Why can't I find a girlfriend Sup Forums?

Why can't I find a girlfriend Sup Forums?

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Because you're a bitch. And that is extremely bad for you.

But you're a faggot, so why should I listen to your opinion?

Probably because you're honest. Don't be honest. Lie. Lie until you can't physically lie any more.

But why tho?

Here’s your first problem...you’re post pics of 10-12 yo girls and asking why you can’t find a gf.
Guessing you might have a few issues that need to be dealt with before attempting to find a companion.

Maybe society has a few issues it needs to deal with, too, but instead it just keeps letting people buy guns to shoot up schools with.

Also they're all over 18, because if they weren't, then why haven't I been banned for posting them?

Checkmate atheists

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Your hillbilly mother is rolling in her grave because she knows you and you're whore fuck dogs while you can fist her. I can smell your soul from here queer

ellennation.com/27761/year-old-kristina-pimenova-the-most-beautiful-girl-the-world

she was 10 in 2016 and so probs 12 years old.

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Because your standards are probably way too high.

>ellennation.com/27761/year-old-kristina-pimenova-the-most-beautiful-girl-the-world

How the hell do you even know that, pedo?

Also, she's clearly older than 18, for the simple reason that I haven't been banned yet.

They're all over 18.

because you are a gay

Obviously you are a newfag, otherwise you would not have just said something so fucking stupid.
Sage

you niggah.

You're obviously a newfag, not knowing that I can say whatever the hell I want and still get away with it because I have dynamic IP.

Also, the fact that you don't know that announcing a sage is also against the rules and makes you just as likely to be banned.

No it is not dumbass
Summer isn’t for like 3 months, you’re early

>newfag is new

Congrats on being a pedo, you sick fuck

You’re pretty much a sick fuck bro

Clobal rule 7:

>Clobal rule 7
Nigga can’t even spell but acts like a pedant asshole. Kek

Actually, I just decided to dump an image thread on infinitychan and troll with it, but I was expect to get the hammer long before now.

The mods must either know I'm trolling, or just be asleep.

This statement sums up exactly why you can’t find a gf you basement dwelling faggot.
Hurr durr, I’ve been on the chans for over a decade bro, come at me.
You will die alone, I assure you of that.

>Nigga
>kek

USes nigger slang and can't even spell "kike" correctly

Calls me a pdenantfile

This is just fucking sad

This statement sums up why you're a faggot.

Hurr durr, you'll die alone, hurr durr, but I won't tho because I'veonlye been a 4channer for six years instead of ten

Hurr durr

That was the point, irony you dumb fuck.

It's working enough that you and other faggots are responding, isn't it?

You're dumb as hell.

Because you are too focused on finding a girl, focus on yourself focus on your life girls will come along with it.

Hurr durr, I act like a retard and then claim irony when people point out I can't spell and love niggercock, hurr durr

May your standards are too high

Enjoy your ban

I'm beginning to wonder if I ever will at this point.

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Have you considered killing yourself?

I actually lol'd, stolen

Get yourself banned.Do it...Do it....Fo it

We'll see how I'm feeling after I get revenge on a few other people

you won't. as far as i know you have not really posted anything against the rules yet, than again mods usually ban for whatever reason they deem. You could try to piss one off, but your ban would not be for what you are intending.

man you are so powerful how can you never get banned

Okay, this is my friend's computer, that's what I'm trying to do

>lol’d
>laugh out louded
Between this and the whole weird pedo thing, you should probably just kys

I thought JB was usually banworthy, but I guess it's different if you piss off a bunch of idiotic newfriends. The fact that anyone is taking this seriously in the first place is actually kind of funny.

I bet if I posted Yotsuba porn, I'd get banned.

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lol is its own word

You're thinking of LOL

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you're posting known legal models man, not exactly the same.

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Known by who?

You actually know who these girls are, and you're calling ME the pedo?

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you're posting girls who have been on nickelodeon, been in the news, and have camera filters that are obviously professional.

you are trying so hard it is kinda pathetic.

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why?

because need a new mouse. right button is broken.

Stop oppressing OP

I kike'd

Look, I'm not even as knowledgable about these things are you pedos are. I literally just dumped an infinitychan thread with YChan and came here to troll about it while The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo downloaded via FileZilla from my seedbox.

I thought I'd be banned by now tbh

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this should be spread until it ends up on the news lol.

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what kind of ban are you going for here? a few days or perma? because only way you will get perma banned is if you call the mods every name in the book or post something illegal, otherwise you are just making yourself look like an idiot.

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It doesn't really matter, but the weird thing is that I've gotten IP range banned for a lot less before (telling someone to delete their registry when asking how to hack Facebook).

I've gotten regular permebans for nothing at all regularly over the past decade, but it's part of Sup Forums culture to learn to ban evade, so I don't even fucking know. I'm just surprised.

Abstinence is my choice because I felt that way for my sister, and she felt the same, but then cut off contact because she's a Christian, and now I just can't feel anything anymore other than a burning desire to kill all Christians

If someone shoots up a church, you know who it was

This made me happy

A little chunky OP
If you're gonna be a pedophile, at least have standards. Otherwise you're just a sicko freak

"I'll give you candy if you come back to my van"

I thought she was pretty hot when I was 10. I only flooded these to troll, though, so whatever.

Looks like my files are done downloading, ttyl faggets

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

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>> now I just can't feel anything anymore other than a burning desire to kill all Christians

I'll alert the FBI. That way you will certain to have a free pass in you future endeavors.

Ok . now that OP split.
This is now s nigger hate thread

GO!

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mmm... soo yumy young baby

waww...she soo beuti baby....yumy yum

Men will always be confused, if they have to look at beautiful woman all day, and woman will always be confused if they sense that many men look at them.

soo sexy baby

Have you tried going outside and talking to girls?
I've noticed that's the first step, and most people don't even take that first step, yet complain that they cant find one.

>Have you tried going outside and talking to girls?
shit. missed that step
thought the girls would all walk into my room and start fucking me