Explain why Loli is illegal in Canada but letting your dog give you a blowjob isn't
>protip; you can't
Explain why Loli is illegal in Canada but letting your dog give you a blowjob isn't
Because Canada is retarded.
Fair enough
1. People don't give a shit about animals
2. People get triggered if you like different things than them
3. Canadian legislators enjoy beast shit
Cause bestiality is wrong no matter which way you twist it nigger lover
I thought loli was only illegal in usa
Then it should be illegal no?
No you can actually get jail time just for having loli saved to your computer here, theyre more lenient with japanese imagrants because its considered just another fetish there
Niggers are less than dogs
Just loli? Even softcore?
Yep anything that even looks under 18
Read about a guy who got 90 days in jail over light loli that the police couldnt prove was portrayed to be underage
Anything can "look" under 18, specially on an abstract artstyle.
This is ridiculous.
They crack down so hard on a victimless crime that can help pedos from acting on their desires by just fapling to loli but apparently fucking the ol pooch is the safer move legaly
welcome to canada, where thought crime is a reality.
>People don't give a shit about animals
I don't know how they feel in Canada but most Americans care more about dogs than people.
Why would I want to try? At least dogs are real.
Land of the cucked
This
if you have loli saved, then chances are you also have lewder stuff that makes the loli seem irrelevant.
C(an)ucks.
So why is it not allowed to nut to anime girls
its not in all of canada it depends on ur province
Ontario fag here can confirm very illegal
As someone who was recently v&, I can confirm they gave zero shit about the loli and shota. In the usa
how would they even know u had it?
story?
You going to jail?
>recently v&
story time!
>As someone who was recently v&
do tell
All my loli is saved in a folder called "for report". You see officer, I was saving so I could track down these criminals
A loli could bite your dick off
They can't if they are drawings
kek
Even the RCMP suck off their horses. That's why I want to move to canada permanently.
Not if they have teeth
Is bestiality legal that way? Or is it only allowed to be fucked by animals?
It's not what you think. I had visited shady sites not related to cp and that's what got them to my doorstep. They saw a celebrity fake of Emma Watson on a flat chest chick and took me in for that. With this being a conservative county and this being the subject it is. It is very difficult to fight, but I am fighting it
good luck man, hate thought crime shit. hope you can clear your name.
let me get this straight
if you like flat chested girls you're a pedophile
Alberta is illegal. but BC is ok. wtf. dont care.
Someone can report you in suspicion, if the warrent is given to police they can take your phone or computer and find whatever youve saved or watched
that literally makes 0 sense
as a friend of mine used to be a contractor and thats not how it works...
As of right now its all legal
So the trick is have no merch and keep your powerlevel as hidden as possible
If no one knows it's safe
Someone I knew was v& for drugs, a video was found on his computer daddy_fucks_daughter.flv and he was arrested and taken in even though the video CLEARLY starred consenting adults. Someone else was arrested for simpsons porn. Australia is all kinds of fucked.
that makes sense
In Canadur everything is tracked. They are exceptional at tracking IRC just a heads up with some 15 yo info for you faggots.
Basically
I guess so. Petite and flat and shaved is apparently cp. When they showed me the pic and asked me to explain myself, I literally laughed and told the that's hermione from Harry Potter. They just glared at me like they didn't believe me. WHO THE FUCK doesn't know who Emma Watson is?
This
>it's all legal in Brazil
>even toddlercon
Risking get shot every day has its advantages.
Canadafag, here.
Because beastiality is fucked up. loli isn’t even cheese pizza
I had a search warrent put onto me by a girl who sexted me when I was 17 and she was 13 I later blocked her because she had an obsession and the police came to my door and took my phone, been fighting the case for a little over 2 years now, loli was found on my phone since they searched it and am now being tried as an adult for a paedophile charge.
Pray for loli lovin user
Canadian here
Dogs can concent
Lets see you stick your dick in a pitbulls mouth without it biting it off
If you keep your dong the dog consents
Kek
Fuck AB. Fuckin hick goofs
Dogs don’t have lips. It’s all about anal.
im a leaf and i use to have almost a tb of lolis and i never got any problem. maybe i was really lucky or it because i have a small internet provider that dont give a fuck what you are doing as long you are paying
Anal and vaginal is still illegal in Canada
Only oral
Meanwhile, if cops seize my phone, they are going to see at least 200 pictures of cop dick
you can get your junk lick by a dog or whatever but if you try to fuck the dog that no good
Max kek
...
where's the print of the guy who was arrested for having pictures of his own wife on his phone because she kinda looked minor (despite having 30+)
I'd love to see the look on their faces
Cock shocked
what about oppai loli
what about gay boys dressed like girls
they are also flatchest
as long it not shota im sure it fine
loli leads to child abuse
not really. it like saying violent video games and movies create serial killer
In Canada this would be like banning culture, and this shit is like Japanese stuff. So this argument does not fly. Oppression is not Canadian. Or so they say.
Do Can fags accept this?
Filthy Monkeys.
Canada is fucking retarded but how exactly do you get a dog to blow you? its more like licking if anything
unless you want your dog to bite ur dick off
from a "population issue" standpoint it makes more sense to be more open to fucking animals as there's a 0 risk of getting an animal pregnant while enjoying hentai eventho fictional means you're still interested in the human concept so the ball is still in the ballpark just not picked up while animals just puts the ball on entirely different planet.
[citation needed]
>source: buzzfeed
But not when it comes to the Law
animals are objects in front of the Law
Nope. You can't.
People should be able to draw or imagine whatever the fuck they want, and animals can't give consent. Case closed.
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