedroom door is wide open
>fuck it
>and then fuck it, literally
>nut and chill for a bit

that's all ive got

>be at gf's house for a while
>her family moves to different town and is temporarily leaving her, me and her 16 yo sister there
>weirdest way to move but whatev
>for the time being we can sleep inside main house with heat and hot water
>I'm on couch in living room, she sleeps on other couch
>her sis goes to bed and closes door leading to living room
>start grabbing gf's ass, pull her closer to me while I lay there
>gf is standing facing me
>start rubbing puss, pulling down her pants and panties
>just below the top half of her ass, grab it and pull it closer
>licking her juices up
>she's moaning and I keep telling her to be quieter
>suddenly sister's door opens up and she walks into room
>gf turns bright red, pulls up pants and yells at sister for not knocking
>not knocking to leave her own room
>I laugh as little sis embarrassingly apologizes and hides in her room and gf tries her hardest to fall asleep suddenly

>be me visit gf at college
>the week before coming to visit I was thinking of breaking up with her
>I see her and she see’s me
>she has this big dumb smile that she always makes
>hugs me and all the feels come out >I almost cried thinking I would break up with her
>tell her I love her
>go to her dorm
>all her friends leave after a while
>we’re in top of her bunk bed
>she starts grabbing my cock
>I pull her hair and kiss her neck
>she was wet after that
>we jump down and start taking each other’s clothes off
>we start fucking in top of her desk
>she’s holding me tight telling me to fuck her harder
>I start thrusting fast as fuck
> hear a knock
>it was her roommate
>we put our clothes on really fast
>I jump on her bunk bed and she acts as if she’s putting clothes on
>act as if I can’t see her yet
>my gf opens the door and tells her friend she couldn’t get the door since she was changing
>buys it and fucks off

I love my gf and I’m still with her. She likes to fuck my brains out and I fuck hers. Love is the best

why want to break up?

>be around 25
>go to concert with gf around same age
>meet 14 year old girl and get her high
>gfs idea to bring her home with us
>spend all night drinking and getting high and fucking this girl
>drop her off at her house at 7am
>peel out and never look back

So you're a faggot. Why should I give a shit what a faggot thinks about anything.

get sterilized

>at wifes, then gf's house
>just her, her mom, and mothers friend over
>gf wants to go swimming. It's like 10 PM
>whatever.jpg
>change into suits and head to pool
>living room sliding door leads directly to pool, so straight LOS to living room containing mom and friend from pool
>"hey user, spoon me"
>water is actually warm, wanted to swim
>lame.webm
>starts rubbing butt on my junk
>don't want to swim anymore
>sit down on pool steps as she grinds me
>i am literally looking at her mom and friend talking
>this is fucking awesome
>GF pulls my dick out
>getting it in is tough, but we manage
>gently hops on me as I stare at her mom and friend
>they glance over at us occasionally, but pretty sure they couldn't see us
>came so hard inside her, didn't fucking care
>mom and friend seemed non the wiser, wish they had seen us

also fingerblasted my wife before we dated while next to her sleeping best friend. I don't really count this one because we all masturbated together and this friend regulaly jerked me off before I married. In fact she was just over tonight and I was secretely rubbing her friends vagina through some fancy compression pants.

Damn I want to fuck her! Can't cheat though.

>gf of 6 yrs has hot 17 yo younger sister with bigger tits I've wanted for years.
>one night everyone gets drunk, sister is passed out on couch
>go to bed with gf and have sex but don't cum
>say she can sleep I'm not tired
>go back, sister has barfed on herself, get towel to clean it up.
>wipe it off her face - shes out
>kinda mumble like I'm drunk and say my gfs name (emergency backup plan now in place).
>grab that big titty, feels so good
>get under the shirt, feel her up, suck on it awhile
>get ambitious, unzip her pants and stick my finger in puss, super wet, lick finger
>take her hand and wrap it around my dick
>her grip is like really surprisingly tight, almost feels like she is awake, is amazing
>stroke a bit and cum on her face
>a bit dazed I walk around to check the perimeter
>a min later I come back, this time with phone for pics
>get 2 pics of her face, cum is dry and doesn't show up really
>about to do more, gf walks in
>'oh hey, sis here is really passed out'
>help take sis to bed
>next day gf looks at my phone while I'm distracted
>gf - "these are cute/funny pics of my sis."
> me - oh, heh... yeah, yeah

fin

My adult neighbours even fuck in the bed when their kid of 5yo is sleeping in the same bed.
Sick people.

Try hanging yourself using fishing line.

>>gf - "these are cute/funny pics of my sis."
>> me - oh, You should have seen the fresh facial

(checked)
post the pics pls

also because in these derelict times tits is the only proof they aren't a trap.

No sadly they are not

girls touch themselves to thinking of guys licking them out? kewl.

Riskiest situation with sex stuff
>fucking fingering licking out girl while trying to not make noise but still have fun
>strict parents in the same house
>swear they knew everytime

oh well

got high and fucked my gf in front of my long-time friend. My girl was sucking my dick and I told my friend to help her, she did.

Virgin detected

>go to concert
>get invited by band backstage
>meet singer, so sexy
>be in their changing room
>take off my clothes
>a mysterious figure appears completely nude
>oh god I can't contain myself
>get a huge boner
>they come up to me, bend over, inviting me
>I graciously accept
>I put my face to their ass
>suck the biggest log of shit from Andy's asshole you ever saw
>throat gets clogged
>fucking in heaven

the best story in the history of Sup Forums

thank you user

underated post

Fake story, bro