Explain why Loli is illegal in Canada but letting your dog give you a blowjob isn't

Explain why Loli is illegal in Canada but letting your dog give you a blowjob isn't
>protip; you can't

Because Canada is retarded.

Fair enough

1. People don't give a shit about animals
2. People get triggered if you like different things than them
3. Canadian legislators enjoy beast shit

Cause bestiality is wrong no matter which way you twist it nigger lover

I thought loli was only illegal in usa

Then it should be illegal no?

No you can actually get jail time just for having loli saved to your computer here, theyre more lenient with japanese imagrants because its considered just another fetish there

Niggers are less than dogs

Just loli? Even softcore?

Yep anything that even looks under 18
Read about a guy who got 90 days in jail over light loli that the police couldnt prove was portrayed to be underage

Anything can "look" under 18, specially on an abstract artstyle.
This is ridiculous.

They crack down so hard on a victimless crime that can help pedos from acting on their desires by just fapling to loli but apparently fucking the ol pooch is the safer move legaly

welcome to canada, where thought crime is a reality.

>People don't give a shit about animals
I don't know how they feel in Canada but most Americans care more about dogs than people.

Why would I want to try? At least dogs are real.

Land of the cucked

This

if you have loli saved, then chances are you also have lewder stuff that makes the loli seem irrelevant.

C(an)ucks.

So why is it not allowed to nut to anime girls

its not in all of canada it depends on ur province

Ontario fag here can confirm very illegal

As someone who was recently v&, I can confirm they gave zero shit about the loli and shota. In the usa

how would they even know u had it?

story?

You going to jail?

>recently v&
story time!

>As someone who was recently v&
do tell

All my loli is saved in a folder called "for report". You see officer, I was saving so I could track down these criminals

A loli could bite your dick off

They can't if they are drawings

kek

Even the RCMP suck off their horses. That's why I want to move to canada permanently.

Not if they have teeth

Is bestiality legal that way? Or is it only allowed to be fucked by animals?

It's not what you think. I had visited shady sites not related to cp and that's what got them to my doorstep. They saw a celebrity fake of Emma Watson on a flat chest chick and took me in for that. With this being a conservative county and this being the subject it is. It is very difficult to fight, but I am fighting it

good luck man, hate thought crime shit. hope you can clear your name.

let me get this straight

if you like flat chested girls you're a pedophile

Alberta is illegal. but BC is ok. wtf. dont care.

Someone can report you in suspicion, if the warrent is given to police they can take your phone or computer and find whatever youve saved or watched

that literally makes 0 sense

as a friend of mine used to be a contractor and thats not how it works...

As of right now its all legal

So the trick is have no merch and keep your powerlevel as hidden as possible
If no one knows it's safe

Someone I knew was v& for drugs, a video was found on his computer daddy_fucks_daughter.flv and he was arrested and taken in even though the video CLEARLY starred consenting adults. Someone else was arrested for simpsons porn. Australia is all kinds of fucked.

that makes sense

In Canadur everything is tracked. They are exceptional at tracking IRC just a heads up with some 15 yo info for you faggots.

Basically

I guess so. Petite and flat and shaved is apparently cp. When they showed me the pic and asked me to explain myself, I literally laughed and told the that's hermione from Harry Potter. They just glared at me like they didn't believe me. WHO THE FUCK doesn't know who Emma Watson is?

This

>it's all legal in Brazil
>even toddlercon

Risking get shot every day has its advantages.

Canadafag, here.
Because beastiality is fucked up. loli isn’t even cheese pizza

I had a search warrent put onto me by a girl who sexted me when I was 17 and she was 13 I later blocked her because she had an obsession and the police came to my door and took my phone, been fighting the case for a little over 2 years now, loli was found on my phone since they searched it and am now being tried as an adult for a paedophile charge.
Pray for loli lovin user

Canadian here
Dogs can concent
Lets see you stick your dick in a pitbulls mouth without it biting it off
If you keep your dong the dog consents

Kek

Fuck AB. Fuckin hick goofs

Dogs don’t have lips. It’s all about anal.

im a leaf and i use to have almost a tb of lolis and i never got any problem. maybe i was really lucky or it because i have a small internet provider that dont give a fuck what you are doing as long you are paying

Anal and vaginal is still illegal in Canada
Only oral

Meanwhile, if cops seize my phone, they are going to see at least 200 pictures of cop dick

you can get your junk lick by a dog or whatever but if you try to fuck the dog that no good

Max kek

...

where's the print of the guy who was arrested for having pictures of his own wife on his phone because she kinda looked minor (despite having 30+)

I'd love to see the look on their faces

Cock shocked

what about oppai loli

what about gay boys dressed like girls

they are also flatchest

as long it not shota im sure it fine

loli leads to child abuse

not really. it like saying violent video games and movies create serial killer

In Canada this would be like banning culture, and this shit is like Japanese stuff. So this argument does not fly. Oppression is not Canadian. Or so they say.

Do Can fags accept this?

Filthy Monkeys.

Canada is fucking retarded but how exactly do you get a dog to blow you? its more like licking if anything

unless you want your dog to bite ur dick off

from a "population issue" standpoint it makes more sense to be more open to fucking animals as there's a 0 risk of getting an animal pregnant while enjoying hentai eventho fictional means you're still interested in the human concept so the ball is still in the ballpark just not picked up while animals just puts the ball on entirely different planet.

[citation needed]

>source: buzzfeed

But not when it comes to the Law
animals are objects in front of the Law

Nope. You can't.

People should be able to draw or imagine whatever the fuck they want, and animals can't give consent. Case closed.

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