> it's your birthday
> this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you
> finally it's the end of the day
> she says "for your last gift... come with me"
> she takes you to her bedroom. No one else is at home
> suddenly she jumps on the bed and looks at you like this
> "I know you've wanted to do this to me for for a while... so I'll let you. Happy birthday"
What do you do, Sup Forums?
EAT HER ASSHOLE
Give her money to buy some decent clothes that aren't full of holes.
>How'd you know?
As I strip her and start kissing her all over.
>I'm married
>I'm not attracted to kids
>You should try getting a bf before assuming random people want to fuck you
FUCK IT THEN GO ATM. MAKE HER CHOKE ON SHIT DICK, THEN CUM BUCKETS
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ITT: dipshits that think a 13 year old girl knows what to do in that situation, let alone offer herself to it.
jfc this place gets worse and worse every day.
...
I leave because bitches, especially young bitches will fuck you over, you fucking pedophile
FUCK HER BRAINS OUT
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
FAGGOT
do 360 walk the dinosaur
Fuck her brains out then go to friends house and forget/deny it ever happened
This is the most elaborate To catch a predator episode ever made lol
>slowly crawl onto the bed
>feel all over her nubile little body
>suck gently on her neck
>strip off all her clothes
>massage her tiny tits until she starts to moan
>kiss down her body
>bite her thighs
>gently run my tongue over her tight pussy and enjoy her whimpers
>lick the rim of her asshole
>slip the tip of my tongue inside
>slowly move further and further in
>massage the inside of her anus until it begins to relax
>finger her until she's on the very edge of orgasm, tonguing her hole all the while
>at her most vulnerable moment it ram my head into her fart box
>hear her screams vibrate through her colon, and feel her small hands clawing at my shoulders and neck
>feel her blood and shit mix with my own fluids as it runs down my back
>keep pushing
>force my entire head inside of her
>feel her entire body relax as the psychological and physical pain of what's happening to her
>use the opportunity to force my shoulders through, splitting her lower body in half
>eat as much of her intestinal tract as I can swallow as I continue to work my way up
>cum on the bed as the sound of her heartbeat slowly fades into nothingness
>force my way through her entire body until I am wearing her corpse as a cloak
>get up
>open the bedroom door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Youre right. Young bitches will fuck you over. And over. And over and over.
Young pussy is best:^)
you missed the middle part where you go into her brothers room and give him a handy while wearing his sisters skin.
fucking noobs.
accept her offer of making her a good dinner
i'll take experienced pussy over young pussy any day of the week.
nothing worse then a young girl trying to figure out how a dick works.
I tuck her in bed and rush to go grab some eggs for her to eat.
Oh shit so this is the original story and the girl who offers sex is simply her brother wearing sister skin
why a nigga got a 13year old over for his birthday? why a nigga still celebrating his birthday? you white boys are wack as fuck
Eat my dog's asshole
Am Russia sorry for bad English
>Remove trouser
>She say what want
>Respond "cat"
>Proceed into cat
>Ejaculate cat
>Put finger in anal
>Hurt why
>Poo on girl
>pleasure
Sit her down and tell her she worth more then she knows. Tell her that she is a child of God and that she is loved. Tell her she should wait to be an an adult and in a committed monogamous relationship before having sex. Thank her for spending the day with me.
Then ask her become a nun for brazzers.
Underrated post
It's so tight and good u cum in like 5 mins anyway
>"awesome, that nut had been loose for way too long and im too big to fit beneath there myself. Also I'm like 60% sure that there's a new charging cable down there, if you could get that I'll let you have my old beanie that you wanted"
>Hand her headlamp and wrench
>She comes out a few min later with cable
>I give her hat with $10 hidden in it.
>We head downstairs and I show her Firefly
>She's 50/50 on it
>Put on Futurama
>She loves it
>Falls asleep on my couch
>I grab throw blanket and toss it on her
> My sister comes over
>"Thank you so much I don't know what I would have done!"
>"NP, as long as you help me get our parents smashed this weekend."
>She takes daughter and heads home
>Take bong rip and pass out on couch watching Futurama
>13
The age of girl and the number of inches devonté (aka black anaconda) will be in my ass. Also no for many other reasons
Hello this is the FBI, your under arrest.
>Wakes up at 8:30
>Ohfuck.jpeg
>Get to work 20min late
>Gets chewed out
>Normal day otherwise
>Phone dying
>Oh fuck, I need a charger
>Wait.png
>Mfw
Hello this is Border Patrol, you under arrest pedrophile.
What is russia even
There would never be a strange 13 year old hanging out with me under any circumstance period. I have zero interest in kids. Kids, teens, they're all dumb assholes. I can't stand the little shits. I feel like slapping the fuck out of them when they open their mouths. Little terrorist motherfuckers. I'm not saying absolutely all of them are, there's rare smart one on occasion, but almost absolutely all of them.
Bloody but comfy
Oh yeah you're bad. What else would you do to that little slut all bound and ready to be punished?
I have never been with a woman who tries to figure out dick. They all expect the guy to do the work for them, even virgins
head over to amazon and order another freezer. The current one is full.
>buying a freezer off amazon
>not looking up great deals off craigslist
I keked
burger that stopped playing with legos at 21.
amazon has same day delivery. Obviously, I'm going to be to busy to head out and chat with folks.
When I was that age we talked about sex all the time, just saying.
You must live in a bible belt region.
There are 8 year olds who know what to do in that situation.
Hello fellow Sup Forumsros quite a fine thread here.
Give her some money so she wouldn't have to break her bank spoiling me then fuck her
Punch her rIght in the face
This.
Buy her some pants without holes in them and tell her to get the fuck out of my home.
>What do you do, Sup Forums?
Strip her and lick her armpits, also, raw anal.
Fucking faggot, kill yourself.
she has big Hands.
Excellent!!!
>this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you
Lol what alternate universe do you live in where a 13 year old could spoil a grown man?
Yeah her whole 10 dollars of allowance wouldn't but shit anyway
> 13 year old teen girl spoiling man
I know many ways she can do that user
Argentina. They train their girls right before ruining them in college.
You've never been with a female. You wouldn't know what to do with one, and a 13 year old is going to do absolutely nothing but lie there.
>Fucking faggot, kill yourself.
This.
am married. have kids older than her. would try to advise and then inform parents of her behavior... thats the plan..
and cry.
no thanks i like old ladies now. theyre into it man
Is she really 13 though
Bitch get those shoes off the bed right now
Aahaahah actual gay person identified.
Why do you even come here Reddit. Honestly just leave. You've been ruining this place for years with your lame shit
she's actually 300 years old
Why the fuck wild grown ass man hang out all day with a little girl? Fukken losers