One shot at life

>one shot at life
>left-handed

>And right eye dominant
I didn't ask for this

Or no eye dominant. Takes me a while to warm up before I figure out which gun is real and which one is a trick.

Being left handed is an advantage in a number of sports.

Of course you are German so the only sports you engage in involve lining up and shooting civilians, and that game has been banned for ~70 years.

That's not true, there's still a pro league in the USA. It's called the New Orleans Police Department.

>one shot at life
>5'9"
>weird toes
>kissless virgin

...

>tfw no dominant side
>tfw have to try every new thing with both hands for a while to see which one is less uncomfortable

It sucks desu

> One shot at life.
> Mostly blind in one eye.
> Eye of a hawk in the other socket.
> Teach myself survivalist skills.
> Learn how to shoot a bow.
> Get good at it.
> Get really good at it.
> Take the shot life has given me.

lmao

>left handed
>right eye dominant
>shoot competitive archery

I've got both left and right handed risers to match my mood.

Not true

>one shot at life
> weak autism

>5'9
I'm 5'8 and not even mad about that. Just be yourself

>one shot at life
>be born post ww2 germany

...

I remember once I was writing and I couldn't figure out why it looked so bad. Turns out I was writing with my right hand (when I normally do it with my left) for at least the past 30 minutes and I didn't even notice.

I'm sure that can be potentially dangerous.

>one shot at life
>left handed
well im fine with this one
>ugly face
i hate people

I do, that's why I'm such a lonely autist.

>Kissless virgin

That has nothing to do with your height

>one shot at life
>have a qt half jewish half ukranian gf
>she loves me
>3 years together
>dump her to fuck whores

>get a qt sicillian gf
>D tits and fat ass while skinny body
>also loves me
>also dump her and break her heart to fuck whores

>now im alone
>no gf last two and a half years
>will probably always be alone as punishment for my shitty ways

I had two great shots and wasted them

Nah its just the universe telling you that race mixing is degenerate and wrong

>One shot at life
>born post Kiske/Hensen Helloween

>be American
>One shot at life
>Get shot

Step 1.
Don't be a pussy.

Step 2.
Acquire pussy.

Man up, faggot.

>one shot at life
>balding
Fuck this shit

but archery is in your beady genes so i its nothing much

>tfw use my right hand for some things and use my left hand for others

in portugal it's normal, you can't compare with northern europe

>one shot at life
>born male, literally won the genetics lottery
>6 feet tall
>good looking
>big dick
>intelligent

>feel like a woman trapped in a man's body

Fucking hell

i didn't expect to have this feel today
based portubro

Are you baiting? I'm 6'3 and wear lifts. In university I'm one of the smaller ones

Can confirm.
>be yourself
Bleh. Go fuck yourself.

>one shot at life
>5.7"

>6 feet "tall"
>good genes
More like 6 feet small faggit

>One chance at life
>Born with large hips and male
why live?

>one shot at life
>bed bugs

Fuck this shit

>one shot at life
>born the wrong side of The Wall

>short

The manlet memes are real. 5'11" (1.80 m) here, life is suffering

Thank the Lord Jesus Christ that abortions are legal. I would have three kids otherwise

>one shot at life
>6'1" 120 lbs
>kill me

>One shot at life
>Inherited brown eyes from father instead of my mothers green eyes
>autist
>living in a liberal shithole
>Russia-German poorfag
Atleast I'm not unattractive and taller than most of my family and rather smart.

Well it's part of it. Yeah there's loads of other things I hate about myself (ugly, anxious) but things would be easier if I was a bit taller, that's undeniable.

I know m8, I've given up. Apathy and depression is a lonely existence, but it's a steady one.

also this, fuck my life.

My best friend is literally retarded. He has super conservative views yet hates republicans because their republicans and rides the shit out of anything liberal. Has bernie sanders shirts but spouts " DAMN NIGGERS THEY CANT TSKE MY GUYS HUR DUR"

>tfw ambidextrous
feels great man

>one shot at life
>born in the desert

Tfw
>20
>richer than 90% of pol
>Supreme education
>got first blood on 4 diffrent girl and have a stable gf

Also
>5 foot 9 as well

Pussy, man up. Become the alpha you was meant to be.

>If you're out there all alone
And you don't know where to go to
Come and take a trip with me to Future World

We're already here boys.

>So cucked they use American measurement systems instead of the ones of the civilized they live in.

At least you still have your traditions, senpai

>one shot at life
>Indian

Literally hell

>one shot at life
>born ugly and retarded

>Tripfagging in a thread that doesn't need it

>one shot at poo
>poo in shoe

>be born
>immediately get dick chopped off by kike

>tfw feel bad for bullying Indians now

>one shot at life
>lower middle class.

now they're lining up civilians to come rape their women

>be right handed
>be left eye dominant
>still be match winning uspsa pistol shooter.

Get on my level nigger

keep making shit u on /po/ if it helps your ego bud

>left eye dominant by far
>right handed
I didn't even realize something was off until someone asked if I was left handed while shooting billiards as a kid.

I am forced to shoot left handed even though I'm right handed because of it.

I'll never own a 1911 that's properly fit for me.

I'm working class, I'm ugly and have no confidence. Don't give me the spiel about confidence, it's not possible to conjure it up when everything you do turns to shit and people hate you for no reason. Why should I "man up" exactly? Women treat me like shit and are repulsed by me, always have been.

Cabot makes a really nice southpaw 1911, might be worth checking out.

Well maybe its because I am relatively attractive but my height (5' 8") has never really been a problem. Of course I am not fucking 10/10s but I do alright.

Britain doesn't use the metric system for measuring human cattle.

>so cucked he spends all day writing about his impotent rage on a website in the language of his previous enemy/conqueror.

>one shot at life
>tall white and with a big dick
>also have money

feels good man

4 girls

lol

pussy man up 7 and 21 to my record now.

>so cucked he spends all day writing about his impotent rage on a website in the language of his previous enemy/conqueror.
Was hat er damit gemeint?

I'm not chasing 10/10s either. All the women I've hit on have been average or below and they're still repulsed by me. And if you're attractive you naturally get confidence and attention from women.

RollI feel ya, cant get a good sightpicture with both eyes open...

See

Shit, didnt delete last comment

>>one shot at life
But I'm a Buddhist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being left-handed is truly a blessing once you discover internet porn.

I actually feel a bit bad for right-handed people.

Oh I've looked at the South Paw before.

I paid half that for a meme gun: the Mateba 6 Unica.

Although I don't regret that purchase one bit - it's been my dream gun since I was a teenager and I saw it in my Chinese cartoons. Go ahead and get at me, I don't even care.

>porn
Nah. I think being able to write better is better than the sexual jew

I actually think about this for you guys and kind of feel sorry for you. How bad does that suck? Like...not even trollin.

height and dick size?

my family owns a bunch of stuff im 190cm and with a 22cm dick that i never use doesnt help im in a nigger city where half all black women have herpes

>falling for the calligraphal Jew

Oh how far you've fallen, Germania.

>5'8"
>hobbit feet
>married anyways

get gud nigga

Porn is Haram

Don't remind of what I'll never have. Although it's probably better if my shit genes end with me.

>one shot at life
>5'8"
>no brain for math
>below-average looks
>pale as fuck, get sunburned when I get into the sun for too long
>dark circles around my eyes, permanently
>born in East Germany, biggest shithole in Europe
>no skills
>no hobbies except shitposting and occassionaly vidya
>22 years old and already tired of life

I'm right-handed, but I fap ambidextrously. I default to my left hand because I need my right for the mouse/keyboard.

>dark circles around my eyes, permanently
I also have this. If you want to have some skills you should probably start learning an instrument or start training. It helped me.
Do you work?

That's a standard height for Albertos though.

you are not alone

...

Tfw ambi master race

>below-average looks
>pale as fuck, get sunburned when I get into the sun for too long
>dark circles around my eyes, permanently
>no skills
>no hobbies except shitposting and occassionaly vidya
>22 years old and already tired of life

Basically me. I have blue eyes so the dark circles around my eyes look absolutely awful, can barely stand my own reflection sometimes. I feel sick seeing happy people going about their lives in public. No motivation for anything.

JUST

Y'all not short I'm fucking short at 5'5

>be born
>have tinnitus

>One shot at life
>Chucklefuck that circumcises me does an especially shitty job

I think I might be starting to come to terms with the fact that I'm doomed to a life of loneliness and not be able to have children
And by 'come to terms with', I mean I'm getting a parrot

>be the only one who never go to concerts or clubs or parties in my whole group of friends
>be only one who gets tinnitus and I'm not even 20 years old yet

Tinnitus fucking sucks man

>one shot at life
>win
Sucks to be everyone but me.

>start learning an instrument

No patience for that

>do training

Just do bodyweight shite every 2nd day

>Do you work

Currently failing CS in University because too fucking stupid for math

Most people develop tinnitus later in life despite not going to concerts. It's not an unncomon anomaly. I got mine at 25 along with visual snow. Now that's a fucked up combo.

What's your steam id?

>one shot at life
>have phimosis
>use knife
>Benis fugged up