This fucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Hello master I'm currently lvl 18. Any tips how I don't get a lvl 34 wizard like you ? Give some advice to low lvl virgins

Most likely, you'll be fine. You are still young and are at worst a late bloomer.

Anyway, take care of your body, work out find, find a hobby and try to find likeminded people. Go out now and then and do be a dick.

Thanks I won't disappoint you

that a chaos sign?

Go for it.

Where?

bump

is it more to do with your drive than anything else?

Like, is you sexual interest more towards something other than women and/or men?

Do you have any friends in general?

How often do you speak with people outside of work?

>is it more to do with your drive than anything else?
>Like, is you sexual interest more towards something other than women and/or men?

You mean if I have some weird fetish? No, I am as vanilla as it gets.

>Do you have any friends in general?

Nope.

>How often do you speak with people outside of work?

Regularly but it is meaningless smalltalk.

What have you tried so far? Were you on any dates? Are you ugly?

If you dont have male friends (mates), it means that you dont idenitfy with people of your own sex.

People dont realise how important sexuality is between mates, but its one of the most important parts of bonding.

Men can become friends just by attending the same titty bar.

If your sexuality really is on the normal side, I would hang out at bars. They dont have to be titty bars, but venues that hire attractive waitresses and promote male sexuality, and just casually start coversations with other men, even if its about stuff playing on TV like the news etc.

Before you get to women, you need to have a strong companionship circle.

This is usually only difficult to achieve in people who have abnormal sexual interests rhat they feel obligated to hide, and cannot use as a foundation to connect with members of their own sex.

Good luck.

>What have you tried so far?

Mostly just trying to chat up girls at parties, in bars etc. and online dating (including Tinder). Recently been doing some courses (cooking, yoga) to get into contact with new people.

>Were you on any dates?

Maybe half a dozen in my life. Never managed to get a second date though.

>Are you ugly?

Plainly average.

how big is ur dick

Like 15 cm erect.

I'm 25 and on my way

16 y.o here.

Single, the only time I’ve ever been kissed was during a game of truth or dare. Both were bi chicks.

Does it count? If not I’m a kissless virgin and could use some help.

Might be a seven pointed star.

This is sounds scary. I hit 20 soon and wasn't even on a date. How did the dates go? Did you tried touching them? Where they creeped out or bored?

>Does it count?

Yes. Also, you are fucking young and you will be fine I you take control over your life.

>How did the dates go? Did you tried touching them? Where they creeped out or bored?

More bored. I'm an incredibly dull person.

> am 18
> have had over 30 sexual conquests with over 20 girls
> im fucking awesome
you need some help faggots?

...

How much did you pay?

Yeah Chad, what’s your method?

nothing, mainly just girls from high school, cause im a senior and they wanna know how the world works so i just tell em to come over after school ;)

Have you been trying to be romantic or something? Were you just chatting about nothing?

I sense bullshit

when your great at football, you get to pick whoever you want bro

What's it like to feel such a need to inflate your own ego you tell lies on the internet?

(chad here) id like to add dont be romantic, girls hate that, you wanna show a chick whos boss and always be the dominant one

Was this before or after you ran out of room in your second mansion to store your Ferraris?

>4
>no, I didnt forget a zero
Someone please kill me I dont wanna live anymore

what are you talking about ego bro, do you even lift

Sure thing chad. you go boy

dude pcgaming is better than sex

bro i dont have a second mansion, ive got a holiday house but thats it
and no ferrari, i prefer my american made camaro

26 here. Not kissless but virgin though. How does your powers come about? Also will I be a less powerful wizard because I’ve broken the kissing barrier?

22 what do

OP here. Dunno how to be romantic, whatever that means.

Yeah I'm not sure too and it makes me anxious

Just go with it and be cringy, protip most of what Sup Forums thinks is cringy isnt actually cringy

Then I should be drowning in pussy. If there is one thing that I am in conversation, it's awkward and cringy,

>Awkward
As in dont give a fuck, just let loose, at first you'll be autistic as shit but think of it as practice, but what you dont do is be shy or low energy, if you want to be awkward go for it, but you have to really go for it or she'll think you're a betamale cuck

Turn gay and you'll be having as many sex orgys as you can handle

Usually, especially when alcohol is involved, I stop caring about the awkwardness. Problem is: I never stopped being autistic as shit.

Underage b&

How?

And 10 times as many insane halftranny faggots trying to stab him

only way to stop being autistic as fuck is embracing the autism and shoving it in peoples faces, as for anxiety, get drugs for it, anxiety is a mental illness caused by too much childhood rejection, get therapy and/or drugs for that shit, then force yourself to learn through experience, social is nowhere near as hard as people think

Maybe watching anime for girls or some shit will make it more clear how they think and what they desire.

Any femanon here that could help?

By not having sex. It's not that women throw themselves at you when you are an average guy and I simply failed in attracting some.

>only way to stop being autistic as fuck is embracing the autism and shoving it in peoples faces, as for anxiety, get drugs for it, anxiety is a mental illness caused by too much childhood rejection, get therapy and/or drugs for that shit, then force yourself to learn through experience, social is nowhere near as hard as people think

I have no problems with anxiety. At least not more than most people. Saying hello to a girl was never the problem. What comes afterwards is the problem.

>Maybe watching anime for girls or some shit will make it more clear how they think and what they desire.

I despise anime.

Asking women for dating advice is a godawful idea, they dont know what they want, watching romance anime for chicks is a great idea though, observe what chicks enjoy

try reading then maybe? it was a good idea, fwiw chicks mostly like people psychologically more than physically, yeah they like chad thundercock, but a good 70% of that is them liking how he treats her

Like reading what?

Romance novels, even gay shit like 50 shades could help you

Ah fuck.

Guy with a gf here,
Those novels only go so far, Satan. While it's subjective the women I know all look down upon those books. user best be careful how he approaches that.

They look down on it, but they still read it, because on some level they'd enjoy being in the same shoes, which isnt to say there's a more balanced approach, but the guy wanted help being sexy, I think its pretty good advice, he'll learn how to relationship with time

Yeah no; they prefer mysteries, comedies, comics, classics, amd the occasional drama but no romance novels. The writing's too shit and all the women in my life are too critical of bad writing.

OP here. Can you name any titles? I read a lot but mainly nonfiction (philosophy, politics, history).

>Listening to women when they tell you what they find sexy

hows your wifes boyfriend doing?

I'm sure as Hell not gonna listen to some faggot on Sup Forums. My gf has a thing for shoulders and nipple-stuff she told me herself. You mean to tell me that I should trust you over her sex moans and active drive? Get a grip.

Not that I know of that could really help you. Reading's not something the women in my life are horribly invested in, save for the odd novel. If anything I come from a group of music junkies, in which case a lot of us like Post-Punk and alternative rock.

>nipple stuff-stuff she told me herself.

what are elves for?

listen to the millions of book sales then you literal cuckold

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

T. American teenager. With that attitude you'll be divorced before 30

>Post-Punk and alternative rock.

Those a very broad genres.

What does a statistic have to say about someone in my life? My girlfriend's not over 40, horny in a lonely way, or undereducated in literature. It's not gonna appeal to her just because she has a pussy. Same with the other females in my life, they don't care for cheesy and badly written stories no matter how well some fluffy schlock sells for.

I lost my virginity (to my girlfriend) at 21, which I thought was ridiculous. If I could go back in time, I'd have started going to massage parlours or getting escorts when I was 16 or 17 if I could. I was working & driving at 16, but didn't know about seedy stuff back then. Why would you not consider this approach?

R.E.M., Gang of Four, Swell Maps, Sad Lovers and Giants, some Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, DA!, The Pop Group
And some Goth Rock like The Cure, Joy Division, The Bolshoi, and The Cult.

Proof of looks

>Insecure cuckold
kek

Not an argument.

Because I am both poor and morally ambivalent towards prostitution.

Love the Pop Group. Still radical as fuck.

Will not post my face on fucking Sup Forums.

I dont need to argue mate, you havent got a fucking clue with women, its obvious you havent had many relationships other than this one and you're trying to force yourself into feeling secure about this one, when really you've been with her probably 2 months by the sounds

>I despise anime
And I, for one, love anime. So kawaii

Fag.

Agreed on The Pop Group.

Bruh, I know 10 other women aside from my girlfriend personally and have been in this relationship for 8 years. Your foolish generalizations are exactly that and nothing more.

How can I get my 18y/o lossless virgin friend to not be that. My other friends try to take him out with us all the time but he always refuses

Sure mate, you sound like chad thundercuck, lord of the thots, and great knowledge keeper of the hidden harem ways

Says the idiot who think every woman will read very bad books because one made it to bestseller.

>She likes it when I play with her tiddies
Stop having opinions about shit you dont know about

Lvl 32 wizard here.


It is empowering to not need pussy.

I have seen to many of my friends destroy their lives over pussy. Divorces, if they are lucky, loveless slavery if they are not. In all cases they have had to give up hobbies and dreams.


In the mean time i own my own house ,2 trucks, no debt, amd working on a phd

Take your own advice, faggot.

Chad thundercuck here to play with your girls tiddies, better watch out

being romantic is for fags

just do stuff she likes and anytime she emotes toward you, positive or negative, meet it with a wall of soulless indifference

it'll give you an aura of machismo and honestly save you a lot of headache since women are always emoting about something

Projecting won't get you anywhere, any Joe with half a brain knows not to trust someone on Sup Forums's advice about women, especially the kind you're peddling.

That's retarded.

says the virgin

if she doesn't like it, dump her, there's plenty more

>She likes it when I play with her tiddies
Im just giving advise any good pick up artist could give - figure out what girls find attractive and emulate it as best you can, you on the other hand think playing with tiddies is a magical mating call which makes the thottiest thots fall in a mystical heat, swooning over your incredible ability to play with those tiddies

>u disagree so u a virgin
Retardedly retarded and no one's seemed to have stopped you.

>Pickup artist
No wonder, it's the guys who think they're magicians. Lol ok user, I get it now. Sorry I even bothered.

>Tiddie wonderboy bringing the bantz

K

Asking a 34 year old virgin for lige advice.

user just dont be autistic and get a bitch drunk at the bar ffs

have you tried going to asia or if you want your race, incest?

Been to Singapore, Japan and China when I still had something like a career. However, never went to the red light districts.

Try thailands red light district if you want good sex, its not all ladyboys and they'd be willing to come back to wherever you are because of how poor they are, try attuhaya in malaysia too

Given that I currently make minimum wage, intercontinental travel is out of the question.